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@noisetheorem.bsky.social

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A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional. Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · Aug 28

You never have to watch any of my vids, but if you could subscribe to my channel, it would help me a great deal.

Thank you.

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An unmonetizable mess of livestreams of me screwing around with my gear. Some people find value in it and I honestly don't know why. You can be assured that all opinions on this channel are mine an...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 13d

It’s really good. I’m trying not to talk myself into keeping it, but I need to make space.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 13d

Now selling my DSI Pro 2: #synthsky

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Dave Smith Instruments Pro 2 44-Key Monophonic / Paraphonic Synthesizer 2014 - 2018 - Black with Wood Sides | Reverb

This unit is in great shape. Only used in my home studio and never taken out to a gig. Due to life changes, it's been gathering dust and it's time to move it to a new home. I've got the original bo...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 13d

In my head canon, “The Blackhole” and “Event Horizon” happen in the same universe.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 14d

Decided this was to be home to the MPC Live III. It’s wired up to control the rack next to it as well.
#synthsky

TG33, WaveState II, Multi/Poly, Morpheus, E4XT ULTRA.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 15d

I had a guy earlier this week that low balled me and i replied with a HIGHER price than I originally set. He accepted, paid, and left positive feedback. This must be karma.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 16d

Buyers on reverb who negotiate a price and the refuse to pay are fucking annoying.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 16d

New meets old: Akai MPC Live III and MPC Live II Retro.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 18d

Selling my Oxi One mkI:

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Oxi Instruments Oxi One mkI w/Split v1 | Reverb

Excellent shape. home use only. Comes in original box with case. Also includes Split v1 for extra midi connections.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 19d

I have Roland Juno-X…but honestly, Jura sounds better.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 19d

After having a play with the MPC Live III, I have trouble justifying keeping any of my groove boxes. I mean…what *cant* it do?

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22d

Something I’ve really come to dislike: videos that compare a 50 year old instrument to a modern clone. You’re going to have difficulty getting two of the originals to exactly match up. All you can really say is the clone does match your particular original. So it’s really useless content.

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22d

A guy on reverb who is from Tbilisi, Georgia gave me an offer but wants to send me direct wire transfer and is willing to pay me extra for the convenience.

Yeah, I’m gonna have to pass, dude.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22d

Yep! Already on order. I just don’t have space for it

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 22d

If your work for ICE, you’re human trash.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Buy my Akai Force, #synthsky!

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Akai Force Standalone Music Production / DJ Performance System 2019 - Black | Reverb

Home studio use only. Everything works. I need to downsize and really don't want to give it up, but needs must...Includes 500GB SSD installed. It's been a very reliable device for me. You can see ...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Buy my stuff, #synthsky!

E-mu Systems MP-7 Command Station

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E-MU Systems MP-7 Command Station 128-Voice Synthesizer 2001 Purple / Black | Reverb

The unit is in great shape, minus some slight scratches here and there. Everything works great. You cand find me using it recently on my NoiseTheorem YouTube channel (). From E-mu Mania: "The E-...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Buy my stuff, #synthsky!

E-mu Systems Beat Garden ROM

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E-MU Systems Beat Garden Expansion Sound ROM | Reverb

from E-mu Mania ()"Beat Garden is a 32MB ROM sound set which combines techno and dance instruments with acoustic instruments and percussion. The result is a surprising blend of the acoustic and electr...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Buy my stuff, #synthsky!

E-Mu Systems Techno Synth Construction Yard

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E-MU Systems Techno Synth Construction Yard Expansion ROM | Reverb

From emumanai: "Dutch sound designer Rob Papen and E-MU have developed the 32 MB Techno Synth Construction Yard Expansion ROM to give you an arsenal of fresh new electronica sounds that will pump lif...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Buy my stuff, #synthsky!

E-Mu World Expedition ROM

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E-MU Systems World Expedition Sound ROM | Reverb

From "The World Expedition sound set consists primarily of ethnic instruments and percussion collected from the far corners of the planet. This expertly sampled collection will take your music to pla...

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

I’ve been slightly obsessed with reviving some of my very old EBM work. Some of those songs had really good basic structures I could do so much more with now. I don’t know how I’d do vocals for them, though.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 23d

Work has been crazy! New company is off to a good start!

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25d

Oh now that’s just crazy talk!

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 25d

Damnit, Akai. When will there be a live III retro? (Because there is only one proper paint job for an MPC)

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NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · 27d

I used to love synthesizers. They used to sound like the future. Now it seems electronic musicians have lost all imagination and only want the past.

NoiseTheorem @noisetheorem.bsky.social · Sep 26

Fuckenomics: the study of managing you balance of incoming and outgoing fucks.