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nose @nose.bsky.social · May 21

so I was out shopping for a car the other day, turns out my salesman was an italian. he kept saying "do you want a kia?". i said of course i want a kia, I need the key-a to start-a the car-a!

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nose @nose.bsky.social · May 19

to everyone who says that "9/11 was bad", i'd like to see YOU try a maneuver like that

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nose @nose.bsky.social · May 19

been eating a lot of soap lately. "ohh you can't do that you can't eat soap!!" shut up

nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 19

hey guys i really really really dont wanna live in a country that's geopolitically aligned more with russia than europe. how the fuck is this real? nightmare shit man

nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 18

did you guys catch any of this snowstorm we're getting in missouri?

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 17

it must be exhausting to deal with america on the world stage. when a democrat's in power, we wanna be your friend. when a republican's in power, we wanna be enemies. not ideal.

Shashank Joshi @shashj.bsky.social · Feb 17

‘a prominent German politician told me: “That was a direct assault on European democracy.” A senior diplomat said: “It’s very clear now, Europe is alone.” When I asked him if he now regarded the US as an adversary, he replied: “Yes.”…’ on.ft.com/4b2uPNM

Vance’s real warning to Europe

Europeans need to reduce their dangerous dependence on an adversarial America

on.ft.com

nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 17

nice i felt a lack of protests at the beginning of his term but seems like it's starting up now

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 16

im rubbing his binky in the dirt and giving it back to him

nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 16

anything released as a "coca cola creation" is a gauranteed F tier soda every single time

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 16

ive been betrayed by the new coke flavors they keep releasing so many times that im scared of any new flavor rhat comes out

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 16

my thought has always been that americans are just too rich to have a revolution. the opportunity cost of upheaval is too high

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 16

diet cherry dr pepper clears

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nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 14

like i think there's a non-fascist way to campaign against welfare but it certainly does not involve labeling entire classes of people as "parasites"

nose @nose.bsky.social · Feb 14

am i wrong in thinking this is kinda like blatant fascist messaging

"parasite class" oh you mean like the disabled, the sick and the poor gotcha man yeah i hate them too