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Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡

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Albasnore, bonicrap, electric poopie—screw you all!
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So this is Auguste... I've been dreaming of this forever!
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hey, Ursula? About our combat style when we merge to fight—what do you think of calling it shark fu?
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ahaha! That tickles, Ursula!
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Whaaat! Elect the czar?
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I kinda remember seeing a bunch of people with it, but… Who knows! Repressed memories are fun, haha!
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
You can't! Sorry, but can you just do what I say and cancel the flashback? Please!
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Good point, Ursula. I probably never would've met you if I hadn't toughened up.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
But if it wasn't for this place, I wouldn't have been able to meet so many new people and grow closer to my friends. It's all thanks to Auguste!
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Y-yeah! I think I've read something similar in illustrated storybooks before, so...
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
You can't! Sorry, but can you just do what I say and cancel the flashback? Please!
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That one-year correspondence course wasn't cheap...
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I get it, slow and steady wins the race—especially when it comes to training! With time, I'll be crushing rocks with my bare hands just like you someday!
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If I don't stop you, Auguste pays the price for my inaction. So stand and face me... here and now!
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I get it, slow and steady wins the race—especially when it comes to training! With time, I'll be crushing rocks with my bare hands just like you someday!
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We'll keep Auguste safe!
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I guess there's nothing worse than seeing friends and loved ones become zombies.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mari? What's with that getup?
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I don't know the details about her past, but Ursula and I are vacation buddies now. Don't worry, she doesn't bite.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Right... A zombie will instantly chase after any normies they spot.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thanks for the warm-up! Now to hit the beach for... What's wrong, Ursula? Aww, don't be scared—Katalina's a total sweetheart!
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM