@ngarron.bsky.social
Do I write? Do I act? Do I overthink? Do I play video games? All I know is I’m not getting paid for any of it.
My brother: I mean, I’m down to clown.
My brother: I’m under to blunder.
Me: …
My brother: …
Me: …
My brother: I’m south to participate in tomfoolery.
Me: I need you to stop.
My brother: I’m under to blunder.
Me: …
My brother: …
Me: …
My brother: I’m south to participate in tomfoolery.
Me: I need you to stop.
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
My brother: I mean, I’m down to clown.
My brother: I’m under to blunder.
Me: …
My brother: …
Me: …
My brother: I’m south to participate in tomfoolery.
Me: I need you to stop.
My brother: I’m under to blunder.
Me: …
My brother: …
Me: …
My brother: I’m south to participate in tomfoolery.
Me: I need you to stop.
No but I’m literally furious about Catherine O’Hara passing and I have nowhere to put it
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
No but I’m literally furious about Catherine O’Hara passing and I have nowhere to put it
One of the weather team members on channel 5 is measuring the snow in Worcester with a witch’s broom. Feels a little on the nose for Massachusetts but damn if it isn’t funny as hell
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
One of the weather team members on channel 5 is measuring the snow in Worcester with a witch’s broom. Feels a little on the nose for Massachusetts but damn if it isn’t funny as hell
If you’re not watching Thai GLs I feel bad for you son I’ve got 99 problems but a lack of lesbian representation in the media I consume ain’t one #freenbecky #englot #lmsy #lillybelle #lenamiu #namtanfilm #milklove #blejie and I’m literally forgetting so many more what a good problem to have
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
If you’re not watching Thai GLs I feel bad for you son I’ve got 99 problems but a lack of lesbian representation in the media I consume ain’t one #freenbecky #englot #lmsy #lillybelle #lenamiu #namtanfilm #milklove #blejie and I’m literally forgetting so many more what a good problem to have
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December 21, 2023 at 9:37 AM
I dunno if the desire to go to TJ Maxx is a married woman thing or a straight woman thing but either I’m not there yet or I’m never gonna get there. Anyways time to go to TJ Maxx
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I dunno if the desire to go to TJ Maxx is a married woman thing or a straight woman thing but either I’m not there yet or I’m never gonna get there. Anyways time to go to TJ Maxx
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There’s untapped potential with funeral cards that is ominous prophecy and I don’t think we’re talking about it enough
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There’s untapped potential with funeral cards that is ominous prophecy and I don’t think we’re talking about it enough
There’s a Burger King and a McDonald’s across the street from each other in my town, and today in the BK drive thru I’m like 85% sure the employee greeted me with “Thank you for choosing the crown over the clown”. It didn’t register til I was halfway home. I laughed so hard, well played king
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There’s a Burger King and a McDonald’s across the street from each other in my town, and today in the BK drive thru I’m like 85% sure the employee greeted me with “Thank you for choosing the crown over the clown”. It didn’t register til I was halfway home. I laughed so hard, well played king
And what if I said I won’t go back to the house of the mouse until they put House of Mouse on in the mouse’s house? What then?
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
And what if I said I won’t go back to the house of the mouse until they put House of Mouse on in the mouse’s house? What then?
Bought a frame, dropped the frame. Instead of buying a new one I took a page out of #huntrix ‘s book and decided to see the beauty in the broken glass. Art by @yamino.bsky.social! #kpopdemonhunters #fanart
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bought a frame, dropped the frame. Instead of buying a new one I took a page out of #huntrix ‘s book and decided to see the beauty in the broken glass. Art by @yamino.bsky.social! #kpopdemonhunters #fanart
I hope whoever knows what @zombiecleo.bsky.social looks like just constantly lies about it, always differently. “You know Marilyn Monroe? Like her with Joan Cusack’s hair.” “She could be the third Olsen sister except not Elizabeth.” “They look exactly like Katherine O’Hara if she had a scene phase.”
September 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hope whoever knows what @zombiecleo.bsky.social looks like just constantly lies about it, always differently. “You know Marilyn Monroe? Like her with Joan Cusack’s hair.” “She could be the third Olsen sister except not Elizabeth.” “They look exactly like Katherine O’Hara if she had a scene phase.”
August 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rooting for my girls gays and gamers in my Lesbian Jesus shirt today #mccpride #aquaaxolotls #pinkparrots @mcchampionship.com
June 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Rooting for my girls gays and gamers in my Lesbian Jesus shirt today #mccpride #aquaaxolotls #pinkparrots @mcchampionship.com
Every fool who let that goddamn horse back in the goddamn hospital should be underlined bolded italicized on the draft list. I don’t care if you’re 18 or 88 - if you’re functional enough to make severely stupid decisions, you’re functional enough to pay the stupidly severe price.
June 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Every fool who let that goddamn horse back in the goddamn hospital should be underlined bolded italicized on the draft list. I don’t care if you’re 18 or 88 - if you’re functional enough to make severely stupid decisions, you’re functional enough to pay the stupidly severe price.
I think we have to stop calling insufferable white women Karens after this whole thing. They’re Jennifers now.
June 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think we have to stop calling insufferable white women Karens after this whole thing. They’re Jennifers now.
Has anybody swapped the intro of Stupid Hoe with the intro of the Macarena yet? Asking for a friend.
June 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Has anybody swapped the intro of Stupid Hoe with the intro of the Macarena yet? Asking for a friend.
It’s too bad nobody will pay me to figure out if someone’s accent is Australian or Kiwi because I’m amazing at it. I have no business being so good at it. I’m literally on the other side of the world. It’s my least marketable trait.
May 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s too bad nobody will pay me to figure out if someone’s accent is Australian or Kiwi because I’m amazing at it. I have no business being so good at it. I’m literally on the other side of the world. It’s my least marketable trait.
I can't confirm or deny whether or not I was actively chanting "papal seagulls" when the white smoke came billowing out ten minutes ago
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I can't confirm or deny whether or not I was actively chanting "papal seagulls" when the white smoke came billowing out ten minutes ago
High school reunions are for straight people whose lives plateaued three years out of college and they need that constant flow of “oh that’s so interesting!” for one night to get them through the next ten years. They are not for us, the gay and unsuccessful, thriving daily on iced coffee and fear.
May 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
High school reunions are for straight people whose lives plateaued three years out of college and they need that constant flow of “oh that’s so interesting!” for one night to get them through the next ten years. They are not for us, the gay and unsuccessful, thriving daily on iced coffee and fear.
At least once a week, I wonder if my family will be more scandalized by finding out that I’m a lesbian or that I’m a socialist, and honestly? Both have the potential to be wildly entertaining.
March 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
At least once a week, I wonder if my family will be more scandalized by finding out that I’m a lesbian or that I’m a socialist, and honestly? Both have the potential to be wildly entertaining.
I should become Kimmy Gibbler. Gonna start walking into places unannounced, greet everybody I meet with “hola Tanneritos” and start conversations like we’ve been talking for hours already. “Hola Tanneritos, remember how I said things couldn’t get any worse? You’ll never believe who just Teamsed me.”
March 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I should become Kimmy Gibbler. Gonna start walking into places unannounced, greet everybody I meet with “hola Tanneritos” and start conversations like we’ve been talking for hours already. “Hola Tanneritos, remember how I said things couldn’t get any worse? You’ll never believe who just Teamsed me.”
Does this place have a verb yet? We tweeted in days of yore. We Google what we can no longer ask Jeeves. We post across many sites. I propose a word like “scream”. “Have you met Jenna?” “Yeah she screamed at me the other day”. Or “hoot”. “Hang on, I gotta hoot this real quick”. I think it’d be fun 🦉
March 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Does this place have a verb yet? We tweeted in days of yore. We Google what we can no longer ask Jeeves. We post across many sites. I propose a word like “scream”. “Have you met Jenna?” “Yeah she screamed at me the other day”. Or “hoot”. “Hang on, I gotta hoot this real quick”. I think it’d be fun 🦉