Nick (old)
@nickbzero.bsky.social
"Hey, Alexa, tell Courtney Love to go to hell"
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Hey, Alexa, tell Courtney Love to go to hell"
.......Again.
I have everything but a button.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
.......Again.
C.A.N.N.O.T. believe I'm bonding with ixtoh-dad over football
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
C.A.N.N.O.T. believe I'm bonding with ixtoh-dad over football
I'm very biased, actually. I'm super biased. I'm the biased-est.
(When it comes to Kyle, anyway)
(When it comes to Kyle, anyway)
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm very biased, actually. I'm super biased. I'm the biased-est.
(When it comes to Kyle, anyway)
(When it comes to Kyle, anyway)
Chris said I was a nice guy? Recently? So, what, it's been 30 years, then?
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Chris said I was a nice guy? Recently? So, what, it's been 30 years, then?
What happens if we play "Hey, Joe" Really Fucking Loud? Will the neighbors think we're super cool and have impeccable taste in music, or would they be, let's say *concerned* that someone in the neighborhood is really vibing with a (musically perfect) song about, uhm. You know.
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What happens if we play "Hey, Joe" Really Fucking Loud? Will the neighbors think we're super cool and have impeccable taste in music, or would they be, let's say *concerned* that someone in the neighborhood is really vibing with a (musically perfect) song about, uhm. You know.
There are contagious obsessions, and then there are infectious people who infect you with their obsessions.
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There are contagious obsessions, and then there are infectious people who infect you with their obsessions.
Somebody please explain to me this obsession with getting punched in the face.
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Somebody please explain to me this obsession with getting punched in the face.
"Tomorrow" from the Annie sdtk following Primus' "Tommy the Cat" on this playlist will never not be funny, good job, everyone
#MickApproves
#TAAA
#MickApproves
#TAAA
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Tomorrow" from the Annie sdtk following Primus' "Tommy the Cat" on this playlist will never not be funny, good job, everyone
#MickApproves
#TAAA
#MickApproves
#TAAA
I do try to stay out of people's business, even when it's hard.
I've heard the argument re: lack of connection, invisibility, etc.
I get it, I do.
On the other hand, where I'M concerned, I get to enjoy Sunday morning coffee in the kitchen with my wife, uninterrupted.
I've heard the argument re: lack of connection, invisibility, etc.
I get it, I do.
On the other hand, where I'M concerned, I get to enjoy Sunday morning coffee in the kitchen with my wife, uninterrupted.
September 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I do try to stay out of people's business, even when it's hard.
I've heard the argument re: lack of connection, invisibility, etc.
I get it, I do.
On the other hand, where I'M concerned, I get to enjoy Sunday morning coffee in the kitchen with my wife, uninterrupted.
I've heard the argument re: lack of connection, invisibility, etc.
I get it, I do.
On the other hand, where I'M concerned, I get to enjoy Sunday morning coffee in the kitchen with my wife, uninterrupted.
I DO hope Jim Carrey is having a fantastic fucking year, actually.
Gonna play this version of "I Am the Walrus" on repeat until Somebody™ learns the meaning of "Just Have Fun With It, Man"
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I DO hope Jim Carrey is having a fantastic fucking year, actually.
Gonna play this version of "I Am the Walrus" on repeat until Somebody™ learns the meaning of "Just Have Fun With It, Man"
August 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna play this version of "I Am the Walrus" on repeat until Somebody™ learns the meaning of "Just Have Fun With It, Man"
On record? Rude as hell for Somebody™ to be THIS surprised to hear I wasn't a piece of trash.
August 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
On record? Rude as hell for Somebody™ to be THIS surprised to hear I wasn't a piece of trash.
Don't see why you couldn't come to one of OUR shows, I'm just saying.
August 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Don't see why you couldn't come to one of OUR shows, I'm just saying.
The least they could do is wear one of my t-shirts. No, the least they could do is shower, and THEN wear one of my t-shirts.
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The least they could do is wear one of my t-shirts. No, the least they could do is shower, and THEN wear one of my t-shirts.
No quills for THIS bad boy! (They'd get in the way of the to-do list)
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No quills for THIS bad boy! (They'd get in the way of the to-do list)
Why did micromachines go away?
July 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why did micromachines go away?
"*Are you sure?"
Don't ask me a question and follow it up with "*ArE yOu SuRe?" Goddamn, YES. Yes, I'm ALWAYS sure.
Don't ask me a question and follow it up with "*ArE yOu SuRe?" Goddamn, YES. Yes, I'm ALWAYS sure.
July 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"*Are you sure?"
Don't ask me a question and follow it up with "*ArE yOu SuRe?" Goddamn, YES. Yes, I'm ALWAYS sure.
Don't ask me a question and follow it up with "*ArE yOu SuRe?" Goddamn, YES. Yes, I'm ALWAYS sure.
Why can't either of you pick up some of Kyle's *positive* traits? I promise you he's got 'em.
July 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why can't either of you pick up some of Kyle's *positive* traits? I promise you he's got 'em.
Weezer is the band version of Billy Joel at best.
June 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Weezer is the band version of Billy Joel at best.
We ALL learned a few things recently, look at us learning things!
June 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We ALL learned a few things recently, look at us learning things!
There were things we disliked about each other, but there were also things we liked about each other and in the end those won out. We MADE them count.
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
There were things we disliked about each other, but there were also things we liked about each other and in the end those won out. We MADE them count.
Who names their kid "Breckin," that ain't right
June 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who names their kid "Breckin," that ain't right
I like the hair, by the way. I truly do.
May 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I like the hair, by the way. I truly do.