notdeisauce
@notdeisauce.bsky.social
photographer or some shit 📸
portfolio seen easier on ‘Flashes’
social distancing since ‘83
i’m NSFW but we’re still supposed to be?
consistently inconsistent
MDNI
portfolio seen easier on ‘Flashes’
social distancing since ‘83
i’m NSFW but we’re still supposed to be?
consistently inconsistent
MDNI
Pinned
notdeisauce
@notdeisauce.bsky.social
· Sep 30
Thirst trapped with Kuya (Kuya.Allen). Have mercy. #35mm #kodak #portra400 pushed +2 #photography #SLC #Denver #studiophotography #analog #film #filmisnotdead
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She’s art he pins against the wall
With fingers dipped in midnight wine,
A masterpiece that tempts the fall,
Each curve composed by his design.
He frames her with a lover’s gaze,
No brush, just breath across her skin,
A gallery of slow malaise
Where wanting ends and sins begin.
With fingers dipped in midnight wine,
A masterpiece that tempts the fall,
Each curve composed by his design.
He frames her with a lover’s gaze,
No brush, just breath across her skin,
A gallery of slow malaise
Where wanting ends and sins begin.
September 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
She’s art he pins against the wall
With fingers dipped in midnight wine,
A masterpiece that tempts the fall,
Each curve composed by his design.
He frames her with a lover’s gaze,
No brush, just breath across her skin,
A gallery of slow malaise
Where wanting ends and sins begin.
With fingers dipped in midnight wine,
A masterpiece that tempts the fall,
Each curve composed by his design.
He frames her with a lover’s gaze,
No brush, just breath across her skin,
A gallery of slow malaise
Where wanting ends and sins begin.
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Quick selfie! Out here in 40 degree weather! Great way to start my morning 💓
#pnw #wamodel #goodmorning #nudemodel #artnude
#pnw #wamodel #goodmorning #nudemodel #artnude
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Quick selfie! Out here in 40 degree weather! Great way to start my morning 💓
#pnw #wamodel #goodmorning #nudemodel #artnude
#pnw #wamodel #goodmorning #nudemodel #artnude
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
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So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
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While everyone's talking about sexuality as a rebellion this morning I'd like to add:
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
While everyone's talking about sexuality as a rebellion this morning I'd like to add:
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
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Monnea.modeling (on IG) being nothing short of amazing!
If you like it, share it.
#woman #nude #nudeart #sensual #body #sensuality #beauty #artnude #model #beautiful #naked #fineart #erotic #artisticnude
If you like it, share it.
#woman #nude #nudeart #sensual #body #sensuality #beauty #artnude #model #beautiful #naked #fineart #erotic #artisticnude
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Monnea.modeling (on IG) being nothing short of amazing!
If you like it, share it.
#woman #nude #nudeart #sensual #body #sensuality #beauty #artnude #model #beautiful #naked #fineart #erotic #artisticnude
If you like it, share it.
#woman #nude #nudeart #sensual #body #sensuality #beauty #artnude #model #beautiful #naked #fineart #erotic #artisticnude
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The White House reveals their new logo.
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The White House reveals their new logo.
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He got the Speaker he wanted - a cuck who will sit in the corner and let him do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
He got the Speaker he wanted - a cuck who will sit in the corner and let him do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.
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Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
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Scarily accurate and genius!
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Scarily accurate and genius!
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Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
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