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I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything
Ray Ray's Pet Spa and Wonder Emporium
I've never had skunks. The raccoons have carried the bowl off a couple of times, but not far.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ope. Looks like another wee possum with lighter coloring. This will be Shinobu.
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
My calendar reminder to mail these popped up on Monday, which is good, because I forgot about them. Anyway, I just got a 'OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣' text.
I've learned about the 'Selena pants' at Walmart and I'm absolutely sending a pair to my bestie as a joke w/this picture and a note that just says, "Uno...dos...tres...quatro." The last time I sent her a random package it was a giant pillow shaped like bread, so this should make more sense.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The tastebuds nyc guys got all the folks together from the 12 restaurants they've visited so far. 😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Bad Luck - Shovels & Rope
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
New bio?
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Still need to have their asses wiped by an adult and be told that they're special precious boys every second of every day or a crime is being committed.
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Cops never beating the allegations of being the whiniest of fucking whiny babies.
The GOP bill sponsor says that filming a police officer within 25 feet could now be a crime under his bill, constituting harassing an officer with the intent of causing “substantial emotional distress.”
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I know there are far more important grievances in our current world, but someone explain to me like I'm 5 why if the cart return has 2 rows - 1 line of big carts and 1 line of small carts - this asshole walks over and shoves a big cart in the small cart row.
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Well, the kid yesterday said they'd be here maybe 45 mins today, so I brought the dogs home, but the older guy was back and he was here for over 3 hours, so the dogs were unamused to be stuck upstairs so long.
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I am ready for this work to be done for multiple reasons, but the main one is that I've gotten up before 8:00 3 days in a row, and this shit is hell.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Jobs are dumb. I don't want to have one anymore.
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Yeah, my possums tend to tip the bowl over. The raccoons scoot it around the porch though.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Whenever the bowl is moved across the porch, it means two raccoons have been here. Because one inevitably tries to play keep away with the other one.
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I used Julius Schnurr & Sons for the plaster and ceiling. The company has been around over 100 years, and we've had a couple family members work there. It was two weeks from the day I called to when they started the work.
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Being an adult is bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I had plaster repaired and ceiling damage fixed. I'll paint myself. I need the deck replaced. That's on my list.
My upstairs carpet and downstairs hardwood need to be replaced/refinished, but that would involve too much furniture moving, so I'm not dealing with it currently.
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I'm still going with Maggie Lawson even though she only attended through her sophomore year, and was largely remote for that.
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by RAF
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
They're finishing up plaster work tomorrow. I'm excited to pick out new paint colors. Already ordered some new furniture items for the dining room. Once the paint is done in the living room I'm finally getting the couch I've needed for 4 mos. Can't believe I've owned this house 18 yrs. What is time?
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Wow! I know a group of folks who ride for KA and I know none of them made this. 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
He had not had the most recent vaccine yet, so fingers and toes crossed for you. I did have a nasty upper respiratory infection last month so there's plenty of other crud making the rounds.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Not to scare you, but my brother tested positive for Covid yesterday with many of these symptoms, including the not able to consume enough water.
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I'm so sorry to hear this. Condolences to your whole family. Take care of yourselves.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
T would like everyone to know that while he missed me, and he's beyond happy to be home, he cannot condone me singing Deborah Cox in the car on the way here.

No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Nooooo
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM