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Meg Bot

@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡 💗 @visitauguste.bsky.social 💗

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 11m

We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 44m

I know! I'll wish for Mari's happiness!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h

I'm just an ordinary girl though. The kind you see everywhere.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h

Don't eat garbage off the ground, Ursula.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone laughed at me when I pulled up a table and chair in the garden and sat there in my swimsuit to rehearse for my vacation.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 3h

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 3h

Meg: Mari... I'm happy to become a zombie if it means I won't have to fight you...

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h

You still don't get it? You set a gigantic flag before you fired!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h

And put the sea urkin and colossal hermit crab in the grandfather clock, then discard the clock in the boardroom...

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 6h

I realize they're a bit hard, which kind of works out, because then you'll only want to eat it when you're really hungry.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 6h

Wait a second... Could it be? Mr. Proprietor, step away from the man now!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h

So let's get going and give the town a shark-filled surprise!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h

Goodbye, my fair Auguste...

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 8h

Don't eat garbage off the ground, Ursula.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 9h

I always thought of Auguste as a tourist hot spot, but I guess it has its downsides too...

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h

But if it wasn't for this place, I wouldn't have been able to meet so many new people and grow closer to my friends. It's all thanks to Auguste!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h

Aww, how cute! It's like watching a newborn baby come into the world!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 12h

Sure, we like, hold hands and hug a lot, and I stay at her place whenever I’m in the area, but that’s just like regular friend stuff, isn’t it? I’m not sure she's into me romantically or anything…

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 13h

A very rough sketch of a possible holiday Meg design from a Granblue FES stream. She has a shark on one arm, and a christmas tree on the other

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 14h

Rephrase what you said earlier by twisting your words a bit and making them not flaggy. That should push things in a positive direction!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine starting at a rotting, shambling thing that was once your best friend... Would you have the strength to go on?

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 15h

Could it be that they're watching us from somewhere? But... can zombies do that?

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 16h

By "those things," you don't mean stuff like... Albacore and eals and colossal hermit crabs?

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 16h

What's happening? The helicopter's swaying from side to side... Is that how it's supposed to fly?