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nocontextgames.bsky.social
No Context Games
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Mostly a TTRPG group, sometimes an MMO Guild, rarely appropriate, always without context. It's better if you don't know.
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"My character is beyond customer service at this point."
"I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs!" "...And that's why you don't have access to the water supply."
"This rat is a crisis actor."
"Can someone please take this rat from me?"
"Dr. Hathaway would not train raptors to hunt ghosts."
Handler: "Do you see that absolute smokeshow? Do *not* fuck this up for me. I need you to be normal for 3 minutes. Can you do that?"

Raptor: *incomprehensible gargling noises*
"There's a reason we named her Orange..."
"Are you satisfied with the amount of Brachiosaur on the tour today?"
"GORDO RUSSO." "...The resort staff are not in love with that name."
"They fear not OSHA in this place, it is cursed."
"I don't milk the dinosaurs, I just make them!"
"Billie drew the short straw, he has to sit in the pintle turret!"
"In the event of supernatural mists rolling in on hills, each vehicle glovebox contains with enough bullets for all but one of the passengers."
"You have one job, and that's to cart sapphics around, not fight trucks."
🎵 "Don't get stolen by pterodactyls!" 🎶
"Every single one of you is on my last Kentucky Fried Nerve."
"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles update broke it."
"Is Billy Mays in the room with us right now?"
Barbarian: "You've got tendrils, I've got tendrils, bitch!"
Artificer: "TENDRIL FIIIIGHT"
Ranger: "EAT FLAMING OIL, ELM."
Druid: "...Is that a tree?"
DM: "You should be so lucky."
Barbarian: "There is a city on the west coast where we toss eachother-But I'm not from there!"
Bard: "Okay, guys, if these baboons want to touch hands, here, don't do it."
"What do they do with the giant stone jaguar man in basic training?"
"Someone carries it around as punishment."
Artificer: "You say cowardice, I say *efficiency*."