Nikki Woolfolk
@nikkiwoolfolk.bsky.social
Librarian. Author. Queer. Steampunk Chocolatier.
A latchkey kid raised on film noir, cozy mysteries, and gritty detective novels.
A latchkey kid raised on film noir, cozy mysteries, and gritty detective novels.
I've been making pate de fruit these last few weeks. So far I have Pear Yuzu and Mirabelle.
I think I will make Mulberry next.
What create things are you doing/working on?
I think I will make Mulberry next.
What create things are you doing/working on?
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I've been making pate de fruit these last few weeks. So far I have Pear Yuzu and Mirabelle.
I think I will make Mulberry next.
What create things are you doing/working on?
I think I will make Mulberry next.
What create things are you doing/working on?
I texted Nerd and told him I was craving a Croque Monsieur. He asked me what it was and described the French ham and cheese sammich to him.
Now he wants one too!
😉
Now he wants one too!
😉
September 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I texted Nerd and told him I was craving a Croque Monsieur. He asked me what it was and described the French ham and cheese sammich to him.
Now he wants one too!
😉
Now he wants one too!
😉
Don't tell anyone but I think I have a little crush on Samin Nosrat.
She's beautiful, creative, warm, and friendly.
She's beautiful, creative, warm, and friendly.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Don't tell anyone but I think I have a little crush on Samin Nosrat.
She's beautiful, creative, warm, and friendly.
She's beautiful, creative, warm, and friendly.
I'm looking for some scifi, fantasy series to watch. Bonus if it has mystery elements.
What shows do you suggest I watch?
What shows do you suggest I watch?
August 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm looking for some scifi, fantasy series to watch. Bonus if it has mystery elements.
What shows do you suggest I watch?
What shows do you suggest I watch?
Didja know that humans have the same amount of vertebrae as a giraffe?
Now ya do.
You're welcome.
Now ya do.
You're welcome.
August 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Didja know that humans have the same amount of vertebrae as a giraffe?
Now ya do.
You're welcome.
Now ya do.
You're welcome.
I always know I'm gonna like a movie when I get chills from watching the trailer. Same for TV shows too.
You... how can you tell you're gonna like a TV show or movie?
You... how can you tell you're gonna like a TV show or movie?
August 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I always know I'm gonna like a movie when I get chills from watching the trailer. Same for TV shows too.
You... how can you tell you're gonna like a TV show or movie?
You... how can you tell you're gonna like a TV show or movie?
Besides me does anyone else see elephants and want to lotion their skin?
Just me? Okay.
Just me? Okay.
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Besides me does anyone else see elephants and want to lotion their skin?
Just me? Okay.
Just me? Okay.
I love watching ASMR with ladies being kind to me. Offering tea, providing tips on how to look my best, them sharing how they like to relax.
Should I be embarrassed?
Should I be embarrassed?
July 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I love watching ASMR with ladies being kind to me. Offering tea, providing tips on how to look my best, them sharing how they like to relax.
Should I be embarrassed?
Should I be embarrassed?
My doctor says I'm Vitamin D deficient. She said, If you were a Victorian child we'd say you have rickets.
I told her rickets sounds posh.
She did not agree.
I told her rickets sounds posh.
She did not agree.
July 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My doctor says I'm Vitamin D deficient. She said, If you were a Victorian child we'd say you have rickets.
I told her rickets sounds posh.
She did not agree.
I told her rickets sounds posh.
She did not agree.
I stumbled onto Sabrina Carpenter and like that Espresso song.
I can't sing it because I don't know the words except for Espresso.
Something, something, something... espresso... something, something, something.... espresso...
I can't sing it because I don't know the words except for Espresso.
Something, something, something... espresso... something, something, something.... espresso...
June 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I stumbled onto Sabrina Carpenter and like that Espresso song.
I can't sing it because I don't know the words except for Espresso.
Something, something, something... espresso... something, something, something.... espresso...
I can't sing it because I don't know the words except for Espresso.
Something, something, something... espresso... something, something, something.... espresso...
What's your favorite comfort show to watch?
Recently I rewatched EUREKA and GREASE: Rise of the Pink Ladies
How about you?
Recently I rewatched EUREKA and GREASE: Rise of the Pink Ladies
How about you?
June 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What's your favorite comfort show to watch?
Recently I rewatched EUREKA and GREASE: Rise of the Pink Ladies
How about you?
Recently I rewatched EUREKA and GREASE: Rise of the Pink Ladies
How about you?
Am I the only one who loved Olivia Newton-Jones and John Travolta in the movie TWO OF A KIND?
And the soundtrack was fiyah!
And the soundtrack was fiyah!
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Am I the only one who loved Olivia Newton-Jones and John Travolta in the movie TWO OF A KIND?
And the soundtrack was fiyah!
And the soundtrack was fiyah!
Story time.
An abusive ex found me on FB and told me that they now know Hoodoo and are gonna come after me.
25 yrs ago I cast a mirror spell. Meaning that whatever they wished on me reflected back on them.
Go ahead.
#CleverConjurer
An abusive ex found me on FB and told me that they now know Hoodoo and are gonna come after me.
25 yrs ago I cast a mirror spell. Meaning that whatever they wished on me reflected back on them.
Go ahead.
#CleverConjurer
June 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Story time.
An abusive ex found me on FB and told me that they now know Hoodoo and are gonna come after me.
25 yrs ago I cast a mirror spell. Meaning that whatever they wished on me reflected back on them.
Go ahead.
#CleverConjurer
An abusive ex found me on FB and told me that they now know Hoodoo and are gonna come after me.
25 yrs ago I cast a mirror spell. Meaning that whatever they wished on me reflected back on them.
Go ahead.
#CleverConjurer
I woke up late and my plan had been to get to SIFT bake shop early.
I waited a while in line and got my standard bakery item- chocolate croissant.
It was flaky in all the right spots and chocolatey where it counted.
It was worth the wait and long drive.
I waited a while in line and got my standard bakery item- chocolate croissant.
It was flaky in all the right spots and chocolatey where it counted.
It was worth the wait and long drive.
June 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I woke up late and my plan had been to get to SIFT bake shop early.
I waited a while in line and got my standard bakery item- chocolate croissant.
It was flaky in all the right spots and chocolatey where it counted.
It was worth the wait and long drive.
I waited a while in line and got my standard bakery item- chocolate croissant.
It was flaky in all the right spots and chocolatey where it counted.
It was worth the wait and long drive.
Okay, New England has the fall and the lobster roll on lock.
That said, there are a few ways lobster rolls are presented. I have discovered that I'm a butter and lobster roll kinda person.
Bad for my cholesterol but great for my taste buds.
That said, there are a few ways lobster rolls are presented. I have discovered that I'm a butter and lobster roll kinda person.
Bad for my cholesterol but great for my taste buds.
June 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Okay, New England has the fall and the lobster roll on lock.
That said, there are a few ways lobster rolls are presented. I have discovered that I'm a butter and lobster roll kinda person.
Bad for my cholesterol but great for my taste buds.
That said, there are a few ways lobster rolls are presented. I have discovered that I'm a butter and lobster roll kinda person.
Bad for my cholesterol but great for my taste buds.
Just link me y'all's current playlist.
I'll get my new supply of music that way.
:)
I'll get my new supply of music that way.
:)
June 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just link me y'all's current playlist.
I'll get my new supply of music that way.
:)
I'll get my new supply of music that way.
:)
I'm older and I haven't refreshed my playlist with more modern music.
Help me out.
What current musicians and music should I be listening to?
Help me out.
What current musicians and music should I be listening to?
June 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm older and I haven't refreshed my playlist with more modern music.
Help me out.
What current musicians and music should I be listening to?
Help me out.
What current musicians and music should I be listening to?
My new favorite thing on the clock app is when opera singers refer to a composer's work as a "banger".
June 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My new favorite thing on the clock app is when opera singers refer to a composer's work as a "banger".
Who's a film director or writer you like? Why?
I'll go first.
Wes Anderson.
He directs the actors to show little emotion on their face, but the dialogue does the heavy lifting.
I'll go first.
Wes Anderson.
He directs the actors to show little emotion on their face, but the dialogue does the heavy lifting.
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Who's a film director or writer you like? Why?
I'll go first.
Wes Anderson.
He directs the actors to show little emotion on their face, but the dialogue does the heavy lifting.
I'll go first.
Wes Anderson.
He directs the actors to show little emotion on their face, but the dialogue does the heavy lifting.
Just so we're clear...
The library and librarians are not neutral.
The library and librarians are not neutral.
June 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just so we're clear...
The library and librarians are not neutral.
The library and librarians are not neutral.
So far California Grrl is holding up. I admit to feeling odd when I discard some of the batch to make room for fresh flour.
I may need a few more days to build up my starter. It doesn't have a lot of bubbles yet.
I may need a few more days to build up my starter. It doesn't have a lot of bubbles yet.
May 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
So far California Grrl is holding up. I admit to feeling odd when I discard some of the batch to make room for fresh flour.
I may need a few more days to build up my starter. It doesn't have a lot of bubbles yet.
I may need a few more days to build up my starter. It doesn't have a lot of bubbles yet.
I did it! I finally started my sourdough starter.
California Girl is alive!
Okay not fully. It's only day 3.
But still...go me for doing the thing!
California Girl is alive!
Okay not fully. It's only day 3.
But still...go me for doing the thing!
May 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I did it! I finally started my sourdough starter.
California Girl is alive!
Okay not fully. It's only day 3.
But still...go me for doing the thing!
California Girl is alive!
Okay not fully. It's only day 3.
But still...go me for doing the thing!
There's a wasp in the library causing a ruckus.
Be proud of me not burning this place down or going the way of my character Alex in my novel MISE EN DEATH.
#halp
#knockedout
Be proud of me not burning this place down or going the way of my character Alex in my novel MISE EN DEATH.
#halp
#knockedout
May 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There's a wasp in the library causing a ruckus.
Be proud of me not burning this place down or going the way of my character Alex in my novel MISE EN DEATH.
#halp
#knockedout
Be proud of me not burning this place down or going the way of my character Alex in my novel MISE EN DEATH.
#halp
#knockedout
I know I'm behind by several years but should I share my California Girl Sourdough Starter adventure?
And yes, that's what I'm naming it.
California Grrrrrrrrrrl
And yes, that's what I'm naming it.
California Grrrrrrrrrrl
May 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I know I'm behind by several years but should I share my California Girl Sourdough Starter adventure?
And yes, that's what I'm naming it.
California Grrrrrrrrrrl
And yes, that's what I'm naming it.
California Grrrrrrrrrrl
Nerd: I wonder why hot water sounds different than cold when it's poured.
Me: The hot water is fat.
Nerd: (looks it up) How water has more viscosity.
Me: Like I said, the water is fatter.
Nerd: That's not-
Me: Fat Water!!!
Me: The hot water is fat.
Nerd: (looks it up) How water has more viscosity.
Me: Like I said, the water is fatter.
Nerd: That's not-
Me: Fat Water!!!
May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nerd: I wonder why hot water sounds different than cold when it's poured.
Me: The hot water is fat.
Nerd: (looks it up) How water has more viscosity.
Me: Like I said, the water is fatter.
Nerd: That's not-
Me: Fat Water!!!
Me: The hot water is fat.
Nerd: (looks it up) How water has more viscosity.
Me: Like I said, the water is fatter.
Nerd: That's not-
Me: Fat Water!!!