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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · Nov 19

ᅟ ᅟ ࣪ *ㅤ𝓐 𝓕𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑻𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝓦𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝓒𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ˎˊ˗
ᅟ ᅟᅟ a splash quite unnoticed —
ᅟ ᅟᅟ this was icarus 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.

into the #TARDIS

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 1d

Of course. The only face she'll kiss.

😘❤️

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 1d

Her favourite face to gaze upon.

😘❤️

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

"Hallo, guten Morgen..."

Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

"Scott and Jean are right - I'll alvays wear the X. I could rather die vith my family and my head held high than vhatever the alternative.

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 3d

It would be cute if he purred, though.
😘❤️

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 3d

Does not 'mewl'.

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 3d

《TARDIS》

It's all good.
Take your time.
Lubbu. 🥺🌈💜

a cartoon of a penguin with the words sending a penguin hug above it

ALT: a cartoon of a penguin with the words sending a penguin hug above it

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𝑹𝒆𝒎𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒖 @kinetic-charm.bsky.social · 7d

"𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘐𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘪, 𝘚𝘰 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘈 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘥...𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘥!"

~~~~~~ --- ~~~~~~

Gambit, Remy Etienne LeBeau

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 4d

Maggie leaned into the kiss as her hands found the softness of his fur.
Kurt's giggles elicited some from her as she kissed him back.

[So you heard my request, my love. I wanted to test you and see if our bond was as strong as it was before.]

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 4d

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me, please. 🥺

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 4d

@jameswolverine.bsky.social

"James!"

Jumping on her brother, she's hugging him tightly.

"I've missed you so much!"

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 4d

Home. ❤️

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 5d

"Darling."

Maggie came over and leaned against Kurt.
She preferred to be close to him these days.

She took a bite of the cookie and smiled softly.

"Your cookies are my favourite, my love."

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 5d

She's been practicing in her spare time, and she might've copied the information on how to use it from his mind.

She took a break when he showed up with snacks and water.

𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5d

He's on his way with snacks and water. He's impressed she figured out the computer so fast!

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 5d

@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social
Kurt can find Maggie on the roof of the school with his laptop.
She's dancing to this and music like this.

youtu.be/MPmD6hFaomk?...

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 5d

@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social
Kurt can find Maggie on the roof of the school with his laptop.
She's dancing to this and music like this.

youtu.be/MPmD6hFaomk?...

Hit the Road Jack (Wolfgang Lohr & Maskarade Remix)

YouTube video by EDM Bot

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 5d

Maggie still had her sketchbook, and she showed Luna a design she came up with.

"Something like this?"

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Maggie grinned and came around the table to hug Victor and kiss his cheek.

"You're the best Victor!"

She nodded eagerly in response to his words.

"I want you there, Victor! You're my brother! This is going to be a special day and I need you there. Okay?"

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Maggie clutched her mug of tea as she watched Victor taking in this information.

"I love him, Victor. He's the one I want to build a life with. Maybe even have children with some day."

She smiled a bit as her thoughts drifted to Kurt.

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Maggie could sense all of this but proceeded anyway.
She sat down with a mug of tea in hand.

"You remember Kurt? We had just started dating when you and James left.
Well, Kurt and I are getting married, and I want you to walk me down the aisle."

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Maggie leaned into Kurt's and buried her face in the soft fur of his neck.
Kurt's soft velvety fur was calming to her frayed nerves.

[I am worried about that, but this bad feeling is different.]

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Maggie nodded and moved to climb into Kurt's lap.

[I want that too more than anything, Kurt. I just want to be your wife sooner rather than later. I. . . . I have a bad feeling and waiting seems like a bad idea.]

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

"I have some news, and you have to promise to stay calm."

Maggie gestured for him to sit and set a plate of salted caramel chocolate chip cookies before him.

Victor Sabretooth @victorcreed.bsky.social · 6d

His ear twitched slightly, a faint snarl caught in his throat as her voice echoed in his head, he hated when people slipped into his mind, except Maggie, for her, he forced himself to stay still.

He rose from where he sat, stretching his shoulders until the joints cracked.

"Yeah? What is It?"

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

@victorcreed.bsky.social

[Victor? I need to talk to you. Please meet me in the kitchen.]

Maggie sends her brother a telepathic message.

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

"Victor. You're my brother. You can talk to me."

Maggie frowned deeply.
She could sense his inner turmoil without really trying.

Victor Sabretooth @victorcreed.bsky.social · 6d

It had been a long time since he’d killed a human—too long.

The beast inside him stirred, craving a reason, a release.
"..."

He looked toward Maggie, jaw tightening as he took a slow breath through his nose.

"..Forget it." No reason to worry her with the monster he still carried inside.

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

"What's the Poison Victor?"

Maggie asked. She's curious but also slightly concerned.

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

@victorcreed.bsky.social

[Victor? I need to talk to you. Please meet me in the kitchen.]

Maggie sends her brother a telepathic message.

Reposted by Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY)

Victor Sabretooth @victorcreed.bsky.social · Dec 1

Victor hates the idea of taking baths or showers, finding it unnecessary and annoying. He prefers to stay dirty but when Victor does find himself in a bathtub, he tends to stay in for much longer than expected.

𝗦𝗼 𝘆𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝗺.

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Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

"What's the Poison Victor?"

Maggie asked. She's curious but also slightly concerned.

Victor Sabretooth @victorcreed.bsky.social · 6d

"... I never said I want to be Better, I will be Better If I help the world by killing the Poison."

Maggie Malone Howlett (PARODY) @nightingalemutant.bsky.social · 6d

Hugs her brother with a warm smile.

"You kill the bad people, and you're no better than them. You must be better."