Nick
@nickb.bsky.social
DevOps Engineer by day, avid reader and poor chef by night. 🏳️🌈
‘What Would Beyoncé do?’
📍 Manchester
‘What Would Beyoncé do?’
📍 Manchester
Oh guess who is flying on an A320 to Munich (or meant to be) tomorrow morning.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh guess who is flying on an A320 to Munich (or meant to be) tomorrow morning.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.
Went to get a passport photo done this morning and can someone tell me why these machines always do you dirty?
Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.
Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Went to get a passport photo done this morning and can someone tell me why these machines always do you dirty?
Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.
Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.
What do you mean it’s my last day in work for just over 2 weeks???
Let it be 5pm already!
Let it be 5pm already!
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What do you mean it’s my last day in work for just over 2 weeks???
Let it be 5pm already!
Let it be 5pm already!
I don’t want to see or hear a SINGLE thing until Saturday thank you very much
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don’t want to see or hear a SINGLE thing until Saturday thank you very much
My inbox at the moment. FLOODED.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My inbox at the moment. FLOODED.
There’s this personal trainer I follow on Instagram and he’s been getting increasingly more toxic with his reels, to the point where I’ve had to unfollow him. He’s a Karen with abs… and if you don’t have abs you’re a weak lazy cunt who will achieve nothing in life🤮
Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮
Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There’s this personal trainer I follow on Instagram and he’s been getting increasingly more toxic with his reels, to the point where I’ve had to unfollow him. He’s a Karen with abs… and if you don’t have abs you’re a weak lazy cunt who will achieve nothing in life🤮
Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮
Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮
I forgot what the house looks like empty and painted back to white walls.
I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢
I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I forgot what the house looks like empty and painted back to white walls.
I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢
I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢
After the past 3 days of scrubbing the house I’m moving out of from top to bottom, cleaning every inch of it… I take my hat off to cleaners who do this day in, day out.
Why when you move all your furniture out does your house suddenly look like you’ve never taken a duster or mop to it?
Why when you move all your furniture out does your house suddenly look like you’ve never taken a duster or mop to it?
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
After the past 3 days of scrubbing the house I’m moving out of from top to bottom, cleaning every inch of it… I take my hat off to cleaners who do this day in, day out.
Why when you move all your furniture out does your house suddenly look like you’ve never taken a duster or mop to it?
Why when you move all your furniture out does your house suddenly look like you’ve never taken a duster or mop to it?
Andy Burnham rather touchy this morning when asked about the leadership challenge. You know he’s definitely thought about it…
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Andy Burnham rather touchy this morning when asked about the leadership challenge. You know he’s definitely thought about it…
Well if it isn’t AWS, it’s Cloudflare…
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Well if it isn’t AWS, it’s Cloudflare…
Ooohhhh isn’t she purrrdy?
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ooohhhh isn’t she purrrdy?
Got this week off work. Jealous, you may be.
What am I doing? I hear you ask..
Well I’m going back to the old house to scrub it from top to bottom. Absolutely nothing to be envious of 😭
What am I doing? I hear you ask..
Well I’m going back to the old house to scrub it from top to bottom. Absolutely nothing to be envious of 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Got this week off work. Jealous, you may be.
What am I doing? I hear you ask..
Well I’m going back to the old house to scrub it from top to bottom. Absolutely nothing to be envious of 😭
What am I doing? I hear you ask..
Well I’m going back to the old house to scrub it from top to bottom. Absolutely nothing to be envious of 😭
Friday. My favourite day on this silly little app. Can’t put my finger on why though… 😳
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Friday. My favourite day on this silly little app. Can’t put my finger on why though… 😳
TIL that Alexa doesn’t do anything locally? Like I can’t even set a timer because the internet isn’t reachable??
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
TIL that Alexa doesn’t do anything locally? Like I can’t even set a timer because the internet isn’t reachable??
I go on holiday in 2.5 weeks, and with everything that has been going on I’m… not even looking forward to it?
Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.
Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I go on holiday in 2.5 weeks, and with everything that has been going on I’m… not even looking forward to it?
Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.
Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.
Some… choices were definitely made on the paint choice in this bedroom by the previous owner.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Some… choices were definitely made on the paint choice in this bedroom by the previous owner.
“Siri, play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry*
“Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’*
…
“Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade”
*Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix*
FUCK OFF SIRI!
*Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry*
“Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’*
…
“Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade”
*Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix*
FUCK OFF SIRI!
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Siri, play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry*
“Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’*
…
“Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade”
*Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix*
FUCK OFF SIRI!
*Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry*
“Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry”
*Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’*
…
“Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade”
*Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix*
FUCK OFF SIRI!
Omgggg house purchase has completed!
It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾
It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Omgggg house purchase has completed!
It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾
It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾
Has anyone else noticed an increase in these types of ‘Oops - we made a mistake’ type emails?
Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?
Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Has anyone else noticed an increase in these types of ‘Oops - we made a mistake’ type emails?
Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?
Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?
Sainsbury’s were having trouble with contactless yesterday. I had to try 5 times before it’d accept payment and not error out.
As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂
As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Sainsbury’s were having trouble with contactless yesterday. I had to try 5 times before it’d accept payment and not error out.
As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂
As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂
He can never not be tacky, can he?
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
He can never not be tacky, can he?
Contracts have been exchanged! There’s no going back now.
Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!
Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Contracts have been exchanged! There’s no going back now.
Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!
Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!