Noel Clarke
@noelclarke.bsky.social
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Clocked their game so they pulled the plug on me mid credits.
Cancelled.
Re-loading.
Ready Player 2 🕹️🎮
Clocked their game so they pulled the plug on me mid credits.
Cancelled.
Re-loading.
Ready Player 2 🕹️🎮
Sleep is underrated.
September 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sleep is underrated.
If you are able (Not stopped in any way) to raise your children, and you don’t. You’re not a cool human.
September 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you are able (Not stopped in any way) to raise your children, and you don’t. You’re not a cool human.
Things I don’t like today.
1: Putting on clothes after having gone swimming when you need to leave and you’re not wet but not quite dry yet.
2: The fact winter is coming. People who like winter are weird.
1: Putting on clothes after having gone swimming when you need to leave and you’re not wet but not quite dry yet.
2: The fact winter is coming. People who like winter are weird.
September 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Things I don’t like today.
1: Putting on clothes after having gone swimming when you need to leave and you’re not wet but not quite dry yet.
2: The fact winter is coming. People who like winter are weird.
1: Putting on clothes after having gone swimming when you need to leave and you’re not wet but not quite dry yet.
2: The fact winter is coming. People who like winter are weird.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty"
— Unknown
— Unknown
September 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty"
— Unknown
— Unknown
Work when you don't need to. And if you love it. It's never work. It will bring you good things.
招財進寶"（zhao cai jin bao）."Attract
wealth and treasure"
招財進寶"（zhao cai jin bao）."Attract
wealth and treasure"
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Work when you don't need to. And if you love it. It's never work. It will bring you good things.
招財進寶"（zhao cai jin bao）."Attract
wealth and treasure"
招財進寶"（zhao cai jin bao）."Attract
wealth and treasure"
Please sign for our family’s friends daughter.
Not money needed. Just sign please.
Thank you
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Not money needed. Just sign please.
Thank you
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Sign the Petition
Seek justice for Stephanie’s tragic collision
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August 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Please sign for our family’s friends daughter.
Not money needed. Just sign please.
Thank you
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Not money needed. Just sign please.
Thank you
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Ate the most banging Sushi the other day. 2nd only to Endo at the rotunda But it’s another one of his places so knew it would be good. - Sumi -
August 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ate the most banging Sushi the other day. 2nd only to Endo at the rotunda But it’s another one of his places so knew it would be good. - Sumi -
Summer Hols - Movie line up so far with kids
Superman - I was disappointed
Fantastic 4 - Expected nothing. Enjoyed it
Happy Gilmore - Made resistant kids watch (they loved)
Happy Gilmore 2 - We all found funny (Silly)
Superman - I was disappointed
Fantastic 4 - Expected nothing. Enjoyed it
Happy Gilmore - Made resistant kids watch (they loved)
Happy Gilmore 2 - We all found funny (Silly)
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Summer Hols - Movie line up so far with kids
Superman - I was disappointed
Fantastic 4 - Expected nothing. Enjoyed it
Happy Gilmore - Made resistant kids watch (they loved)
Happy Gilmore 2 - We all found funny (Silly)
Superman - I was disappointed
Fantastic 4 - Expected nothing. Enjoyed it
Happy Gilmore - Made resistant kids watch (they loved)
Happy Gilmore 2 - We all found funny (Silly)
Also. As you know I’m the biggest WWE fan sent my condolences on insta. Not always considered on the right side of things by some and said things I don’t agree with. but a legend in the game. RIP Hulk Hogan.
This was the last time I saw him live.
This was the last time I saw him live.
July 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also. As you know I’m the biggest WWE fan sent my condolences on insta. Not always considered on the right side of things by some and said things I don’t agree with. but a legend in the game. RIP Hulk Hogan.
This was the last time I saw him live.
This was the last time I saw him live.
Why is my 9 year old (and his mates) listening to Kpop?
What is happening?
What is happening?
July 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Why is my 9 year old (and his mates) listening to Kpop?
What is happening?
What is happening?
Playing this with the kids. Thought this answer was a no brainer. Apparently not.
Fools, they must be.
Fools, they must be.
July 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Playing this with the kids. Thought this answer was a no brainer. Apparently not.
Fools, they must be.
Fools, they must be.
Baked this Banana bread after finishing a banging script.
How’s it looking?
How’s it looking?
June 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Baked this Banana bread after finishing a banging script.
How’s it looking?
How’s it looking?
discipline
[di-suh-pluhn] noun:
The practice of doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it.
pushing yourself further when no one else is going to do it for you, towards making your dreams into a reality.
[di-suh-pluhn] noun:
The practice of doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it.
pushing yourself further when no one else is going to do it for you, towards making your dreams into a reality.
June 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
discipline
[di-suh-pluhn] noun:
The practice of doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it.
pushing yourself further when no one else is going to do it for you, towards making your dreams into a reality.
[di-suh-pluhn] noun:
The practice of doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it.
pushing yourself further when no one else is going to do it for you, towards making your dreams into a reality.
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
June 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it.
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
June 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it.
- Maya Angelou
- Maya Angelou
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.
June 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.
If our lives were lights on the journey of the world we’d all be but a mere flicker of light.
So be who you are, look for other lights, and if you're lucky enough to find one you love, enjoy it together and burn bright.
Burn Bright.
So be who you are, look for other lights, and if you're lucky enough to find one you love, enjoy it together and burn bright.
Burn Bright.
June 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If our lives were lights on the journey of the world we’d all be but a mere flicker of light.
So be who you are, look for other lights, and if you're lucky enough to find one you love, enjoy it together and burn bright.
Burn Bright.
So be who you are, look for other lights, and if you're lucky enough to find one you love, enjoy it together and burn bright.
Burn Bright.
If they could retroactively give Oscar’s
- Tom Cruise: Magnolia
- Tom Cruise: Magnolia
June 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If they could retroactively give Oscar’s
- Tom Cruise: Magnolia
- Tom Cruise: Magnolia
If any of your friends or family were soundly beaten by me over the weekend on Switch2s Mario Kart World - Knock out tour Online. Send my condolences.
#Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #KnockoutTour
#Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #KnockoutTour
June 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If any of your friends or family were soundly beaten by me over the weekend on Switch2s Mario Kart World - Knock out tour Online. Send my condolences.
#Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #KnockoutTour
#Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #KnockoutTour