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everyone’s third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast @tornadojally.bsky.social, @brandonbeck4.bsky.social & @tallsdurf.bsky.social

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 7d

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

- #AD Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Two Words: Wolves Pod @twowordspod.bsky.social · 17h

🐺 TWO WORDS: NO PANTS 🐺

It's a crossover episode with @nopantscrunch.bsky.social!

→ Wolves Things bracket 🏆
→ History of CWNP 🎙️
→ Hot takes for this season 🔥
→ Random Wolf of the Week 🐺

✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/0pVB...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 5d

We have reached the Final Four #WolvesThings2025

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 7d

We're on to the Elite 8 #WolvesThings2025

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 7d

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 8d

Round 2 is a wrap #WolvesThings2025

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 9d

Round 1 is in the books #WolvesThings2025

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 11d

Unfortunately Bluesky has not added polling functionality yet, so all votes this season will be taking place on Twitter

We will still be posting the results here and encourage you all to yell at the Twitter users for getting the winners wrong

CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 11d

Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket

Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 13d

The entire crew is going to be drunk at a wedding during game 3 tonight, so whatever happens the reaction will be EXTREME

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Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 17d

Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 21d

New episode out now

• Lynx advance
• Alanna (co)DPOTY
• Bones Hyland
• the state of Marvel and Star Wars (idk man
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
wasn’t here for this one so we went off the rails)

LISTEN: linktree.com/crunchwearsn...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 26

Did @brandonbeck4.bsky.social cook here?

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 20

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 20

NEW EPISODE NOW

YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)

Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 13

HE'S BACK

@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Hitting the Hardwood @hittingthehardwood.bsky.social · Aug 11

New The Missing Lynx Podcast recapping another #Lynx win!🎉

@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down the Lynx dominant win over the Liberty, DiJonai Carrington’s time in Minnesota so far & much more!

➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Aug 10

Mustaaaaaaaaaard

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Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · Aug 6

Then there's Wolves pods that often talk Lynx 😊

Crunch Wears No Pants (@nopantscrunch.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Two Words: Wolves Pod (@twowordspod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

The Boy Lynx (@theboylynxpod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Crunch Wears No Pants

Basketball Podcast · Updated Biweekly · It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real ...

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Brandon Beck @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · Aug 7

If you listened to this weeks episode and are feeling inclined you can donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society here - www.lls.org

Every little bit counts!

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 6

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• DIJONAI CARRINGTON TRADE REACTIONS
• PHEE INJURY IMPLICATIONS
• JESS SHEPARD AND NATISHA HEIDAMAN PRAISE
• BRANDON’S UNCLE TIM JOINS THE SHOW

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25

Eff it, Terrence Shannon Jr Summer League highlights

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Mandi @sparrkles.bsky.social · Jul 23

cc: @nopantscrunch.bsky.social

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · Jul 23

A trombone emoji is coming soon

Unicode Consortium Approves Trombone Emoji

Ska heads have been waiting for this: A trombone emoji is imminent. The Unicode Consortium, a nonprofit foundation that upholds the Unicode Standard, announced the approved 2025 list of emoji. Other a...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jul 25

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

STUD BUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jul 7

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

NAW WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

We discuss our reactions to the draft, free agency, and our fav NAW moments.

Listen: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jun 19

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

There was no significant KD trade news today so our episode is a spoiler-free Jurassic World: Rebirth review

LISTEN: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...

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