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Noisy Signals
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FIX YOUR HEARTS!
Embrace the Complexity of the World.
Try to be there for people.
#vss365
She had the 1980s #chic of a European model, hair and lips glossy with body lines that were laser sharp.

Too bad she found herself in the 1580s where everyone thought she was succubus from Hell.
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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It was easy to sit around on these #vespertine days and pretend that nothing was wrong, that morning was hours instead of weeks away, that the food wasn’t dwindling, and that there wasn’t something in the tree line watching you, waiting.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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“#Chivalrous my ass!” Lady Anaïs yelled as she cleaved her unworthy suitor with her favorite zweihander.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got my Spotify Wrapped today and was surprised by how many soundtracks I listened to this year. From Dead Reckoning to Severance to Andor to Tron Ares, it was about sounds that went along with the story.
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I opened the door & came face to face with Lauren. I rushed in to hug her. “I thought I’d never see you again in this labyrinth!”

But she felt cold. Her hair smelled of mold. I pulled back to look at her face. #Aphotic eyes stared back at me.

I was no longer sure I had found her.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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“So what are you looking for?” I grabbed a seat by her.

“Someone #suave and debonair, a gentlemen of the world who has time for me.”

“Oh, you want George then.” I pointed to a quiet, nerdy man in a dark booth.

She looked at him with disdain.

“What? He’s a 300 year old Irish vampire.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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“This is the #last straw!” my manager yelled at me.

So I went in the back and got another box.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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“There was a late minute codicil,” the lawyer added. The relatives groaned in response, already tired of hearing the will.

“In all #matters concerning the housing and care of Mr. Wiggles, the balance of the estate shall be liquidated for his care until death.”

Cousin Janet smiled.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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We stopped worrying about Grandpa’s #health once he died and we brought him back as a zombie.

But he’s still kinda racist tho’.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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After the divorce, Claire spent a lot of time #learning to be herself again.

One should never change for love. Even if you are a werewolf.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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“Upon #reflection, we’ve decided not to expel you but give you another chance.”

Yeah, upon reflecting the envelope of cash my father slid each of you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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#Timed release my aszzzz-“

I grabbed the steering wheel as my dad and I learned a hard lesson about warnings on OTC drugs, specifically the “not to drive or operate heavy machinery” clause.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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There was just something…odd about how the nun said the doll was “ #relevant to our interests.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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“That seems like an #achieveable goal.”

I really didn’t like how my sensei said that.

“But do you have the will?”

I flew against the wall from a punch I never saw.
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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“Arms up and out.” His tape flies out and my #measurements are tapped into a tablet. “Wedding?”

“No.”

“Fancy party?” His hands go around my waist.

“No. Funeral.”

“Even if it’s yours, you still got to return the suit.” He half jokes.

I wish I could guarantee the return of the suit.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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She means to be helpful: she’s paid on commission. “Can I help you?”

I try to be polite. “Just lookin’.”

“Anything #specific you interested in?” Business is slow.

I hesitate on the truth.

She senses it and pounces. “Maybe there’s something in the back that might interest you.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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“Lookin’ for some #action, honey?” She’s obviously working, which is good because I’m obviously looking.

“Yeah, but I’m looking for something special.”

She notices the bag. “Like what?”

Nervous, I let her peek.

After, she thinks for a bit. “Double.”

I agree. It IS a big LEGO set.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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“So what are our #options now?” We have an slightly higher number of interdimensional breaches in our lab.

“Thanks to George, we’re missing half of the emergency handbook!” But we had the important part.

“Your lack of creativity is depressing!” The piglet taped to the drone whizzed by.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Of course she didn’t want to deal with the #reality of the situation: she had spent her whole life avoiding things. She was good at it. Or at least, she was good at it now. Why would this be any different?

She slipped out the side door of the church, wedding gown and all.
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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No real #goal, just make it to another day, maybe a bit happier if I can manage it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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“There’s no #issue here, Officer.”

But of course, there was.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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“Shit! First, inbound’s late. Logistics is fouled up. The plan’s breaking down! We need some #transport now!”

“It’s called getting an Uber.” My husband can be so dramatic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It took me half of November to get to #Florence+TheMachine latest.

It’s beautiful but harsh in places I didn’t expect.

It’s a bottle of scotch with your friend you haven’t talked to in a year and a half and finding out she had a Bad Year.

So you listen.
And just be there for whatever she says.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Henry burst into the lab with a piglet duct taped to a drone under his arm.

“Never say the #science isn’t there!”
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“I’m sorry everyone. We’ve looked at the #numbers and…they aren’t good. We can’t even manage expectations on this. Tom, your numbers are dismal. Anna, you’re obviously distracted. There is no choice: some of you are going to have to go.”

Kindergarten is hard these days, sighed Calvin.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM