I saw an ad online for elegant grills. Grills like gold and diamond fake teeth that rip open your lips and make you bleed all over the place at the least opportune times so that you look like typhoid f****** Mary with blood coming from your mouth. Is that elegant now? Cuz it seems kind of trashy
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I saw an ad online for elegant grills. Grills like gold and diamond fake teeth that rip open your lips and make you bleed all over the place at the least opportune times so that you look like typhoid f****** Mary with blood coming from your mouth. Is that elegant now? Cuz it seems kind of trashy
Someone I'd barely talk to you, like I try and he never responds just messaged me asking what I do at the fox theater. Like b****, how did you know I work at the fox theater? Makes me think people are sitting around talking about me like I'm a celebrity.
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Someone I'd barely talk to you, like I try and he never responds just messaged me asking what I do at the fox theater. Like b****, how did you know I work at the fox theater? Makes me think people are sitting around talking about me like I'm a celebrity.
Is anyone else suddenly getting 30 or 40 emails a day about iCloud storage? I don't even have an iCloud storage account. Obviously it's a scam but why all of a sudden and why so much?
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is anyone else suddenly getting 30 or 40 emails a day about iCloud storage? I don't even have an iCloud storage account. Obviously it's a scam but why all of a sudden and why so much?
Diddy never had respect on his name. He had money on it to crush or intimidate people, to rip people off, to be a third wheel and an unwelcome entity in the industry repeatedly, but he never had respect on his name. That's probably why he changed it so many times.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Diddy never had respect on his name. He had money on it to crush or intimidate people, to rip people off, to be a third wheel and an unwelcome entity in the industry repeatedly, but he never had respect on his name. That's probably why he changed it so many times.
David Fincher saying Jake Gyllenhaal was "distracted" during Zodiac and a "bad actor" for it but saying it as: being nibbled by ducks, not smart ducks. They got in his vision and it was hard to hit the fastball"
...what? Your speaking is just as longwinded as your fucking films and makes less sense
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
David Fincher saying Jake Gyllenhaal was "distracted" during Zodiac and a "bad actor" for it but saying it as: being nibbled by ducks, not smart ducks. They got in his vision and it was hard to hit the fastball"
...what? Your speaking is just as longwinded as your fucking films and makes less sense
I hate that people, women, refuse to acknowledge that johnny depp lost 12 court cases of domestic violence against amber heard because he won one defamation case against her. He was proven guilty 12 times of domestic violence with his gappy teeth and drug addled brain. She wasn't found guilty of 1.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I hate that people, women, refuse to acknowledge that johnny depp lost 12 court cases of domestic violence against amber heard because he won one defamation case against her. He was proven guilty 12 times of domestic violence with his gappy teeth and drug addled brain. She wasn't found guilty of 1.
One of the only reasons I look forward to January is to get all of the Spotify and Pandora and whatever top five or top 10 lists the f*** out of my face every single day. Nobody cares if you listened to 4,336 hours of the wicked soundtrack or willie nelson bops.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One of the only reasons I look forward to January is to get all of the Spotify and Pandora and whatever top five or top 10 lists the f*** out of my face every single day. Nobody cares if you listened to 4,336 hours of the wicked soundtrack or willie nelson bops.
Somebody called me a boot licking Nazi for pointing out that them saying Israel should be bombed into submission is genocide and that you can't be Pro genocide for Israel and against genocide for Palestine because either you're Pro genocide or you aren't. It can't be for specific places.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Somebody called me a boot licking Nazi for pointing out that them saying Israel should be bombed into submission is genocide and that you can't be Pro genocide for Israel and against genocide for Palestine because either you're Pro genocide or you aren't. It can't be for specific places.
Not Diddy, from jail, complaining and trying to sue about a documentary that he made of himself having some of the footage released against his will. While he's in prison. For sex trafficking and raping minors. What, is he afraid the documentary is going to make him look poorly? From jail?
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not Diddy, from jail, complaining and trying to sue about a documentary that he made of himself having some of the footage released against his will. While he's in prison. For sex trafficking and raping minors. What, is he afraid the documentary is going to make him look poorly? From jail?
My favorite public interaction is when somebody does something on purpose to screw you over, even something small like cutting in front of you when you've been waiting with your signal on, and then they tell you to calm down like they weren't wrong. Calm down? I will slash your tires.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My favorite public interaction is when somebody does something on purpose to screw you over, even something small like cutting in front of you when you've been waiting with your signal on, and then they tell you to calm down like they weren't wrong. Calm down? I will slash your tires.
I commented on an insta video of a guy crying and throwing a tantrum in the snow because the Red Wings lost in a shootout yesterday saying to grow up and get a hobby and the amount of men saying women just don't understand Sports is insane. I literally work for the Detroit Red wings. He's crying.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I commented on an insta video of a guy crying and throwing a tantrum in the snow because the Red Wings lost in a shootout yesterday saying to grow up and get a hobby and the amount of men saying women just don't understand Sports is insane. I literally work for the Detroit Red wings. He's crying.
Got my gravy boat! I know it's just good marketing to make me want all of the Centennial Red Wings items but it's working and I'm having a good time with it!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got my gravy boat! I know it's just good marketing to make me want all of the Centennial Red Wings items but it's working and I'm having a good time with it!
Heard a rumor that the comedy club I worked in might be failing and closing by the end of February and after the manager's psychopath wife threatened my life and career causing me to quit I knew that place was going to fall apart without me. I just didn't think it would be so soon.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Heard a rumor that the comedy club I worked in might be failing and closing by the end of February and after the manager's psychopath wife threatened my life and career causing me to quit I knew that place was going to fall apart without me. I just didn't think it would be so soon.
I always side with caution at a potluck and bring a vegetarian dish so at least i know i have something. Today my hub finally caught on as to why i get uppity about that because our soup was the only soup at the soup party that i could soup. Everything else, inc one bread, had meat. Vindicated!
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I always side with caution at a potluck and bring a vegetarian dish so at least i know i have something. Today my hub finally caught on as to why i get uppity about that because our soup was the only soup at the soup party that i could soup. Everything else, inc one bread, had meat. Vindicated!
Some sweet kids are walking with rakes asking to collect leaves for pay. I said I didn't have cash and they said that's okay, we can still do it and I offered them snacks and they lit the fuck up like snacks are better!
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Some sweet kids are walking with rakes asking to collect leaves for pay. I said I didn't have cash and they said that's okay, we can still do it and I offered them snacks and they lit the fuck up like snacks are better!