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Chris Evans {Parody}
@notchrisevans.bsky.social
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Let's see if I can get this thing to work. Oh hi. 👋 {RP 21+ • Not DTF • NOT the real Chris Evans • Single ship}
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 17
‧₊˚✧ Chris R. Evans ✧˚₊‧

From Boston, born on June 13, 1981. Actor since 1997. Dog dad.

RP 21+, won't interact with RL/fan accounts. MDNI. Straight and single ship. Not DTF. Obviously not the real Chris, just a roleplayer.

↺&♡
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Mar 18
Materialists, out on June 13.
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Mar 18
Trailer coming out tomorrow!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Mar 7
Oh look at that, it's me! I just remembered about this.

Hi!
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Kelce. || Parody @travkelce.bsky.social · Dec 1


𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙨 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙆𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙚

ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 5, 1989, ʙɪɢ ꜱᴏꜰᴛʏ, ʙɪɢ ꜱᴡɪꜰᴛʏ, ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇ, ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛꜱ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ, ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴜ ᴋᴏʟᴏʀꜱ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡ.

ᴍᴅɴɪ. ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜱʜɪᴘ.
Not the real 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙨 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙆𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙚, just a roleplayer.

↺ / ♡ 21+
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 29
You and me both! She was so sweet.
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 27
I guess I have a date!
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Saraya. @sarayajadebcvis.bsky.social · Nov 24
Saraya Jade Bevis

Born in ‘92 | English | Leo | Wrestler | Actress | Gamer | Marvel & DC Nerd | K-Pop Enthusiast | Animal Lover | Pizza Eater | Straight | She/Her | 21+ | Strictly IC | MDNI

♡&↻
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Rosie~ @notrealchae.bsky.social · Nov 24
" I'd give it all up if I told you I'd be, the Number One girl in your eyes~ "

Park Chaeyoung | Rosé | Rosie
Singer | Member of Blackpink
NOT the real Rosé
For RP purposes only
18+ RP looking for people to write with!

🔄 and ❤️?
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 22
I just love dogs so much. I wish I could have them all!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 22
Me? I think it's the puppy effect, Miss. 😇🐕
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 22
//Right? It's exactly the same for me. I was never comfortable with this trash of a man owning Twitter but it's even worse now. Makes me wonder what he's going to allow on the app.
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 19
You're very welcome!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 19
@noteworthyangel.bsky.social Thank you for the repost!
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𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒔 @etherealfake.bsky.social · Nov 15
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ➤ Madelyn Cline ; ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ pogues for life ᰔ; 23+
human bean; brat; foodie
parody; looking for friends
non dating. minors go away.

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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 19
@etherealfake.bsky.social Thank you for the repost!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 19
//Yes, drafts are a need! I'm slowly bringing my accounts to Bluesky to completely leave X as well, I don't feel comfortable there anymore.
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Pheebs •fake @mysticalqbee.bsky.social · Nov 18
Sweet, loving, open to new friendships.
I send you all a lot of love and good wishes. 🤍

-An account used only for parody roleplay purposes. I'm not the real Phoebe Dynevor.-
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 18
You're welcome!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 18
@brinanonsense.bsky.social Thank you for the repost!
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rory @dandelionpoet.bsky.social · Nov 11
‎⠀
‎꒰ ౨ৎ ꒱ ⠀ sabrina “rory” carpenter

‎twenty-four. fox’s girl.
‎capricorn sun. aries moon.
‎amateur baker. garden fairy.
‎short & sweet. maisie’s sister.
‎singer, songwriter, actress.
‎on tour with nixie-rose. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 18
@sirspooksalot.bsky.social Oh also, thank you for the repost!
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Chris Evans {Parody} @notchrisevans.bsky.social · Nov 18
//I did that too. I wanted to soft block but as soon as you unblock, they're back in your followers list. Hopefully it will be a future feature! 🤞
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A.D.W. @sirspooksalot.bsky.social · Nov 8
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Alex Wolff⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ nov scorpio of '97
professional yapper dabbling
⠀⠀⠀⠀ in music and acting
⠀⠀ Theo's husband ❤️

⠀⠀⠀⠀• flrp • 21+ mdni •

• video made by mun •
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