Laura
@newwolverine.bsky.social
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#AtomicBomb
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Laura
@newwolverine.bsky.social
· Apr 29
"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗡 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦."
🖤 MarvelRP
🖤 MVRP
🖤 21+
🖤 Banter, SL’s, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
🖤 MarvelRP
🖤 MVRP
🖤 21+
🖤 Banter, SL’s, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
"Bro's give bro's brojob blowjobs?"
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Bro's give bro's brojob blowjobs?"
"Does it involve cliffs, like Lemmings?"
"I have a plan to decimate them."
Finger guns
“The big pigspiricy.”
“The big pigspiricy.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"Does it involve cliffs, like Lemmings?"
"Are they? I just thought it was the teeth and squeaking."
"Hmm... they are rather... soulless."
“Oui.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
"Are they? I just thought it was the teeth and squeaking."
Finger guns
“The big pigspiricy.”
“The big pigspiricy.”
Shudders.
“Anyway, everyone knows it’s the guinea pigs you have to worry about.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Finger guns
“The big pigspiricy.”
“The big pigspiricy.”
“Oui.”
"les cobayes ?"
“Anyway, everyone knows it’s the guinea pigs you have to worry about.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
“Oui.”
“Anyway, everyone knows it’s the guinea pigs you have to worry about.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
“Anyway, everyone knows it’s the guinea pigs you have to worry about.”
“Why would you burn a spider?”
“What could a spider possibly do to you?”
“Unless you have an irrational, childish fear?”
“What could a spider possibly do to you?”
“Unless you have an irrational, childish fear?”
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
“Why would you burn a spider?”
“What could a spider possibly do to you?”
“Unless you have an irrational, childish fear?”
“What could a spider possibly do to you?”
“Unless you have an irrational, childish fear?”
She politely ignored the thing about the school. She wasn’t going there.
“That’s because I don’t clean and there are flies.”
Well, less now.
“I think maybe I should find a large, plastic plant. Or a real one. Though it would end up dying if it was real. It would make a good place for you.”
“That’s because I don’t clean and there are flies.”
Well, less now.
“I think maybe I should find a large, plastic plant. Or a real one. Though it would end up dying if it was real. It would make a good place for you.”
“I’d offer room at the school, but I already know your answer to that.”
His voice is deep and warm as ever, despite being his natural, small size.
“I will say, your new ‘bachelorette pad’ has proven to be quite the ample hunting grounds!”
His voice is deep and warm as ever, despite being his natural, small size.
“I will say, your new ‘bachelorette pad’ has proven to be quite the ample hunting grounds!”
"Broke in the city and I'm in the city, broke."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
She politely ignored the thing about the school. She wasn’t going there.
“That’s because I don’t clean and there are flies.”
Well, less now.
“I think maybe I should find a large, plastic plant. Or a real one. Though it would end up dying if it was real. It would make a good place for you.”
“That’s because I don’t clean and there are flies.”
Well, less now.
“I think maybe I should find a large, plastic plant. Or a real one. Though it would end up dying if it was real. It would make a good place for you.”
"Broke in the city and I'm in the city, broke."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
"Broke in the city and I'm in the city, broke."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
"Haven't got a bed, but I have a mattress on the floor."
"And the gym has free showers."
"Yes, but everything is on the internet these days."
"It's a new thing."
"It's a new thing."
"Like one of them radio shows..? But ah.. no not really.."
"It's a talk show sort of thing."
"Do you even look at social media?"
"Do you even look at social media?"
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
"Yes, but everything is on the internet these days."
"It's a new thing."
"It's a new thing."
"Alright."
Unc behaviour, frfr
Unc behaviour, frfr
“I’m not going to ask what that means.”
"So many uncs in this house."
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
"Alright."
Unc behaviour, frfr
Unc behaviour, frfr
"So many uncs in this house."
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"So many uncs in this house."
Why did I assume you were about to suggest that I punch them in the face?
Which, I absolutely would.
Which, I absolutely would.
We can sneak up behind someone and I can tap on their other shoulder so they look at you but then I'm there on the other side of them as well so they short circuit.
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Why did I assume you were about to suggest that I punch them in the face?
Which, I absolutely would.
Which, I absolutely would.
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
The logic is causing a feedback loop inside her mind.
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
Nobody's immune to The Look™️! It's That Look someone gives you when you absolutely need to be Looked™️ at!
"Laura. Wolverine. Ms. Kinney. I assure you, *nothing* will be penetrating me any time soon!"
"Laura. Wolverine. Ms. Kinney. I assure you, *nothing* will be penetrating me any time soon!"
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The logic is causing a feedback loop inside her mind.
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
Crossing his arms.
Giving her The Look ™️.
His lens raised like an eyebrow.
"Uh huh. Penetrated."
Giving her The Look ™️.
His lens raised like an eyebrow.
"Uh huh. Penetrated."
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Penetrated?!
Y'know, no matter how much I tell robbers and hoodlums about my bullet and knife allergy, people always seem to shoot and stab me!
Y'know, no matter how much I tell robbers and hoodlums about my bullet and knife allergy, people always seem to shoot and stab me!
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
It’s just an urge.
She probably won’t.
She probably won’t.
She'll be missed but he'll understand. She's got the wild in her blood.
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s just an urge.
She probably won’t.
She probably won’t.
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Trying... really... hard-
Not to!
KOFF!
Not to!
KOFF!
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
"It's a talk show sort of thing."
"Do you even look at social media?"
"Do you even look at social media?"
"What tha' fuck does that even mean.. what tha' fuck is a podcast..."
"I'm 25, podcast bro's say that I'm actually past my prime."
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"It's a talk show sort of thing."
"Do you even look at social media?"
"Do you even look at social media?"
……
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
It was, but they didn’t work so don’t worry about that.
[ using one of his coils to snip off a small lock of his hair. ]
You can stab me as well if you need blood. I don’t mind.
[ using one of his coils to snip off a small lock of his hair. ]
You can stab me as well if you need blood. I don’t mind.
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
……
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
I have an empty bottle that I used to keep pills in.
Should be fine.
Should be fine.
Yeah, might as well.
You got a jar?
You got a jar?
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Milk is gross though
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Milk is gross though