not_jeff
@notjeff.bsky.social
🍉🎶✨🔭🪴📚💅🏼 28 they/them📍Boston
if you know me… now you know me better 💋
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
if you know me… now you know me better 💋
⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ (DMs always open)
okay so the cropped tee lewk goes crazy!! (amongst other things, ofc)
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
okay so the cropped tee lewk goes crazy!! (amongst other things, ofc)
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The fact that my book posts get more attention than my nudes is so telling.
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The fact that my book posts get more attention than my nudes is so telling.
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one of the weirdest feelings to describe is how I feel to this day when someone (man or woman) (no matter how well intended) will find out that a girl had a crush on me or finds/found me good looking and they’ll like … laugh and say something to the effect of “you? but you’re so gay”
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
one of the weirdest feelings to describe is how I feel to this day when someone (man or woman) (no matter how well intended) will find out that a girl had a crush on me or finds/found me good looking and they’ll like … laugh and say something to the effect of “you? but you’re so gay”
need somebody who not only tolerates my anxious rambling, but yearns for the secrets that version of myself exposes with such ease
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
need somebody who not only tolerates my anxious rambling, but yearns for the secrets that version of myself exposes with such ease
i’ve been saying this for years
Forget about sloopy joes, let’s have sloppy Jeff’s
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i’ve been saying this for years
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Forget about sloopy joes, let’s have sloppy Jeff’s
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Forget about sloopy joes, let’s have sloppy Jeff’s
okay that sound bite was crazy i’m so sorry i had to try it lmao
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
okay that sound bite was crazy i’m so sorry i had to try it lmao
if i’m gunna be seconds at least let them be sloppy
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
if i’m gunna be seconds at least let them be sloppy
come back to Boston, but don’t make me your second stop this time😘💋
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
come back to Boston, but don’t make me your second stop this time😘💋
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I can do it raw (parallel park with no backup camera)
January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I can do it raw (parallel park with no backup camera)
no quote credit in the post is criminal
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
no quote credit in the post is criminal
just met my first oomfie irl, suddenly you internet boyfriends feel real 😌🫶🏼
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
just met my first oomfie irl, suddenly you internet boyfriends feel real 😌🫶🏼
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What it’s like living in America rn:
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
What it’s like living in America rn:
urgent Chikorita update
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
urgent Chikorita update
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
merry crisis, i totaled my car yesterday but mom found me a lego Chikorita set so everything’s going to be okay 😌
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keep your friends close and your birria tacos closer
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
keep your friends close and your birria tacos closer
Destin Daniel Cretton directed/produced/wrote the fuck outta Shang Chi!!! i’m so excited to see what he gives us in Wonder Man and Brand New Day!
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Destin Daniel Cretton directed/produced/wrote the fuck outta Shang Chi!!! i’m so excited to see what he gives us in Wonder Man and Brand New Day!
finally, we’re asking the important questions
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
finally, we’re asking the important questions
look at the rebound on that thing! 🫣🤭
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
look at the rebound on that thing! 🫣🤭
who up heating they rivalry?
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
who up heating they rivalry?
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first
can’t sleep now, but at least i read the books first