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Niknud
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“The stupid. It burns.” Fuck 🧊
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I can’t fucking stand the murderous stupid being perpetrated by these out of reg domestic fobbits who couldn’t pass basic army training and would be barracks partied out of any halfway decent unit for being so fucking ate up.
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I have a dream
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I can’t fucking stand the murderous stupid being perpetrated by these out of reg domestic fobbits who couldn’t pass basic army training and would be barracks partied out of any halfway decent unit for being so fucking ate up.
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is like #OMGJadeHelm. But for real. And the people who got their knickers in an absolute, raging, drooling, vein-popping, apoplectic twist about it are just like…nah, this is cool.
WASHINGTON (AP) — National Guard troops from West Virginia, South Carolina, Mississippi and Louisiana have begun arriving in Washington.
August 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Qatar GP stewards apparently decided the race was too boring and they ought to zhuzh it up a with a hot mess of ridiculous calls. Debris on the course? Meh, let’s thunderdome for a few laps and see what happens! What a clown car of officiating
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 PM
In between NFL and F1, my favorite nieces talked me into watching my first Hallmark movie. First, I was like WTF and now I CANNOT STOP WATCHING. This is the ridiculous dopamine hit my brain needed. Make it staaaahhhpppp!
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Show me intervals, you cowards!
November 30, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Someone explain to me, like I’m an absolute turnip, why they don’t start showing intervals until, like, LAP 7. 🙄
November 30, 2024 at 2:17 PM
My family’s ride or die Thanksgiving Rule: Pie for breakfast. Coffee and pie on Thursday morning. Because if you wait until after dinner you won’t be hungry. And if you’re going to make pie only once a year, you should be hungry enough to appreciate it. YWFMS.
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Yah, I tried that after 2016. Now, I’m reclaiming my time. Get bent.
You don’t have to subject yourself to slurs and Russian bot farms in order to understand “different perspectives” actually
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I believe in grace in most things. But my latest petty joy is pointing, laughing and taking pictures anytime I see a cybertruck in the wild. It sparks joy.
One of your biggest weapons against fascism is ridicule

The other one is satire

Use them often
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I think the hardest thing about deleting my Twitter account was the mourning. Twitter hadn’t been “my place” in a long time but I genuinely loved the thing it once was. I had to cycle through the 7 stages of whatever before I could let it go. Felt grief a bit like when I lost a cousin to MAGA.
At this rate, the number of Bluesky users will exceed Twitter users within the next eight months. Incredible.
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Did I need a second pita stuffed with falafel, hummus, tahini, assorted veg and tzatziki sauce? No. Nevertheless, she persisted.
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Curdled loathing crouches in my spleen, sending tentacles of rage through my back teeth. It burns with the fire of a thousand suns. I live in a perpetual state of rage now. So here is my doggo.
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM