It’s not a holiday season without me sweating through my shirt in Penn Station.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s not a holiday season without me sweating through my shirt in Penn Station.
Me: Why doesn’t anyone trust me with the aux.
* All of my friends pointing to this and my bardcore playlist *
youtu.be/_lLV_YK0m-Y?...
* All of my friends pointing to this and my bardcore playlist *
youtu.be/_lLV_YK0m-Y?...
If Carol of the Bells (Shchedryk) was composed in the Baroque period (hurdy-gurdy instrumental)
YouTube video by Michalina Malisz
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: Why doesn’t anyone trust me with the aux.
* All of my friends pointing to this and my bardcore playlist *
youtu.be/_lLV_YK0m-Y?...
* All of my friends pointing to this and my bardcore playlist *
youtu.be/_lLV_YK0m-Y?...
It’s almost the holidays so my advice is:
Don’t answer that fucking text. Life isn’t a Christmas Carol. Leave that candle headed child in the past.
Don’t answer that fucking text. Life isn’t a Christmas Carol. Leave that candle headed child in the past.
a stuffed animal is standing in front of a brick building wearing a scarf and a jacket .
ALT: a stuffed animal is standing in front of a brick building wearing a scarf and a jacket .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s almost the holidays so my advice is:
Don’t answer that fucking text. Life isn’t a Christmas Carol. Leave that candle headed child in the past.
Don’t answer that fucking text. Life isn’t a Christmas Carol. Leave that candle headed child in the past.
Considering I only switched to Tidal in September this is a solid showing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Considering I only switched to Tidal in September this is a solid showing.
Looks like someone forgot to get the conservative nonprofits to buy books to juice the numbers.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Looks like someone forgot to get the conservative nonprofits to buy books to juice the numbers.
It has become clear to me that all the A.I. dudes are just the dumb version of medieval monks who kept doing necromancy to try to talk to ancient greek philosophers.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It has become clear to me that all the A.I. dudes are just the dumb version of medieval monks who kept doing necromancy to try to talk to ancient greek philosophers.
I have an MFA you can’t get me to read Olivia Nuzzi’s work. I had to listen to a guy dressed as a bomb make weird noises for 20 minutes to learn about Modernism and Dadaism.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have an MFA you can’t get me to read Olivia Nuzzi’s work. I had to listen to a guy dressed as a bomb make weird noises for 20 minutes to learn about Modernism and Dadaism.
Listen, it’s cold so my opinion is cozy sweaters are unisex.
A lovely cable knit knows no gender.
A lovely cable knit knows no gender.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Listen, it’s cold so my opinion is cozy sweaters are unisex.
A lovely cable knit knows no gender.
A lovely cable knit knows no gender.
*Randomly gets recommended a Love and Deep Space video*
Me: … I have not seen this level of horny since the old fanfiction.net days.
Ah, the Dom Doctor and Mafia Dragon appear to be the most popular. I get it.
Me: … I have not seen this level of horny since the old fanfiction.net days.
Ah, the Dom Doctor and Mafia Dragon appear to be the most popular. I get it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*Randomly gets recommended a Love and Deep Space video*
Me: … I have not seen this level of horny since the old fanfiction.net days.
Ah, the Dom Doctor and Mafia Dragon appear to be the most popular. I get it.
Me: … I have not seen this level of horny since the old fanfiction.net days.
Ah, the Dom Doctor and Mafia Dragon appear to be the most popular. I get it.
I switched to Tidal recently (I know, I know) and it sending me my top artists each month is very revealing.
Namely, my middle aged ass loves Remi Wolf and I really did wear out “Cinderella”.
Namely, my middle aged ass loves Remi Wolf and I really did wear out “Cinderella”.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I switched to Tidal recently (I know, I know) and it sending me my top artists each month is very revealing.
Namely, my middle aged ass loves Remi Wolf and I really did wear out “Cinderella”.
Namely, my middle aged ass loves Remi Wolf and I really did wear out “Cinderella”.
I am so full…
*sees milk bread dinner rolls*
Okay, just one.
*sees milk bread dinner rolls*
Okay, just one.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am so full…
*sees milk bread dinner rolls*
Okay, just one.
*sees milk bread dinner rolls*
Okay, just one.
I did a Thanksgiving kit this year and I regret to inform you I recommend it for small gatherings.
Now, I am off to have a nap before dessert and cocoa.
Now, I am off to have a nap before dessert and cocoa.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I did a Thanksgiving kit this year and I regret to inform you I recommend it for small gatherings.
Now, I am off to have a nap before dessert and cocoa.
Now, I am off to have a nap before dessert and cocoa.
Anywho it’s time for booze in hot chocolate and coffee.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Anywho it’s time for booze in hot chocolate and coffee.
My hot take is that pies are better than cake and that a selection of little pastries is better than a single dessert.
I also will take the after dinner espresso with whatever your preferred anise liqueur is over a Bailey’s.
Unless there’s Drambuie then I’ll take that in black coffee.
I also will take the after dinner espresso with whatever your preferred anise liqueur is over a Bailey’s.
Unless there’s Drambuie then I’ll take that in black coffee.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My hot take is that pies are better than cake and that a selection of little pastries is better than a single dessert.
I also will take the after dinner espresso with whatever your preferred anise liqueur is over a Bailey’s.
Unless there’s Drambuie then I’ll take that in black coffee.
I also will take the after dinner espresso with whatever your preferred anise liqueur is over a Bailey’s.
Unless there’s Drambuie then I’ll take that in black coffee.
One of the interesting things I have observed about pandemic couples is just how many of them got married because it seemed like it was the next step and how many of them are realizing they don’t actually want to be together now the world has changed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
One of the interesting things I have observed about pandemic couples is just how many of them got married because it seemed like it was the next step and how many of them are realizing they don’t actually want to be together now the world has changed.
Ahh NYC where when it is 50 degrees people dress for both a balmy soccer game in September and a blizzard.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ahh NYC where when it is 50 degrees people dress for both a balmy soccer game in September and a blizzard.
In Heathrow vibing to 90’s club electronica.
“Better off alone” by DJ Alice surrounded by luxury stores is interesting.
“Better off alone” by DJ Alice surrounded by luxury stores is interesting.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Heathrow vibing to 90’s club electronica.
“Better off alone” by DJ Alice surrounded by luxury stores is interesting.
“Better off alone” by DJ Alice surrounded by luxury stores is interesting.
Man, I love a weird tiny airport. Everyone is so happy to have something to do and someone to chat to!
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Man, I love a weird tiny airport. Everyone is so happy to have something to do and someone to chat to!
It’s a very weird time to be a lapsed Catholic who minored in religion.
… like this would get you all sort of smited in the old days.
… like this would get you all sort of smited in the old days.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s a very weird time to be a lapsed Catholic who minored in religion.
… like this would get you all sort of smited in the old days.
… like this would get you all sort of smited in the old days.
Me confused in a town that has cell phone reception for the first time in a week:
… a second Clinton blowie has hit the tower?
… a second Clinton blowie has hit the tower?
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me confused in a town that has cell phone reception for the first time in a week:
… a second Clinton blowie has hit the tower?
… a second Clinton blowie has hit the tower?
Someone’s still putting bread in the tabernacle.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone’s still putting bread in the tabernacle.
Every historical site in Scotland:
Please, mind your head.
Me, 5’1: It’s my time to shine!
Please, mind your head.
Me, 5’1: It’s my time to shine!
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Every historical site in Scotland:
Please, mind your head.
Me, 5’1: It’s my time to shine!
Please, mind your head.
Me, 5’1: It’s my time to shine!
The door to Fort Augustus lighthouse.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The door to Fort Augustus lighthouse.
*Scotland The Brave plays at deafening volume*
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*Scotland The Brave plays at deafening volume*