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@nintendoamericr.bsky.social

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The only real Squid Research Parody Account, now on Bluesky! Account owner uses she/her

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Aug 5

I've been DM'd by a private source who says Splatoon Raiders will utilize advanced audio techniques to create the illusion of musical instruments.

This will be done by creating multiple air vibrations, known as "sound waves", in rapid succession.

What do you think, could my source be correct?

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jul 31

how many does the squid research lab have

Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jul 17

The elites don’t want you to know this but the smallfry at the spawning grounds are free you can take them home I have 458 smallfry

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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · Jul 12

Video is out! Find out how I fix brellas in this half an hour long special

#compsplatoon #splatuber

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jul 11

SRL here, reporting live from Sheldon's Armory!

First, a word from Sheldon:
"After the great success of the Splatlands collection, I just had to bring back my famous Sheldon's Picks! How could I not?"

...Wow, we've been given a sneak peak at a new set of weapons coming to #Splatoon3 on July 24th!

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jul 10

SRL here! We fired the twitter intern.

Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · Jul 10

end of an era

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · May 7

being hostile to people gets you blocked, what a surprise

Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Apr 24

you guys are never gonna believe what I just found out...

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Apr 16

Steel and Eel! 🤣
Stinger Jockey! 🤣
First we Salmon, then we Run! Let's Salmon Run! 🤣
As a child, I yearned for the Golden Eggs 🤣
Slopsuit armor... full set! 🤣

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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · Mar 24

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 23

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 16

my hungry ass could NOT be a squid researcher

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 3

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 3

couldn’t even charge special to this, I popped trizooka immediately!!! Clean up on aisle TREE 😂😂😂

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 3

😍

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Mar 3

I'm tired of Splatoon Three... I'm becoming a Splatoon Tree account

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Feb 27

Big News, Trainers! ZAtoon 3 will release on 02-29-2025, exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2!

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yaga @a-bog-hag.bsky.social · Feb 25

Gift for @lildevilhorns.ink 👍

Art of a splatoon playable octoling character wearing a headband with horns on it that are covering the caption reading "get your big ass horns out of the password DAMN"

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Feb 24

SRL here, with a message from Sheldon!

"I've been hard at work giving familiar weapons a fresh coat of paint! These weapons are for the fans who can't get enough of their favorite Main weapon, but are getting a bored of the Sub and Special weapons! They'll be on sale starting in Fresh Season 2025."

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Feb 24

I can't believe Splatoon 3 released almost 6 years ago

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Feb 24

see you in the hospital

Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Feb 24

DO NOT TRY TO 5 STAR INKBRUSH

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jan 24

Just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at the SRL. my job was to trans the squids and set up interactions between pearl and marina. i stole a syringe with weird fuzzy ooze from the lab vault but that's not important.

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jan 7

SRL Orb Department here! During today's #NintendoDirect, we revealed the Eight-Ball Attack mode, coming soon to Splatoon 3!

In this brand new Anarchy mode, your team's goal is to push a giant Eight-Ball towards the opponent's side of the map. Let's get the party rolling!

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Splatoon North America @nintendoamericr.bsky.social · Jan 5