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Sami
@notsamy.bsky.social
Shit posting <3333

She/her
is it really an american show if they don’t have random israeli propaganda
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reposted by Sami
Leaving the house is so stressful
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
do mothers get a masterclass in guilt tripping when they have children
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
watching a boy show and enjoying myself
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
just finished a take home assessment and just got emailed another one
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this is killing me
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
trump after Zohran smiled at him
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Don’t make fun of her, that could be you 🥺”…excluding family and charity i’ve spent $0 on men…not even coffee so idk how i would give 50k to a man
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Bill just sent him a dick pic mid function and he’s tryna act natural
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
it’s like she’s in my brain sometimes i just love her open.spotify.com/track/1vbnYO...
Bravado
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
noodles n co really give you pieces of tire meat and call it a steak 🙄
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
when the interviewer asks what’s my name
a man in a white hat is standing in front of a truck with the hood open .
ALT: a man in a white hat is standing in front of a truck with the hood open .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
my family coming to talk to me anytime they see me locking in
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
recruiter who ignored my emails last year reaching out about it a new,exciting position that’s perfect for me
a man is talking on a cell phone while sitting in front of a picture .
ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone while sitting in front of a picture .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
spotify just said i was in the top 1% noah kahn listeners
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
just worked 10 minutes straight without touching my phone
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
feel so dumb, pathetic and useless and i have an interview tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“why do you apply for jobs you’re not qualified for?” well the ones i am qualified for and even junior positions aren’t getting back to me so why not
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
recruiter looked at my Linkedin and then forwarded me an updated meeting link with video enabled…he thinks i’m a bot
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
no tf i won’t
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
mac just updated against my will…where is my launchpad??
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
three meetings on my calendar rn so just to be fair i’m not going to any
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the jobs in my handshake dms are quite frankly insulting, does recruiting not require any skills??
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
just found out i’ll have 5 credit cards next year when i only wanted 3…
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i wonder what it would be like to have a male hormone system
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM