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Nick Xylas
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It's pronounced like in xylophone.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 2d
I've got a hole in me pocket.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 4d
Funnily enough, I didn't feel like cooking last night, so I went for a takeaway. I vacillated for a while between the kebab shop and the chippy, but decided I was in the mood for fish and chips. It's nice to have a choice.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 4d
Nicholas Lyndhurst once stood behind me in the queue for a cash machine.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 5d
I think Lew Stringer or Michael Carroll might be good on there.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 7d
Reminds me of the Young Conservatives during the Thatcher era with their Hang Nelson Mandela T-shirts.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 11d
I always thought he was more Bogart than Coburn.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 11d
Even if its fumes formed into the shape of a hand and stroked you under the chin?
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 11d
Prefer the original with Danny Kaye.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 11d
(By the way, if anyone was wondering, Galaxy were the big bads in Our Man Flint)
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 11d
There needs to be a League of Extraordinary Coburns where this guy, Major Easy, Slippery Jim di Griz et al team up against Galaxy.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 17d
Show us the last four albums you listened to
Cover of Caramel by Coach Party Cover of Parasites and Butterflies by Nova Twins Cover of Moisturizer by Wet Leg Cover of All Asimov and No Fresh Air by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 21d
Richard DeKoker seems an oddly appropriate name for a producer in 1970s Hollywood.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 22d
"Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste."
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 22d
I thought it was quite fun in a cheesy B-movie way.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 23d
Or Top 3, considering three of them are the same person.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 24d
I seem to remember it being used on Radio 1 (minus the vocals), as background music for something. Traffic bulletins, I think, or something of that ilk.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 24d
He should have added "in 1992" to the end of that sentence. On Planet Centrist, it's forever the Clinton/Blair era, where triangulation is the secret sauce.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 24d
Uh, thanks?
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 24d
Really.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 24d
I'm so old, mine is an actual card, like an index card, with the number typed on it using a typewriter.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 25d
It's a sign of the times that when I look at that Norman Rockwell painting now, I automatically assume that dude is about to deliver a lecture on how vaccines cause autism.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 27d
He literally did the cartoon.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · Sep 20
Probably some old Greek bouzouki music.
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · Sep 20
I was there! Trouble is, your sound man was also called Nick, so every time you spoke to him, I reacted the way anyone reacts when they hear their name called.
a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it
Alt: a german shepherd is sitting on a couch in front of a tv that says moms on it
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Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · Sep 19
a video game with a high score of 10000 and 950
ALT: a video game with a high score of 10000 and 950
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