Northern Illinois Transit Authority (Parody)
@nitachicago.org
This is a parody account for the Northern Illinois Transit Authority, providing decent transit service since 2027.
Not affiliated with any Chicago transit agency (though contact me if you want the domain).
PFP by @evieatarax.bsky.social
Not affiliated with any Chicago transit agency (though contact me if you want the domain).
PFP by @evieatarax.bsky.social
I nita take the train
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I nita take the train
That Metra innovation is old news, just try and take the UP-W on a weekend. We're happy to announce the 4 hour headway, coming to all lines in 2027!
2 hour headway on METRA due to upgrades
As part of our commitment to flexible and dynamic transit to Chicagoans, we're currently in talks with major microtransit manufacturer and supplier, General Motors, who will help us realize the destruction of the Loop. Pardon our dust!
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That Metra innovation is old news, just try and take the UP-W on a weekend. We're happy to announce the 4 hour headway, coming to all lines in 2027!
The NCS will be realigned to run down the middle of runway 4L-22R. This will remind airline passengers of their place on the wheel of samsara.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The NCS will be realigned to run down the middle of runway 4L-22R. This will remind airline passengers of their place on the wheel of samsara.
As part of our commitment to flexible and dynamic transit to Chicagoans, we're currently in talks with major microtransit manufacturer and supplier, General Motors, who will help us realize the destruction of the Loop. Pardon our dust!
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As part of our commitment to flexible and dynamic transit to Chicagoans, we're currently in talks with major microtransit manufacturer and supplier, General Motors, who will help us realize the destruction of the Loop. Pardon our dust!
As part of our commitment to expanding bus service in the city of Chicago, we're going to be building an additional bus stop next to every current stop. We estimate that this will not impact travel time.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
As part of our commitment to expanding bus service in the city of Chicago, we're going to be building an additional bus stop next to every current stop. We estimate that this will not impact travel time.
As part of our commitment to TOD, we're proud to announce an expansion of the Villa Park permit parking lot to the vacant land located at the southeast corner of Vermont and Ardmore. This lot will help us accomplish Chicagoland's climate change goals!
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As part of our commitment to TOD, we're proud to announce an expansion of the Villa Park permit parking lot to the vacant land located at the southeast corner of Vermont and Ardmore. This lot will help us accomplish Chicagoland's climate change goals!
We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake
Just getting things set up early folks, thanks to the lovely @evieatarax.bsky.social for the pfp.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just getting things set up early folks, thanks to the lovely @evieatarax.bsky.social for the pfp.