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Nice Garfield

Nice Garfield

@nicegarfield.bsky.social

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I am Garfield, but nice.

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Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Dec 1

Nice Garfield #7

A 3-panel comic. In the first panel, both Jon and Garfield sit at a table, and that asshole Jon swipes Garfield's coffee mug away from him and says "This is waht it feels like 2B mean. Do u like?" In the second panel, Jon looks at the reader and taps his finger, while Garfield patiently waits. In the final panel, a widely smiling Garfield holds onto his coofee mug again, and Jon says "Ok, Nice winz 4 now."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 22

Nice Garfield #6

A 3-panel comic. In the first panel, Garfield leans against a wall beside his empty food bowl picking his teeth, his left foot propped up on his right knee, shooting out the digits 6-30 from his rectum, and thinks, "Nice." In the second panel, he's in the same spot, but now with both feet on the floor and holding his toothpick high in the air like Mussolini giving the parting remarks in a rally speech, and thinks, "Nice." In the final panel, Garfield is fully reclined beside his still empty bowl, hands behind his head, thinking, "Nice."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 20

Nice Garfield #5

A 3-panel comic. In the first panel, Jon sits on a green chair in his undergarments and holds a wiener above Garfield while asking him, "Would you scratch my leg itch?" In the second panel, Garfield swipes Jon's itchy leg, prompting Jon to exclaim "Thank you!!!" and compensate his loyal feline with said wiener. In the final panel, Jon has retreated to his sex dungeon, leaving Garfield munching on his reward and thinking, "I'm always happy to help because I am so nice."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 20

Nice Garfield #4

A 3-panel comic strip. In panel one, Garfield is asleep on an older style television, either purring or twitching. In panel two, he wakes and thinks, "Ahhhhhh..." In the final panel, he looks content, probably from just having had a wet dream, and thinks, "It feels nice to be nice."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 19

Nice Garfield #3

A 3-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a small mouse runs past Garfield who watches it as he leans on a footrest, while someone—presumably Jon or a cop or a skinny Newt Gingrich—shouts from out-of-frame: "A MOUSE! GET IT!" The second panel sees Garfield, alone, lifting his head to look in the direction of the voice, which is now saying, "Garfield! You didn't even try!" In the final panel, Garfield leans even more fully onto the footrest, still naked, but now with a kindly smile on his face, and he thinks, "I'm just a nice cat."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 18

Nice Garfield #2

A 3-panel comic featuring Jon and Garfield. In the first panel, Jon approaches Garfield with his hands behind his back, obvious concealing either a weapon or a sexual object device, and says to his cat: "Happy Birthday, Garfield. I have a surprise for you." In the second panel, he sets a small rubber mouse in front of his cat and says, "A rubber mousey!" In the final panel, Garfield is alone, his face swollen, sweaty, and shaky, thinking, "I appreciate his thoughtfulness."

Nice Garfield @nicegarfield.bsky.social · Nov 18

Nice Garfield #1

A 3-panel comic in which Jon Arbuckle and Garfield introduce themselves to readers. In the first pane, Jon sits on a stool (not feces), points to Garfield sitting on a red dresser full of dirty undergarments, and says "Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat, Garfield." In the second panel, Garfield communicates via thought bubble: "Hi, there. I'm Garfield. I'm a cat, and this is my cartoonist, Jon." In the third and final panel, Jon says, "Our only thought is to entertain you" while Garfield thinks, "I concur."