swan
@nightswan.be
🇪🇺🇧🇪 | 26 | sysadmin | mdni | I usually don’t engage with non moots |
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swan
@nightswan.be
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🎮 pokémon, zelda, board games, sometimes TFT, stardew
🎵soundtrack, kpop, metal, rock, edm, etc
💻 linux sysadmin | encrypt everything | lot of tech opinions
📷 I make passable pictures sometimes
🍜 chinese / japanese food >>
🪧 history, bouldering, reading
🎮 pokémon, zelda, board games, sometimes TFT, stardew
🎵soundtrack, kpop, metal, rock, edm, etc
💻 linux sysadmin | encrypt everything | lot of tech opinions
📷 I make passable pictures sometimes
🍜 chinese / japanese food >>
🪧 history, bouldering, reading
Video games need to start realising that asking me to name stuff is the worst thing you could do to me as I WILL be staring at the screen for an obscene amount of time
January 25, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Video games need to start realising that asking me to name stuff is the worst thing you could do to me as I WILL be staring at the screen for an obscene amount of time
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Winrar is more profitable than openai
January 25, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Winrar is more profitable than openai
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how dare siblings grow up
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 AM
how dare siblings grow up
Going out to get _real_ food rn
Going to ikea y’all need something?
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Going out to get _real_ food rn
Going to ikea y’all need something?
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Going to ikea y’all need something?
LanaDelRadeon it now is
Gonna get lynched if I ever change from an AMD GPU to Nvidia/Intel
Gonna get lynched if I ever change from an AMD GPU to Nvidia/Intel
One of my irls found my steam profile so now I have to go around and change my name there lest they find bsky profile 😬
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
LanaDelRadeon it now is
Gonna get lynched if I ever change from an AMD GPU to Nvidia/Intel
Gonna get lynched if I ever change from an AMD GPU to Nvidia/Intel
One of my irls found my steam profile so now I have to go around and change my name there lest they find bsky profile 😬
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
One of my irls found my steam profile so now I have to go around and change my name there lest they find bsky profile 😬
Reposted by swan
Just got called “sir” at the pub by a guy asking if he could take one of our chairs 😭
I’m old 🥀
I’m old 🥀
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just got called “sir” at the pub by a guy asking if he could take one of our chairs 😭
I’m old 🥀
I’m old 🥀
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January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
english is such an unserious language because what do you mean "tear" can have two completely different meanings and pronunciations?
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
english is such an unserious language because what do you mean "tear" can have two completely different meanings and pronunciations?
why the fuck do i have to solve a captcha to join a teams meeting
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
why the fuck do i have to solve a captcha to join a teams meeting
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being reliable beats being impressive
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
being reliable beats being impressive
Y’all better be nice to me or I’ll pick a hard one tomorrow 😌
AU swan who is the ceo of nyt games and chose every wordle words
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Y’all better be nice to me or I’ll pick a hard one tomorrow 😌
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AU swan who is the ceo of nyt games and chose every wordle words
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
AU swan who is the ceo of nyt games and chose every wordle words
wtf is happening with trains in Spain
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
wtf is happening with trains in Spain
Me: "try again"
Dad: "Oh hey it works now. Figures they'd fix it after threatening to switch to their competitors"
Me: "crazy right?"
Dad: "Oh hey it works now. Figures they'd fix it after threatening to switch to their competitors"
Me: "crazy right?"
Dad was throwing a whole tantrum not being able to watch recorded movies/series with our digital tv provider, already having made angry phone calls twice atp
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Me: "try again"
Dad: "Oh hey it works now. Figures they'd fix it after threatening to switch to their competitors"
Me: "crazy right?"
Dad: "Oh hey it works now. Figures they'd fix it after threatening to switch to their competitors"
Me: "crazy right?"
Dad was throwing a whole tantrum not being able to watch recorded movies/series with our digital tv provider, already having made angry phone calls twice atp
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Dad was throwing a whole tantrum not being able to watch recorded movies/series with our digital tv provider, already having made angry phone calls twice atp
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
Turns out it was my fault all this time cause the firewall i put into our home network was too strict
Ain't gonna tell him that tho 🫣
Decided to make a schedule of talks I want to attend at the upcoming FOSDEM conference
Suffice to say, choices are gonna have to made...
Suffice to say, choices are gonna have to made...
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Decided to make a schedule of talks I want to attend at the upcoming FOSDEM conference
Suffice to say, choices are gonna have to made...
Suffice to say, choices are gonna have to made...
Bro at least take me out for dinner first before u start lying 🫤
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Bro at least take me out for dinner first before u start lying 🫤
Why yes I do enjoy myself a symphonic cover of the wellerman sea shanty. Thank you for asking
I love orchestral remixes
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Why yes I do enjoy myself a symphonic cover of the wellerman sea shanty. Thank you for asking