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If I have to watch another season of Alec Bohm “”””protecting”””” Bryce Harper I will be distraught.
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can’t fucking WAIT to have to trade for an outfielder again at the trade deadline. Another Dave Dumbrowski master class off season.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me rn
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Welcome To Derry goes out with a bang
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Teacher says “every time Pete Carroll looks sad on the sidelines, an angel gets his wings”
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Sure Jalen looked good and the eagles won but I still think Jalen should be benched, what do you think? Phone lines are open”
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
WIP getting crushed by the national media and locally by fans on social media. You love to see it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Step right up and leave the Mets
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
While I’m still extremely annoyed with the Phillies and pessimistic on their future, I’m very glad they resigned Kyle.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s always very funny to me when media members as a collective get butthurt any time an athlete brushes one of them off.

I can’t believe Justin Herbert doesn’t want to waste his time telling the reporter it felt good to win the game!!1
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s never been more over #Eagles
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Yearly reminder that Uncle Frank from Home Alone is one of the biggest pieces of shit in the history of cinema.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Spike Eskin
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Let’s go, expansion update in Fallout 76. Can’t wait to play—and the servers are down. Woooo.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bartender said if it wasn’t for my beard she’d think I was 17
a sign that says i 'm thankful for you with a cornucopia of pumpkins
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media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
ITS ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHESSSSSSSS
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If this loss gets Kevin Patullo fired than the Eagles/Bears alliance will be an all time meme
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fuck Kevin Patullo
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
GOATs Black Friday was terrible this year.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Can’t get tricked into listening to AI music if you’re washed and don’t listen to new music
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
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media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So GOATs Black Friday deals really suck this year?
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Another banger for Welcome To Derry
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I hope AJ Brown makes it REAL fucking uncomfortable this week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s 2023 all over again.

The collapse won’t be as bad but this team is gonna get destroyed in the playoffs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Feels like a loss lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM