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Just Plain Mike

@noncanadianguy.bsky.social

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Flatulent flibbertigibbet | Michigander | I don’t converse with fascists, tankies, or accelerationists.

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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 9h

It really is a damn shame that Baseball Is Dying and all.

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to everyone for making this year’s Hallow”B”een a fun one as always. G’night! #BMovieManiacs

Pic of Tevye from Fiddler with caption “Tradition!”

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“Hiya!” #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Fortunately I have it on good authority that the cellar is the safest place.
#BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“Welcome to Shakey’s!” #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Good night, John-Boy. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“No, it’s ‘Scotch and’. Which is what you’re drunk *on*.”
“Oh, shut up.”

#BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, that bathroom does look great now!

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“So sue me.” #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“Is it ‘hanged herself’ or ‘hung herself’? I can never remember, let’s just say she’s dead.” #BMovieManiacs

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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Frederick’s a little short on crippled newsies, unfortch. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Seven stranded castaways. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Pritchard’s right. They’re licorice guns. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“Did he say they have some sexual favors for us?”
“No. Party favors.”
“****.”

#BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“It’s quarter of.”
“Quarter of what?”
“I’ll tell you when you poor me another Scotch and.”

#BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

“You might say we’re going to let it all hang out.” #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Damn if “He thinks big money like his can get away with anything” ain’t the most 2025 thing in this 1959 movie #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 1d

Someone explain to me how and why she intends to drink a Scotch hand, again? #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 6d

I’m afraid the late, great Richard Jeni ruined that one for me forever.

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Richard Jeni on Jaws 3 | Carson Tonight Show

YouTube video by Johnny Carson

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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 6d

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s not that elderly man.

JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 6d

😲 SEATTLE: Shackled at his wrists and ankles, an elderly man struggles in the cold rain to mount the slippery stairs to this Avelo jet, which will fly him to another detention facility in Texas 👀

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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 6d

We need to stop giving obviously racist people the benefit of the doubt, allowing them to give non-apologies and carry on without consequences

Being racist should mean you lose your job

Being racist should mean you are shunned

That’s how we defeated it before, and that’s how we defeat it again

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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 8d

Hey, we all have our problems.

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 8d

“Your pillow” is an odd pet name for a vibrator. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 8d

Sure is windy out in space. #BMovieManiacs

Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 8d

Lee Strasberg studied at the Breckinridge School. #BMovieManiacs