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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever do online dating (which I probably won't), I'm going to lead with: "can change the clock on the stove, fold a fitted sheet, and put a duvet cover on a duvet".

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

This is literally the sort of thing I am good for. I can sort out a duvet (any size, don't need help, will get lost in it for a bit but it'll be fine in the end), and I panic about overstaying my welcome so I don't linger and chat. Also high likelihood I arrive with baked goods.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

I made a face that can only be described as, "MNGGGERRRR!!!!"

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

@harecomedy.bsky.social This seems like the sort of thing you ought to be tagged in?

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, the temptation to travel to Te Wai Pounamu, visit the penguin nesting grounds, and do this for real.

(I will accept sponsors, I am poor and will curse a penguin in your name if you pay for my travel and accommodation.)

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

@larsum.com I knew this would be right up your street. Even though it's actually up Albert St in Hokowhitu, which is nowhere near where you live in any way at all.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

If the target is that high, would people even consider contributing?

If you could change someone else's life for a fraction of the cost it would take to change mine, would you even consider helping me?

I don't know if I deserve it, there are other people who need it more.

But also... I matter.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Just want to ask a question.

The thing that I: a queer, disabled, unable to work person genuinely needs - costs a six figure sum.

Not available in my country. No way of earning that kind of cash. I'd need to both travel and pay for private healthcare.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I saw this.

A really boring, and I cannot emphasise enough just how boring, greywacke rock (smooth, grey, exactly what you'd picture if you imagined an unexciting large smooth grey stone). Only this one has googly eyes stuck to it, and suddenly it has personality! Admittedly that personality is, "shit, I've got a personality, what the fuck do I do now?!" To be fair, that's probably better than being a shit bit of rock.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone seems to be doing this thing. I don't know if I should be doing this thing.

I am neurodivergent, queer, and often brutally honest.

If you ask me things you might regret it, but at least it will be anonymous.

Anonymous messages!

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe? Have you been staring at the skies looking for omens?

I was sceptical, but I've found that it is genuinely helpful while also being gentle for when you just can't. (You get rewarded for reflecting on why you need to postpone or skip goals.)

If you want the referral reward thing, just ask.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Currently writing a thing that has a trans woman in it, and she is literally the only stable person in the entire what-will-be novel. Also, she is not white and she does not pander to anyone. She is a bossy bitch to a bunch of people who need a bossy bitch to manage their lives, and I love her.

alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 1d

put trans women in your fiction. don’t be a fucking coward.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

As someone with ADHD (and autism, and a bunch of other shit) I highly recommend the Finch app. Cute birb? Tick. To do list you'll actually check and do things from? Tick. Halloween special event? Tick motherfucking tick!

Everyone is different so may not work for you, but always worth a try.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Pre-ADHD diagnosis, I discovered that the optimum ratio was 250mL energy drink (in my case V black) to three shots of espresso. It made me move superhumanly quickly and my mind focus on stuff and pay attention to it while absorbing it like a sponge being given water during a drought.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Currently having a minor existential crisis which will prevent me from submitting to this, or cause me to over-submit to this.

I know I'm not the only one, I have a fair idea of who follows me and I know you're all strange and doomed and at least partway insane.

At least get a poem out of it?

The Broken Spine @thebrokenspine.co.uk · 1d

Something Gothic this way comes… Submissions are OPEN for The Havisham Steps: Modern Gothic Poetry. We want poems of neon dread, fractured love, haunted minds.

Closing date: October 31st

#PoetrySubmissions #SubmissionWindow #TheHavishamSteps #ModernGothicPoetry

Something Gothic This Way Comes: Submit to The Havisham Steps: Modern Gothic Poetry - The Broken Spine

Submissions Open Throughout October 2025 | Publication in 2026

thebrokenspine.co.uk

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Sexy titles are overrated. I've attended multiple online talks where Sam has shared various bits and pieces of what's in this book, and they know what they're talking about and are talking about it in an incredibly interesting and accessible way.

Your academic discourse doesn't need tits and ass.

Dr Sam Hirst @romgothsam.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like the title of my book - Theology in the Early British and Irish Gothic - isn't very sexy or puts people off thinking 'well, I'm not interested in theology so... meh'.

But my books offers well researched challenges on key Gothic issues 1/

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

What if it was +1?

Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Literal definition of awesome? Opinion so amazing it's soundtracked by, "Also sprach Zarathustra," and everyone is overcome by your insight?

Strauss: Also sprach Zarathustra / Dudamel · Berliner Philharmoniker

YouTube video by Berliner Philharmoniker

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

That said, my sister is an ecologist so don't tell or I'll get a lecture. (Not the fun educational kind of lecture, the exasperated, "you ought to know better," kind)

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

They are hard to film because I always forget how FUCKING FAST they can be when they want to. I did talk to it and tell it I was filming it for you, though. And it did make a cute face at the camera, so probably that was the right move.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Technically an invasive pest in Aotearoa and we're not supposed to encourage them, but in my experience everyone thinks they're adorable. And in terms of invasive species destroying our native wildlife, they don't even make top ten.

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

How much do you think I could make if I formulated and marketed a dice curse removal spray?

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

I'm very suggestible and will point a camera at pretty much anything for pretty much anyone. I filmed a hedgehog for @romgothsam.bsky.social the other day because I saw the hedgehog and thought, "Sam will want to see the hedgehog!"

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Dorian David Leigh @notdoriangray.bsky.social · 1d

Rare is the instance where the truth is kind. Treasure it.

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 1d

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