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@notawitchbro.bsky.social
World's Greatest Enchantress, Arcane University Headmaster. PhD in Arcane Mastery, Masters in Martial Combat. Eternal Face Card. My other five towers are still in the realm of twitter but I will try to be present here too! he/they/she. not a witch!◇
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A list of mine interests since that doth appear to be tradition in this realm
- enchanting
- hexing
- swordfighting (yuri)
- swordfighting (normal)
- pondering
- Arcane Research (all fields)
- Hating Artificers (hobby)
- Sending Students to the Detention Dimension
MY WYRM FAMILIAR HATH KNOCKED OVER MINE CRYSTAL ARRAY PRITHEE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
May 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Prithee send aid I have fallen under the charm of a most beguiling carpenter I fear she may come to own my soul
February 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Testing out my brand new enchanted night light that should attract malevolent spirits and ensnare them for further study. See you all in the morning!
February 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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(image of @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social 's face on a noodle)

it's maka-roni
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I didst go to work on my capstone academic project today to find out the orange despot hath eradicated the government tools for tracking environmental justice and I am having thoughts I cannot articulate lest his kingsguard deem me a threat to national security
February 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Captain Skelbton
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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#books
Occidental Amphibia available for free on the Patreon.
Wizard Wars of 1439 is a donation funded series.

No one can afford shit anymore...
So here is free book about wizards being too wizardly and time travel shenanigans.
Cheers.

wizardwarsof1439.com/f/occidental...
Occidental Amphibia PDF
With this story done, I have popped a full PDF version of the froggy arc onto the Patreon!
wizardwarsof1439.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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better call a medic coz my moves are sick

#oc #originalart #art #procreate #sickmoves
January 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sorry I don't post here I hath not enough bandwidth to split mine attention between two realms at the moment and have not had any real bangers of late regardless
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Trying to challenge myself with limitations.

Quick 30-minute painting with a single brush.

#practice #nature #painting #wip #onebrush #procreate #study #cave #illustration #art
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Happy Halloween!
Offer unto me thy favorite piece of spooky media or a fear to pull a random enchanted (or maybe cursed) trinket from the cauldron! Try thine luck or forever wonder what could have been….
October 31, 2024 at 2:03 PM
For Halloween I shall be putting random enchanted trinkets in the bowl and making adventurers pick blindly. Might throw in some cursed ones just for the suspense.
October 28, 2024 at 2:42 PM
#CouncilofMages I didst lose track of time and burnt my potion ingredients, doth anyone have extra pinblooms?
October 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Getting bored, might go for my 39th Ph.D
October 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
As #ArcU 's headmaster, I am proud to announce our new hashtag! Feel free to use it for all thine Arcane University related shenanigans that we might all stay abreast of what is happening on our campus (and beyond)!
For the time being the Board has settled on #ArcU! All Students Faculty Staff and Visitors can tag their Arcane activities using #ArcU! (unless everyone hates it we'll just go back to the drawing board)
The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
October 25, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Other people LEAVE work??? What on earth doth thee even do afterwards?
uh-oh, someone let the clone recipe slip.
October 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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For the time being the Board has settled on #ArcU! All Students Faculty Staff and Visitors can tag their Arcane activities using #ArcU! (unless everyone hates it we'll just go back to the drawing board)
The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
October 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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witness #wewardocs
October 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
OC boundaries!

Fanart?
absolutely, just remember they’re brown and 3xthique lol

Shipping?
Sure, just lmk/ask first

Kinning?
No

Fanfic/writing
Ask first so I can clear it w/the lore pls!

Draw oc w/ mine?
Platonic & fun shenanigans absolutely, anything else ask

Nsfw?
No
OC boundaries!

Fanart?
Yes please

Shipping?
Only platonically (if I ever fully introduce Helfyr y’all can knock yourselves out tho)

Kinning?
Sure I guess? Just don’t be weird abt it

Fanfic/writing
Same as above

Draw oc w/ mine?
Same as above

Nsfw?
Ask first, but probably not
OC boundaries!

Fanart?
absolutely, just get the body proportions right please. Not a twig.

Shipping?
Markathra is married to Orc Husband, who won't join BS. No shipping.

Kinning?
I'm sorry, it gives me the ick

Fanfic/writing
Depends

Draw oc w/ mine?
Check with me first

Nsfw?
NOPE
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Totally cool about it

#doodles #art #comic
October 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
October 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK ISSST A “SSSOCIAL MEDIA”, THISS ISSST THE ORB
i am realizing that i. do not know how to post on social media sites. i know how to tumblr. that is it
October 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Mine strongest potions art brewed with neither love nor hate, but a secret, third thing it’s pettiness. Pettiness makes potions stronger.
October 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
#CouncilofMages how many towers is too many towers? I’ve got seven now and I’m starting to think I hath a problem
October 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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san and tax collector is doomed tax collector yuri btw
October 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM