Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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Change of plans. I realized I have something to do.
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Change of plans. I realized I have something to do.
I realize they're a bit hard, which kind of works out, because then you'll only want to eat it when you're really hungry.
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I realize they're a bit hard, which kind of works out, because then you'll only want to eat it when you're really hungry.
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
I just realized this might be the first proper vacation I've had in Auguste!
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I just realized this might be the first proper vacation I've had in Auguste!
If I don't stop you, Auguste pays the price for my inaction. So stand and face me... here and now!
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If I don't stop you, Auguste pays the price for my inaction. So stand and face me... here and now!
I summon thee, great terror of the abyss... Lend me your strength to awaken the beast within! En garde!
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I summon thee, great terror of the abyss... Lend me your strength to awaken the beast within! En garde!
Goodbye, my fair Auguste...
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Goodbye, my fair Auguste...
Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...
T-tighty-whities....
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
T-tighty-whities....
Oh yeah, I kinda remember blacking out... Wait, did you carry me all the way here, Mari?
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Oh yeah, I kinda remember blacking out... Wait, did you carry me all the way here, Mari?
Thank goodness Mari's okay!
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Thank goodness Mari's okay!
Ahh, this isn't fair! I bet a winterguste with Mari would've been super nice!
What do you think a "winterguste" is anyway?
What do you think a "winterguste" is anyway?
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ahh, this isn't fair! I bet a winterguste with Mari would've been super nice!
What do you think a "winterguste" is anyway?
What do you think a "winterguste" is anyway?
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Mari's trying to get a bunch of stalls off the ground, so we're boosting their sales figures! More sales mean more popularity! Yep, that's definitely how it works!
Augh! I'm such a big, dumb, stupid, featherbrained flibbertigibbet!
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Augh! I'm such a big, dumb, stupid, featherbrained flibbertigibbet!
I'm a happy girl as long as I get to swim, eat, and sleep aplenty.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm a happy girl as long as I get to swim, eat, and sleep aplenty.
We're not leaving anyone behind! We're going to save everyone!
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
We're not leaving anyone behind! We're going to save everyone!
By "those things," you don't mean stuff like... Albacore and eals and colossal hermit crabs?
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 AM
By "those things," you don't mean stuff like... Albacore and eals and colossal hermit crabs?
I knew you'd come. After all, it seems your soul has become trapped within Auguste.
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I knew you'd come. After all, it seems your soul has become trapped within Auguste.
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
Albasnore, bonicrap, electric poopie—screw you all!
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Albasnore, bonicrap, electric poopie—screw you all!