Ali | سنودادي
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Wanderer in SE Asia with an endless stream of consciousness inner monologue. I recently learned how to pronounce "synecdoche" and may throw it about in conversation.
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Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
i think he's gonna start putting tariffs on the air coming in from CHY-NAH!
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i think he's gonna start putting tariffs on the air coming in from CHY-NAH!
Why did I think that the lyrics in “Shape of You” went “last night you were in my room, now my buttcheeks smell like you…”?
Received, to say the least.
Received, to say the least.
September 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why did I think that the lyrics in “Shape of You” went “last night you were in my room, now my buttcheeks smell like you…”?
Received, to say the least.
Received, to say the least.
Using ChatGPT to write a long form LinkedIn post about how AI isn’t going to replace humans is peak 2025.
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Using ChatGPT to write a long form LinkedIn post about how AI isn’t going to replace humans is peak 2025.
did anyone else watch #JurassicWorldRebirth and spot the subtle nods to Spielberg, including this shot (Raiders) and someone in the background shouting "we're gonna need a bigger crane"?
July 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
did anyone else watch #JurassicWorldRebirth and spot the subtle nods to Spielberg, including this shot (Raiders) and someone in the background shouting "we're gonna need a bigger crane"?
The more you look at what’s going on in this world, the more you realize that it’s being done to make sure that the meek do not inherit the earth.
June 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The more you look at what’s going on in this world, the more you realize that it’s being done to make sure that the meek do not inherit the earth.
Me realizing my secondary and tertiary personalities (which I use to hide away my primary personality) are exactly the same…
June 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me realizing my secondary and tertiary personalities (which I use to hide away my primary personality) are exactly the same…
White House press secretary is saying that there aren’t enough plumbers and electricians in America, and too many gay people keep getting into Harvard.
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
White House press secretary is saying that there aren’t enough plumbers and electricians in America, and too many gay people keep getting into Harvard.
LinkedIn posts be like:
I ate some bad shrimp and had two consecutive days of explosive diarrhea. Here's what it taught me about thought leadership in the B2B SaaS industry...
I ate some bad shrimp and had two consecutive days of explosive diarrhea. Here's what it taught me about thought leadership in the B2B SaaS industry...
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
LinkedIn posts be like:
I ate some bad shrimp and had two consecutive days of explosive diarrhea. Here's what it taught me about thought leadership in the B2B SaaS industry...
I ate some bad shrimp and had two consecutive days of explosive diarrhea. Here's what it taught me about thought leadership in the B2B SaaS industry...
25yo colleague at the office listening to what she calls a "nostalgia mix". First song on the list: Please don't stop the music. Second song: Moves like Jagger.
May 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
25yo colleague at the office listening to what she calls a "nostalgia mix". First song on the list: Please don't stop the music. Second song: Moves like Jagger.
Gonna appropriate white culture by pointing at an incorrigible man with my thumb and saying “get a load of this guy!”
May 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna appropriate white culture by pointing at an incorrigible man with my thumb and saying “get a load of this guy!”
Gonna appropriate American culture and ask for “cream” in my coffee when I actually mean “milk”.
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gonna appropriate American culture and ask for “cream” in my coffee when I actually mean “milk”.
Kid Rock showed up to the White House looking like the Budweiser bottle hooked up with 4th of July fireworks in the back of a pickup truck in the parking lot outside a Demolition Derby.
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Kid Rock showed up to the White House looking like the Budweiser bottle hooked up with 4th of July fireworks in the back of a pickup truck in the parking lot outside a Demolition Derby.
I don't usually let something from pop culture influence my vernacular, except when it's the girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party. She's solving progress, and if she doesn't, in 800 years, our children won't even be alive.
March 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I don't usually let something from pop culture influence my vernacular, except when it's the girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party. She's solving progress, and if she doesn't, in 800 years, our children won't even be alive.
gonna appropriate white culture by exclusively drinking IPAs and talking about tasting notes.
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
gonna appropriate white culture by exclusively drinking IPAs and talking about tasting notes.
Radiohead workshopping a comeback album....
March 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Radiohead workshopping a comeback album....
Sir Bob Geldof makes some great points; not the least of them is labeling Trump and Musk as "creeps.".
March 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sir Bob Geldof makes some great points; not the least of them is labeling Trump and Musk as "creeps.".
This. From the actual White House website. This.
March 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This. From the actual White House website. This.
Gonna appropriate white culture by finishing a task and saying “done-zo”.
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gonna appropriate white culture by finishing a task and saying “done-zo”.
I frequently see stray dogs crossing the streets of Phnom Penh when the cars come to a halt because of traffic lights, and it makes me wonder… do the dogs think the traffic is stopping for them? Cos that’s adorable!!!
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I frequently see stray dogs crossing the streets of Phnom Penh when the cars come to a halt because of traffic lights, and it makes me wonder… do the dogs think the traffic is stopping for them? Cos that’s adorable!!!
gonna appropriate white culture by wearing New Balance sneakers and picking up my phone and saying "yello" cheerfully.
March 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
gonna appropriate white culture by wearing New Balance sneakers and picking up my phone and saying "yello" cheerfully.
Monday: Met this girl
Tuesday: Took her for a drink
Wednesday: Made love
Thursday: Made love
Friday: Made love
Saturday: Made love
Sunday: Chilled
Tuesday: Took her for a drink
Wednesday: Made love
Thursday: Made love
Friday: Made love
Saturday: Made love
Sunday: Chilled
February 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Monday: Met this girl
Tuesday: Took her for a drink
Wednesday: Made love
Thursday: Made love
Friday: Made love
Saturday: Made love
Sunday: Chilled
Tuesday: Took her for a drink
Wednesday: Made love
Thursday: Made love
Friday: Made love
Saturday: Made love
Sunday: Chilled
The word “saves” doing a lot of heavy lifting here
February 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The word “saves” doing a lot of heavy lifting here
signed up for a 3-month trial of YouTube Premium. My attitude for the next quarter be like:
February 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
signed up for a 3-month trial of YouTube Premium. My attitude for the next quarter be like:
it's valentine's day... did I wake up to a sweet message from my beloved? no. but did my supplier send me a timely offer? yes. yes. a thousand times yes.
February 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
it's valentine's day... did I wake up to a sweet message from my beloved? no. but did my supplier send me a timely offer? yes. yes. a thousand times yes.