NIH Bear
@nihbear.bsky.social
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Am bear of science. Will bear for grant funding. The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health. Do not taunt happy fun bear.
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nihbear.bsky.social
A good letter. Again, I’d prefer maybe they channel one of America’s greatest generals and simply reply: “Nuts”.

As in, “you can go ahead and gargle bofa deez nuts”
nihbear.bsky.social
THIS IS AN UNACCEPTABLE ASSAULT ON THE VIBRANT MEMORY OF A TITAN OF THE ARTS CHRIS
Reposted by NIH Bear
chrispickett5.bsky.social
WSJ poked the Bear
nihbear.bsky.social
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
nihbear.bsky.social
I MEAN I DID EXACTLY NOT EXPECT THE WALL STREET JOURNAL TO HAVE EXACTING EDITORIAL STANDARDS BUT MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
nihbear.bsky.social
An example on a small scale of Adams’ Shoe Event Horizon
nihbear.bsky.social
HE IS MANIFESTLY COOLER THAN DYLAN OR SPRINGFIELD
nihbear.bsky.social
HE HAS LIKE 13 GRAMMYS AND A KENNEDY CENTER AWARD AND THE NATIONAL MEDAL FOR THE ARTS
nihbear.bsky.social
I AM STILL NOT OVER THIS
nihbear.bsky.social
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
nihbear.bsky.social
WHY DYLAN AND SPRINGSTEEN THEY ARE NOT EVEN COUNTRY
nihbear.bsky.social
JOHNNY CASH RECORDED A TRENT REZNOR SONG AND DID IT BETTER THAN NINE INCH NAILS DID
nihbear.bsky.social
JOHNNY CASH WROTE SEVERAL OF THE MOST BELOVED AND RECOGNIZABLE SONGS OF THE LAST 200 YEARS
nihbear.bsky.social
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
nihbear.bsky.social
Email you do not expect to get from a co PI when working on a new submission:

“I just made up the pre intervention data.”
nihbear.bsky.social
If you think universities knuckling under is surprising, you’re a fool.

Senior administration has been glutted with federally-guaranteed student loan money (that’s the cash cow) for decades and doesn’t want the spigot squelched.

You drown in debt, they line their pockets.
nihbear.bsky.social
*David Attenborough voice*

“Here we approach that rarest of creatures, deep in the academic badlands, perched high atop only the highest of ivory towers. It’s a fine specimen indeed of the Sufficiently Orthodox Liberal…”
nihbear.bsky.social
It is really getting time to tell the world to eat fuck, and bail.
nihbear.bsky.social
Why is no one talking about the absolutely fucking obvious intention behind the deployment of federalized troops to America’s cities?

They are mustering to intimidate and suppress the vote in 2026. They will be dragging brown people out of polling places, doing violence, to disrupt the Blue Wave.
nihbear.bsky.social
If she feels this was as an individual? I laud her. Work as hard as you can, and I hope it fulfills you and you achieve your dreams.

But fuck back off with this specious generalization of your richly diverse generation. Most of the ones I know bitch about being in the lab at 11pm on a Sunday.
nihbear.bsky.social
Adding insult to injury, one of these stories is about sourcing samples from kosher slaughterhouses, and now I’m hungry again.
nihbear.bsky.social
Sitting in an endless academic event. The open bar has closed. The speakers have all told stories.

It is rapidly approaching rampage time.
nihbear.bsky.social
Sitting in an endless academic event. The open bar has closed. The speakers have all told stories.

It is rapidly approaching rampage time.
nihbear.bsky.social
I kind of care that they’re obviously the kind of entitled bottom who think they have the right to dictate exactly how they like to be topped.

Sorry, slut. You’ll take what I give you and say thank you.
timwilliamsart.bsky.social
The crazy thing is all of us liberals DON'T CARE that Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham are gay.

What we DO care about is how they both actively vote for legislation that hurts the LGBTQ community.
nihbear.bsky.social
As a closet triskaidekaphobe, I am hoping we stop here or proceed rapidly to 14.