Ernest Borgten
@nonseriousstuff.bsky.social
Hot takes, jokes and non serious thoughts
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Gender labels for God are weird. I don't want to visualize a supreme being hanging all powerful dong
Easter is too commercialized now adays. I liked it better when it was just about killing a dude and hiding the body in a cave
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Easter is too commercialized now adays. I liked it better when it was just about killing a dude and hiding the body in a cave
More like the department of war crimes
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
More like the department of war crimes
Wanting to meet an attractive stranger? Just fart in an otherwise empty elevator
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wanting to meet an attractive stranger? Just fart in an otherwise empty elevator
I used to be an guy with poor social skills who couldn't even look people in the eyes, and last week my barista said I was making them uncomfortable because I was making too much eye contact!
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I used to be an guy with poor social skills who couldn't even look people in the eyes, and last week my barista said I was making them uncomfortable because I was making too much eye contact!
A timeline of a year or more in any political project means "we will do nothing for as long as possible, and hope the other guy is in power for the deadline so we can blame them for failure to act"
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A timeline of a year or more in any political project means "we will do nothing for as long as possible, and hope the other guy is in power for the deadline so we can blame them for failure to act"
Bjork ran so lady gaga could walk
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Bjork ran so lady gaga could walk
The warehouse is selling a 100inch tv, and the in store display unit is showing a slideshow full of jpegs with massive artifacting
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The warehouse is selling a 100inch tv, and the in store display unit is showing a slideshow full of jpegs with massive artifacting
How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?
Social media looks like great fun when you scroll the feed and see 100s of posts with likes and comments. Then you do 50 posts and get zero engagement except for the ones you beg your ILR friend to like.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Social media looks like great fun when you scroll the feed and see 100s of posts with likes and comments. Then you do 50 posts and get zero engagement except for the ones you beg your ILR friend to like.
Why is Egypt like a car horn?
They both have a toot in common!
They both have a toot in common!
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why is Egypt like a car horn?
They both have a toot in common!
They both have a toot in common!
I think it is time for National, Act and NZ First to be moved on to the countryside, where they can cause less economic damage
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I think it is time for National, Act and NZ First to be moved on to the countryside, where they can cause less economic damage
Someone should tell Stephen Curry not to waste his time shooting from just outside the key. If you get a basket from behind the half court line you get three points AND a free car!
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone should tell Stephen Curry not to waste his time shooting from just outside the key. If you get a basket from behind the half court line you get three points AND a free car!
I can't find my favorite band on social media at all, I guess they are a tough act to follow
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I can't find my favorite band on social media at all, I guess they are a tough act to follow
Gluten intolerant protestors chanting down with the PASTRY-arcy
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Gluten intolerant protestors chanting down with the PASTRY-arcy
I want to hear Dan Soder doing an impression of Macho Man singing Metallica karaoke
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I want to hear Dan Soder doing an impression of Macho Man singing Metallica karaoke
The seam of my ball sack is always sweaty. That's like the least athletic part of my body!
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The seam of my ball sack is always sweaty. That's like the least athletic part of my body!
Port-au-Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Port-au-Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Embarrassing for Robert Daltrey to have gotten old and not died
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Embarrassing for Robert Daltrey to have gotten old and not died
It's like meeting the Ant-Man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful Wasp
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It's like meeting the Ant-Man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful Wasp
Food shrinkflation really shows that food manufacturers don't give a single fuck about healthy portion sizes
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Food shrinkflation really shows that food manufacturers don't give a single fuck about healthy portion sizes
Voting for the city council, and it is 80% absolute fucking idiots. Just barely able to fill my ballot with people who aren't using their political profile to say gravity is a deep state hoax.
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Voting for the city council, and it is 80% absolute fucking idiots. Just barely able to fill my ballot with people who aren't using their political profile to say gravity is a deep state hoax.
Australians are so pro-Palestine 20% of them are named Gaza
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Australians are so pro-Palestine 20% of them are named Gaza
Can't wait to start hoping Vance is dead
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Can't wait to start hoping Vance is dead
Dudes on Twitter think they don't need basic hygiene because autism causes vaccines
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Dudes on Twitter think they don't need basic hygiene because autism causes vaccines