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@nottherealsimon44.bsky.social

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They/he/fae. 29. Polyam house husband. 18+ content will happen occasionally Long live the Wyvern King!

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Sep 1

purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Devin - Lightbox! @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · Aug 22

My Neighbor Demon-Tiger

A digitally painted fanart of Kpop Demon Hunters. Rumi, a Korean pop star in her early 20s, stands under a yellow umbrella in the pouring rain outside a glowing corner store. Next to her is the silly blue tiger derpy, sitting in the wet street with no umbrella. The tiny, six-eyed bird Sussie sits on top of Derpy's head with a tiny red umbrella. The colors skew toward a glowing magenta.

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 24

Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 9

Can't afford the real thing so I'm doing it myself

#gravityfalls #journal3

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Lemon 💖💜💙 @lemonbasilisk.bsky.social · Aug 7

hello lovelies!

just a gentle reminder that if you have "proship dni" in your profile, you probably DO NOT want to follow me!

✌

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Shushara in blue @nektoshur.bsky.social · May 30

they was robbed so badly!

but it's for a good purpose. Mermaids need to support trade and market relations with seagulls

#mermay #mermay2025 #gravityfalls #gravityfallsfanart #seagrunks #stanfordpines #stanleypines

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 7

☁️ @tidaldream.bsky.social · Jul 12

🔞 #bottomstanweek Day 1: Jewelry

Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 6

"it's so fucked" The highest praise a man can receive on his fanfic idea 👌😂

#gravityfalls #stanpines #fordpines

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 4

Also yes, he likes men lol

Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 3

God I love this senior citizen
#gravityfalls #stanpines

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 2

Sometimes people cant love morally complex characters cause they remind them too much of someone that hurt them. I cant love Catra cause she reminds me too much of my abusive brother. Cant love Ford Pines for similar reasons. And thats ok. Not everybodys gotta love the same characters. Just be nice.

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🩸vex🩸 @femmevampire.bsky.social · Aug 2

I ❤️ fat women and I also ❤️ hairy women

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Aug 1

When a favorite creator likes your comment 👌

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Marlena Graves MDiv, PhD @marlenagraves.bsky.social · Jul 30

The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Jul 31

Part 2

Carl Fredricksen, Up

#up #fuckterfs

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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · Jul 30

It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.

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Not the Real Simon 🏳️‍⚧️ @nottherealsimon44.bsky.social · Jul 31

Part 1

Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park

#ianmalcom #jurassicpark #fuckterfs

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Adahop ⛩ 神の道 @adahop.com · Jul 10

What lovely eyeliner! 🥰🦎

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Adahop ⛩ 神の道 @adahop.com · Jul 14

I was taking photos of this lizard last night and I am OBSESSED with how ethereal these are turning out. The lighting and atmosphere came across so interesting on-camera!

Other than basic adjustments these aren't retouched. 😍🤩