Nomme de Plume
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Writer / 30s / She / Lan Wangji, Duke Su, and Hatake Kakashi have my whole heart, the poor, suffering babies; lay your heads on my bosom #wangxian #mdzs #kakashi #naruto #SNS https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nomme_dePlume/pseuds/Nomme_dePlume
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A new #wangxian thought has surfaced this afternoon:

wwx and lwj are pining for each other, as usual, and nhs schemes to get them together, as usual. It works, and there's a gloriously awkward confession that devolves into a gloriously uncoordinated but blindingly pleasurable first time, as usual.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
I think one of my favorite elements of a costume drama must be the angry/self-righteous sleeve flip. 😂
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I can definitely hear wwx's indignant cry! Lol
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Kizu-bixia is kind and merciful. 🙇🏻‍♀️ Lol

Such a wonderful post to wake up to!
nommedeplume.bsky.social
Lol I can always count on you!
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kizukatana.bsky.social
It's not dead yet! 😅 I have finally updated "Joke's on Me". After a very long time. I've had this part of the ending on my gdocs for over a year and I kept fiddling with the parts that come after this and realized... that I might as well post this part. archiveofourown.org/works/483620...
a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .
ALT: a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .
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nommedeplume.bsky.social
I think I finished the #wangxian pwp. Who'd be interested in me posting it? Lol
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What does relaxing look like for Nomme after two stressful weeks at work?

Writing #wangxian pwp, streaming #TheDouble in the background, and anticipating the joy of jalapeno cheese cornbread with dinner later.

Hell yeah.
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A chibi drawing of shirtless Lan Wangji sticking his butt out and gazing over his shoulder.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
I mean, it's canon that he's his own worst enemy, so... 🤣

I'm glad you like it!
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I'm glad! It's very on theme for Halloween, which was actually unintended, but maybe I can get it finished by then!
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It's the righteous thing to do, to reach out to a demonic camboy using an unknown spell! I think. Lol
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He should probably be glad there's like, a computer and physical distance between them, honestly. Lol
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Updated tonight! Incubus wwx making questionable decisions in the afterglow. Lol

#mdzs #wangxian
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/Yiling Laozu, I noticed the spell work associated with your streams, and I am interested in understanding the mechanics of it./

wwx kinda stops breathing at that, is too frozen to move, to even blink, because only two kinds of people could ever notice his spell: other demons... and cultivators.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
(As will I. Lol But I realized I never tagged this thread with anything, so here's a link to the top, with tags.)

#mdzs #wangxian
nommedeplume.bsky.social
Having thoughts about demi and/or ace incubus wwx. It's a complicated existence, because his kind is the very definition of "fuck or die," and he just really doesn't want to do either of those, thank you.

But this version of wwx is also a genius, and he figures out a spell that will let him gather
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Besides, what's the harm in a few exchanged DMs just to find out why this guy wants to know about the spell? He can always block him if he turns out to be a dick.

His mind is made up, but he's too fucked out to think of a proper response, so he closes his laptop and leaves it until tomorrow.
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He settles his chin in the palm of one hand and taps the claws of his other against his laptop.

His curiosity is piqued. But there's a little wq on one shoulder and a little wn on the other. Both are telling him that agreeing is a bad idea in their unique ways.

But wwx is his own little devil.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
He laughs as he reads the rest of the message.

/Separately, I enjoy your streams very much, and your decision will have no impact on my subscription, unless you would be uncomfortable with my continued viewing. - HGJ/

Such a formal way of telling wwx he'll continue to consume his porn! How funny!
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Yeah, this spell is *very* personal. Life and death.

But he's very intrigued that this HGJ seems to think that he knows what the spell is supposed to do. Because he doesn't want to know what it does; he wants to know how it works. That's a key distinction, and wwx is curious, to say the least.
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Demon or no, he does need to breathe, so eventually he forces himself to do that, and after a few meditative ins-and-outs, he drags his eyes back to the message.

/I have been told that spell work can be very personal to the caster, and I understand if you reject my request./

wwx snorts at that.
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Other demons he's not worried about. And he's not necessarily worried about cultivators, either; he can hold his own in a fight, thank you very much.

But cultivators trying to, whatever, exercise him or something when he's just trying to live his life is a nuisance he can do without.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
/Yiling Laozu, I noticed the spell work associated with your streams, and I am interested in understanding the mechanics of it./

wwx kinda stops breathing at that, is too frozen to move, to even blink, because only two kinds of people could ever notice his spell: other demons... and cultivators.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
I'm sure cssr is just the woman to bully them into it! Lol
nommedeplume.bsky.social
Asiago cheese bagel with jalapeno cream cheese

Damn. Now I really want a bagel.
erinbiba.bsky.social
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
erinbiba.bsky.social
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
nommedeplume.bsky.social
Lol Very cute!

This one just makes it obvious that wwx is a perfect candidate for a Mama Mia fusion. Is his dad wcz, lqr, or jfm? 😂