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Not the RTÉ News
@notthertenews.bsky.social
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Raidió Teilifís Éireann but 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂. Surprisingly, no affiliation with the actual RTÉ News.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jul 14
"During a perfectly innocent exchange regarding recovery supplements, I momentarily lost grip of my phone and accidentally sent a photograph of my exposed lower half to Ms. Azealia Banks..."
Conor McGregor reading apology note
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jul 11
Never forget...
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jul 2
I honestly give up...
Screenshot of a person tweeting "When has the IDF killed civilians?" with a picture of Cillian Murphy looking vexed with a mini Guinness as the quote tweet
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jul 1
BREAKING: Taoiseach announces plans to convert GPO into Europe's largest Boojum
Micheál Martin next to the GPO with Boojum signage
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jul 1
BREAKING: British government warns that anti-IDF chants at Glastonbury could radicalize people into not bombing hospitals
Kier Starmer and Bob Vylan
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jun 20
To the confused Americans in the replies. You are aware that countries (other than your own) have presidential elections right?
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jun 20
What has you confused?
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jun 19
Heck of a compliment, thank you! ✨
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jun 19
BREAKING: When asked about footage of him assaulting a man in an Ibiza nightclub, presidential hopeful Conor McGregor replied:

“FUCK OFF. I’LL KILL YOU. GIVE ME COCAINE.”
Photo of Conor McGregor crossed with an image of him assaulting a man in a nightclub.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · May 22
BREAKING: British Government reminds public that posing with a flag is "terrorism" and that arming a genocide is "robust foreign policy"
Mo Chara and Keir Starmer
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Apr 29
BREAKING: Government confirm that beefing with rap groups will remain a top priority ahead of minor concerns such as the housing crisis
Side by side of Kneecap and Micheál Martin.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Apr 28
BREAKING: "Horrified" Micheál Martin attends Kneecap gig
Micheál Martin at a Kneecap gig in a bulletproof vest.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Mar 14
Homer sitting on his car while Michael D. Higgins illuminates the sky.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Mar 14
BREAKING: Burke family confuse American police with game of invisible twister
Isaac Burke put on his arse Ammi Burke being dragged.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Mar 12
BREAKING: Micheál Martin meets Vice President JD Vance for breakfast in Washington
A photo of Micheál Martin and JD Vance completely unedited
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Mar 8
"There'll be no horseplay then, I'll tell the goys"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Feb 27
A picture of an awkward looking Micheál Martin with the caption "Look at my Taoiseach dawg, I'm so cooked 😭😭😭"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Feb 20
Pedro Pascal on the Luas (which is a completely free mode of transportation)
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jan 16
A fake ad with the headline "They Cut His Mic After He Spoke The Truth" alongside a photo of Gerry Hannan and Frank McCourt
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jan 16
The ads on twitter are getting out of control
A fake ad with an Irish Independent headline reading "Simon Harris's Dirty Little Secret Will Shock You" along with a photo of Simon Harris and Jimmy Saville
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jan 7
Gerry Adams photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987)
Andrew Garfield* photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987)
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Jan 6
BREAKING: Robbie Keane set to become the new manager of the North Korean National Team
Robbie Keane side by side with the flag of North Korea
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Dec 24
It's tough out here
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Dec 24
Text message from a contact labeled 'The Grinch from Dundalk' with a message reading "I'm gonna rob all your presents so I am."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · Dec 6
my festive ass watching Patrick Kielty get bullied by children for two hours straight

#LateLateToyShow
Cillian Murphy covered in Xmas decorations with a pint and a caption saying "class"
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