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🧵-Open for comfort - Good Omens community - Bluesky edition🖤🤍
ninstarfish.bsky.social
WELL I'M NEGOTIATING ON FOOD NOW

I want to eat whatever I want for my entire stay, no hair, no beans, and certainly no turkraken

In exchange, I'll give you the location of the Tiny Rob Wilkins cloning factory, which I was able to build thanks to finding one of his hairs on the raffle jacket

Deal?
Deal, then?
ninstarfish.bsky.social
SHUT IT WITH THE TURKRAKEN

I PREFER TO TAKE THE RISK AND REMAIN FREE UNTIL MY TRIAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
ninstarfish.bsky.social
...Maybe

You won't know unless my conditions for returning to jail are met
SO?
ninstarfish.bsky.social
I won't hand him over

He's my ace in the hole

NO TURKRAKEN OR FOOD WITH BEANS OR HAIR, and he will be free when my sentence is over, UNDERSTOOD?
Don't mess with me
ninstarfish.bsky.social
HE'S SAFE WITH ME, FOR NOW

BUT I SWEAR GOD THAT IF I'M FED WITH TURKRAKEN OR ANY FOOD WITH BEANS IN IT ONE MORE TIME YOU'LL NEVER EVER FIND HIS REMAINS

UNDERSTOOD?????
ninstarfish.bsky.social
NO

I HAVE NO SENTENCE YET

I HAVE NO BARS NO CELL NOR SPECIFIED TIME, I HAVE NOTHING YET

NO
STOP
ninstarfish.bsky.social
BUT BILDADDY TOLD ME NO MORE TURKRAKEN

I HOPE YOU ARE AWARE THAT I STILL HAVE A TINY DAVID UP MY SLEEVE
ninstarfish.bsky.social
THIS IS NOT WHAT I AGREED TO

THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NO MORE TURKRAKEN
RUMPLESTILSKIN THIS WASN'T THE DEAL
ninstarfish.bsky.social
NO

NOT THE TURKRAKEN

NOT THE TURKRAKEN PLEASE, I HANDED HIM OVER IN PERFECT CONDITION, NOT THE TURKRAKEN PLEASE

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SENTENCE YET, I'M NOT EATING THE TURKRAKEN
NOT THE TURKRAKEN
ninstarfish.bsky.social
I SWEAR GOD IF THEY HAVE BEANS OR SOMETHING INSIDE I WILL✊🏻 WITH TINY ROB
HIS FATE
ninstarfish.bsky.social
Alright... You can have him... Only if I'm not locked between brick walls

Here
Tiny Rob for you
ninstarfish.bsky.social
IF YOU START PRESSURING ME I'LL THROW HIM INTO THE FIRE YOU HEAR ME???
DON'T
ninstarfish.bsky.social
Well... I guess I could face a sentence WITHOUT the bricks...
ninstarfish.bsky.social
No there's no shake this time

Just the Agnes Nutter treatment
BONFIRE
ninstarfish.bsky.social
Alright, maybe I went a LITTLE too far, just a bit🤏🏻

But it's because I'm not well fed in prison AND NOW THEY WANT TO LOCK ME UP BETWEEN BRICK WALLS😩😩
ninstarfish.bsky.social
Hello officer Bildaddy, i'm innocent😭😭
ninstarfish.bsky.social
SORRY

I DON'T WANT TO BE LOCKED BEHIND A BRICK WALL, so I'll have to become the monster😔