NIH Bear
@nihbear.bsky.social
Am bear of science. Will bear for grant funding.
The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.
Do not taunt happy fun bear.
The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.
Do not taunt happy fun bear.
If you have a tricked out, “black ops“ branded hundred thousand dollar pick up truck? I really only know two things about you.
One. You are in deep debt.
Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.
One. You are in deep debt.
Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you have a tricked out, “black ops“ branded hundred thousand dollar pick up truck? I really only know two things about you.
One. You are in deep debt.
Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.
One. You are in deep debt.
Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.
When law enforcement uses deadly force, if there is not an independent investigation and administrative leave there during? Regardless of justification.
You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.
You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
When law enforcement uses deadly force, if there is not an independent investigation and administrative leave there during? Regardless of justification.
You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.
You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.
Also: get some fucking drones people.
They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.
They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Also: get some fucking drones people.
They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.
They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.
Hey look, Bovino gets to learn what it’s like to be shit out of the bottom of a fascist machine.
The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder.
Every member of the GOP.
The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder.
Every member of the GOP.
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Hey look, Bovino gets to learn what it’s like to be shit out of the bottom of a fascist machine.
The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder.
Every member of the GOP.
The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder.
Every member of the GOP.
The time will one day come when members of this administration are tried for conspiracy to commit murder.
They should have a zealous defense, and able representation.
And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.
They should have a zealous defense, and able representation.
And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The time will one day come when members of this administration are tried for conspiracy to commit murder.
They should have a zealous defense, and able representation.
And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.
They should have a zealous defense, and able representation.
And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.
People are reasonably afraid of being out on lists for trailing federal agents.
Y’all know drones exist, right?
Y’all know drones exist, right?
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
People are reasonably afraid of being out on lists for trailing federal agents.
Y’all know drones exist, right?
Y’all know drones exist, right?
The Mexican special forces are gonna come for Mrs. Dr. Bear.
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The Mexican special forces are gonna come for Mrs. Dr. Bear.
Apropos of nothing, I might casually mention that Switzerland was neutral in WWII. Kind of problematically so.
And also, they mostly speak German.
Just. As a point of general interest.
And also, they mostly speak German.
Just. As a point of general interest.
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Apropos of nothing, I might casually mention that Switzerland was neutral in WWII. Kind of problematically so.
And also, they mostly speak German.
Just. As a point of general interest.
And also, they mostly speak German.
Just. As a point of general interest.
100% okay to celebrate when garbage people die.
May his heirs enjoy his fortune.
🎊🎉🎊
May his heirs enjoy his fortune.
🎊🎉🎊
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
100% okay to celebrate when garbage people die.
May his heirs enjoy his fortune.
🎊🎉🎊
May his heirs enjoy his fortune.
🎊🎉🎊
According to the GOP, the 2nd amendment is about protecting the populace from government tyranny right?
So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment?
Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?
So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment?
Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
According to the GOP, the 2nd amendment is about protecting the populace from government tyranny right?
So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment?
Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?
So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment?
Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?
Worth remembering that Franco’s fascists murdered 150,000-200,000 Spaniards during their rule, and Spain still has the greatest number of disappeared persons in Europe.
Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.
Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Worth remembering that Franco’s fascists murdered 150,000-200,000 Spaniards during their rule, and Spain still has the greatest number of disappeared persons in Europe.
Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.
Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.
This will kill a lot of children - and unreported will be the many many more with lifelong disability from preventable sequelae.
BREAKING: Federal health officials on Monday announced dramatic revisions to the slate of vaccines recommended for American children, reducing the number of diseases prevented by routine shots to 11 from 17.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/h...
Kennedy Scales Back the Number of Vaccines Recommended for Children
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This will kill a lot of children - and unreported will be the many many more with lifelong disability from preventable sequelae.
Trump is basically just Peacemaker by proxy: “I want a Nobel peace prize, and I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Trump is basically just Peacemaker by proxy: “I want a Nobel peace prize, and I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it.”
Please note we will also not be catering to generations younger than X this year.
Fuck off, whippersnappers
Fuck off, whippersnappers
“As signs of aging emerge…”??? He looks like if Emperor Palpatine drank from the wrong grail.
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Please note we will also not be catering to generations younger than X this year.
Fuck off, whippersnappers
Fuck off, whippersnappers
This year I resolve to spend a lot more time pointlessly offended and nitpicking the faults of others while pointedly ignoring my own.
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This year I resolve to spend a lot more time pointlessly offended and nitpicking the faults of others while pointedly ignoring my own.
“As signs of aging emerge…”??? He looks like if Emperor Palpatine drank from the wrong grail.
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
“As signs of aging emerge…”??? He looks like if Emperor Palpatine drank from the wrong grail.
Oh you think we need placebo-controlled, double-blinded RCTs for every vaccine test?
Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.
Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh you think we need placebo-controlled, double-blinded RCTs for every vaccine test?
Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.
Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.
Rubio is clearly riding a white rail to the stars in that interview.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Rubio is clearly riding a white rail to the stars in that interview.
“Christian nationalism” doesn’t sound nearly as bad as it is. It’s like, “Christian, ok, nationalism, sounds patriot!”
I feel like we should call it “Theofascism” or “Klan supremecy” or something.
I feel like we should call it “Theofascism” or “Klan supremecy” or something.
December 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Christian nationalism” doesn’t sound nearly as bad as it is. It’s like, “Christian, ok, nationalism, sounds patriot!”
I feel like we should call it “Theofascism” or “Klan supremecy” or something.
I feel like we should call it “Theofascism” or “Klan supremecy” or something.
Working on a conspiracy theory that Pam Bondi and the Bondi Beach shootings are related…
It’s not quite slotting into place yet, but I’ll get there.
It’s not quite slotting into place yet, but I’ll get there.
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Working on a conspiracy theory that Pam Bondi and the Bondi Beach shootings are related…
It’s not quite slotting into place yet, but I’ll get there.
It’s not quite slotting into place yet, but I’ll get there.
Should women be allowed to vote? Hey I’m just asking questions!
I mean jfc CNN just *sat down and interviewed* a group of Christian nationalist leaders who want to repeal women’s right to vote! open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Should women be allowed to vote? Hey I’m just asking questions!
Horrifying Blair-Witch Cervid? Check
Bleak dungeon-quality brick background? Check
Probably standing sentry on a hobo graveyard? Check
Sir I salute you.
Bleak dungeon-quality brick background? Check
Probably standing sentry on a hobo graveyard? Check
Sir I salute you.
Twelve years ago, I built three reindeer out of logs and branches from a field behind our house. After 12 seasons, they were too rotted to stand.
I built a new one this afternoon to guard our house. Here he is.
I built a new one this afternoon to guard our house. Here he is.
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Horrifying Blair-Witch Cervid? Check
Bleak dungeon-quality brick background? Check
Probably standing sentry on a hobo graveyard? Check
Sir I salute you.
Bleak dungeon-quality brick background? Check
Probably standing sentry on a hobo graveyard? Check
Sir I salute you.
I appreciate the bind that Bondi is in. On the one paw she is contemptuous of congress and its constitutional authority.
On the next paw she wants to protect her child-rapist boss.
On the third paw, she’s incompetent.
On the fourth, her party is fractured and can’t provide strategic alignment.
On the next paw she wants to protect her child-rapist boss.
On the third paw, she’s incompetent.
On the fourth, her party is fractured and can’t provide strategic alignment.
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I appreciate the bind that Bondi is in. On the one paw she is contemptuous of congress and its constitutional authority.
On the next paw she wants to protect her child-rapist boss.
On the third paw, she’s incompetent.
On the fourth, her party is fractured and can’t provide strategic alignment.
On the next paw she wants to protect her child-rapist boss.
On the third paw, she’s incompetent.
On the fourth, her party is fractured and can’t provide strategic alignment.
The acronym “ED“ has way too many different definitions. I propose that henceforth erectile dysfunction shall be known as “dick failure“.
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The acronym “ED“ has way too many different definitions. I propose that henceforth erectile dysfunction shall be known as “dick failure“.
A LOT of human cubs are gonna get measles - and a fair number of those will end up deaf or blind. Easy pickings.
Excellent work, RFKjr.
Excellent work, RFKjr.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A LOT of human cubs are gonna get measles - and a fair number of those will end up deaf or blind. Easy pickings.
Excellent work, RFKjr.
Excellent work, RFKjr.