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🇪🇺🇧🇪 | 26 | sysadmin | mdni | I usually don’t engage with non moots |
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swan @nightswan.be · Sep 1
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🎮 pokémon, zelda, board games, sometimes TFT, stardew

🎵soundtrack, kpop, metal, rock, edm, etc

💻 linux sysadmin | encrypt everything | lot of tech opinions

📷 I make passable pictures sometimes

🍜 chinese / japanese food >>

🪧 history, bouldering, reading
Video games need to start realising that asking me to name stuff is the worst thing you could do to me as I WILL be staring at the screen for an obscene amount of time
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
> Checks swan.be availability
> 3k to buy if from current holder

fuck scalpers btw
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Winrar is more profitable than openai
January 25, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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how dare siblings grow up
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Feasting
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Going out to get _real_ food rn
Going to ikea y’all need something?
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Going to ikea y’all need something?
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
LanaDelRadeon it now is

Gonna get lynched if I ever change from an AMD GPU to Nvidia/Intel
One of my irls found my steam profile so now I have to go around and change my name there lest they find bsky profile 😬
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
One of my irls found my steam profile so now I have to go around and change my name there lest they find bsky profile 😬
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just got called “sir” at the pub by a guy asking if he could take one of our chairs 😭

I’m old 🥀
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Following the trend! Actually put some time into this one 😅

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January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Nani de la fuck
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
english is such an unserious language because what do you mean "tear" can have two completely different meanings and pronunciations?
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
why the fuck do i have to solve a captcha to join a teams meeting
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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being reliable beats being impressive
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Y’all better be nice to me or I’ll pick a hard one tomorrow 😌
AU swan who is the ceo of nyt games and chose every wordle words
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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AU swan who is the ceo of nyt games and chose every wordle words
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
wtf is happening with trains in Spain
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Me: "try again"

Dad: "Oh hey it works now. Figures they'd fix it after threatening to switch to their competitors"

Me: "crazy right?"
Dad was throwing a whole tantrum not being able to watch recorded movies/series with our digital tv provider, already having made angry phone calls twice atp

Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict

Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Dad was throwing a whole tantrum not being able to watch recorded movies/series with our digital tv provider, already having made angry phone calls twice atp

Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict

Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Decided to make a schedule of talks I want to attend at the upcoming FOSDEM conference

Suffice to say, choices are gonna have to made...
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Bro at least take me out for dinner first before u start lying 🫤
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Why yes I do enjoy myself a symphonic cover of the wellerman sea shanty. Thank you for asking
I love orchestral remixes
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM