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@notkala.bsky.social
attorney | chronically online | big brother obsessed | pop culture enthusiast | expert yapper ๐Ÿฆ‹
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kala @notkala.bsky.social ยท Jul 8
Bringing over my yearly disclaimer post from the other app. For all of my non-BB mutuals, please save yourself from being annoyed by me and mute #bb27 now because I post a lottt so you will hate me if you donโ€™t. And I promise to use the hashtag 98% of the time so nothing clogs up your skyline ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
Thank you!!! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅฐ
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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@notkala.bsky.social I hope your birthday is as terrific as you!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Thank you so much Chivon! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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@notkala.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays to you, my beautiful friend! ๐ŸŽ‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ahh thank you Carey!!! And happy belated birthday to you โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Happy Birthday @notkala.bsky.social
The world better spoil you today!!!
LOVE YOU๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
a happy birthday card with a penguin and a cake
Alt: a happy birthday card with a penguin and a cake
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yes. He cooked it and then froze it apparently
October 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ty ty ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Apparently if you donโ€™t like the taste of protein powder this is somehow better? ๐Ÿฅด
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Theyโ€™re not lonely enough
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Iโ€™m honored!
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Lmao @ derogatory. Iโ€™m genuinely horrified is this really what citizens of Denver are like?
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Iโ€™m late but
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A crystal light and frozen chicken smoothie in place of a protein shakeโ€ฆ. #LoveIsBlind
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yes but donโ€™t go in watching it in a serious way just think of it as satire ๐Ÿ˜ญ I genuinely feel bad for Edmond but also extremely icked out at the same time
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: โ€œAnd, if you didnโ€™t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!โ€
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This season of Love Is Blind is actually insane wtf did I just watch lmaooo
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I like the way you think
a man and a woman are standing next to each other
Alt: BB27 Ashley dancing
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can we get hats? Maybe jackets?
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
From never checking socials to keeping up with multiple platforms daily, we appreciate you making time for us ๐Ÿค
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And making it about how her heart is broken instead of the actual people she just condemned ๐Ÿ™„
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Used nitter just to see what was happening over there and immediately saw an annoying tweet but then I also saw my old moots dragging the person and now Iโ€™m emo ๐Ÿคง
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sometimes if youโ€™re getting jumped on that place itโ€™s unjustified, but sometimes itโ€™s for good reason and maybe he should use that time to reflect instead of jumping from platform to platform looking for a โ€œsafe spaceโ€ idk
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh so weโ€™re gonna be the place people come to after they get dragged on twitter now. Got it #bbsky
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM