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nocontextgames.bsky.social
No Context Games
@nocontextgames.bsky.social
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Mostly a TTRPG group, sometimes an MMO Guild, rarely appropriate, always without context. It's better if you don't know.
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"My character is beyond customer service at this point."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs!" "...And that's why you don't have access to the water supply."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"This rat is a crisis actor."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Can someone please take this rat from me?"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Dr. Hathaway would not train raptors to hunt ghosts."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
Handler: "Do you see that absolute smokeshow? Do *not* fuck this up for me. I need you to be normal for 3 minutes. Can you do that?"

Raptor: *incomprehensible gargling noises*
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"There's a reason we named her Orange..."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Are you satisfied with the amount of Brachiosaur on the tour today?"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"GORDO RUSSO." "...The resort staff are not in love with that name."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"They fear not OSHA in this place, it is cursed."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"I don't milk the dinosaurs, I just make them!"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Billie drew the short straw, he has to sit in the pintle turret!"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"In the event of supernatural mists rolling in on hills, each vehicle glovebox contains with enough bullets for all but one of the passengers."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"You have one job, and that's to cart sapphics around, not fight trucks."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
🎵 "Don't get stolen by pterodactyls!" 🎶
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Every single one of you is on my last Kentucky Fried Nerve."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles update broke it."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 1d
"Is Billy Mays in the room with us right now?"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Barbarian: "You've got tendrils, I've got tendrils, bitch!"
Artificer: "TENDRIL FIIIIGHT"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Ranger: "EAT FLAMING OIL, ELM."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Druid: "...Is that a tree?"
DM: "You should be so lucky."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Barbarian: "There is a city on the west coast where we toss eachother-But I'm not from there!"
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Bard: "Okay, guys, if these baboons want to touch hands, here, don't do it."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
"What do they do with the giant stone jaguar man in basic training?"
"Someone carries it around as punishment."
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No Context Games @nocontextgames.bsky.social · 4d
Artificer: "You say cowardice, I say *efficiency*."