Nicholas Nethercote
Nicholas Nethercote
@nnethercote.bsky.social
he/him (or they/them)
In microwave timer logic 99 > 100, because 99 = 139
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
New blog post: Speed wins when fuzzing Rust code with `#[derive(Arbitrary)]`

nnethercote.github.io/2025/08/16/s...
Speed wins when fuzzing Rust code with #[derive(Arbitrary)]
If you are using #[derive(Arbitrary)] to fuzz your Rust code, update the Arbitrary crate to v1.4.2 to get some compile time reductions and possibly some fuzzing speed improvements.
nnethercote.github.io
August 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
CHOCOLATE: you are two of my oldest, dearest friends, and I think you are gonna get along great

PEANUT BUTTER: uh

MINT: *cough*
May 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Island A: everyone gets 2000 calories a day

Island B: you and your friends get 1600 calories a day and everyone else gets 1200

so many people would pick Island B without hesitation
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The same breakfast every day for a year? Sure

The same dinner three days in a row? Get the fuck out, now
March 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
that feeling when multiple catastrophes are approaching and you wonder which one will hit first
March 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
today I saw a McDonalds in a Walmart and it was the most American thing I've ever seen
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I had a conversation with someone about generative AI and one of his positions was basically "artists have had it too easy for too long and it's time big tech put them in their place", whoa
December 9, 2024 at 9:43 PM
it's strange at first, but you get used to it after a while
December 9, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Metamucil, aka Old Person Fanta,
December 6, 2024 at 3:12 AM
"For sale: baby" is half the length and way sadder
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...

lol

"I’m a nephrologist — a kidney doctor. I think about water all the time"

"I remain certain that you should drink > 0L and < 20L every day"

"Drink when you’re thirsty. Drink a bit more if you’d like. But no need to push it. Your kidneys won’t let you anyway."
How Much Water Should We Drink in a Day?
Nephrologist Dr F. Perry Wilson comments on the ubiquitous recommendation to “drink more water.”
www.medscape.com
November 29, 2024 at 9:59 PM
In a TicketMaster Australia account if you want to update your phone number it sends an authorization code to the old number, for fuck's sake
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Google's search "AI Overview", for when you have a question but you don't mind if the answer is wrong
November 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Joe: Can I have that 2x4 for free?

Steve: You think lumber grows on trees?
November 24, 2024 at 12:18 AM
up next: the world's first appendix transplant
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Who made condone/condemn and secular/sectarian,
antonyms? confusing, please fix
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
To get the rhythm of Pyramid Song just listen at 1.5x speed
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM