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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 16d

He’s the reason for every grey hair I have 🫶

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 16d

Me: it’s 20 minutes till close, can you start refilling change at-
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 18d

Charging my vape with my laptop cord feels like putting jet fuel in a lawn mower

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Sep 14

It should be illegal to do yard work before noon on a Sunday

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Sep 14

Crazy what can ruin your immersion in a fic. It’s a pea coat not a petticoat. A petticoat is an undergarment worn under skirts to give volume. A pea coat is a jacket. Unless supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner is wearing a skirt ur wrong. Tried to keep reading but had to stop and find another

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 27

Posting on ao3 and putting a lot of tags so more ppl can find it and then more ppl find it and now I’m expected to write another chapter

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 17

Telling my mom (a veteran) that I know my third amendment rights and shutting the door in before she can come in every time we get home is so funny I giggle every time

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 15

Accidentally spent $180 on vapes bc I forgot geek bar is done how’s ur day going

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 15

Dude I blocked made a new profile to msg me again last night and I fell asleep while he was sending me pics and a million other notifs and when I woke up they were all gone. And I don’t know if he’s still on there but I’m nervous

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 15

Things my coworkers have said today:
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Anyways time to go clock in I’m employed btw

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

My aversion to shipping as a necessity aside, Superman frequently leaves batmans hole ruined btw

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Fuck Klance fuck hance fuck hidge and fuck plance and fuck allurance and shallura and all of it.

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Me reloading the tl to see if u said anything lol
Good luck soldier

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Anyways jinu as Lotor and Keith as rumi goes crazy. WITHOUT the romantic subplot they had going on tho I just need gwi-ma (Zarkon) ruining jinu (Lotor) and jinu (Lotor) continuing the cycle with rumi (Keith)

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 12

They would understand each other so well…..

Rumi from Kpop demon hunters with her demon patterns showing

Keith from Voltron legendary defender locking swords with an opponent

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

I like consuming content without needing to consider ships <3 don’t get me wrong I love a little ship here and there but can I tell you how hard I was flamed for a Keith and Lotor concept which I had written as angst and everyone assumed I was shipping them? Like dude fuck that I want them miserable

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY TL IM GONNA COMMIT CRIMES

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

I’m normal I’m just a Klance anti <3

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

ME I DONT WANT TO SEE KPANCE IN 2025 AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IN 2018 AND I WONT WANT YO SEE IT IN 2026 FUCK KLANCE

Sonic @dakari.the-gay.cat · Jul 14

No no who doesnt want to see Klancf content in the big 25

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Anyways Lotor being a temptation to a struggling Keith who is newly navigating his Galra identity. Lotor who is also tempted by shameful things (quintessence) urging Keith to join him. Be what he was born to be.

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

I want to voltronpost but I fear it is no longer 2018

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 14

Ok so it’s not just me. I was wondering why I saw you replying on the tl but not my inbox

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 12

I am normal

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 12

I promptly forgot about this for about 8 years. When I remembered this I had been out and transitioning for two years now. Funny how things work.

Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · Jul 12

Went to Disney in 2011. I was so excited to go to Pixie Hollow bc I was obsessed with Tinker Bell. We met Silvermist (my fave) and my parents got distracted with smth leaving me with her for a minute.

I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”

Young Deuces 🦅 of WatchMojo @youngdeuces.bsky.social · Jul 7

Share a piece of lore about yourself

Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol