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Welcome to NOT the official Bluesky page for the town of Fort Myers Beach, Florida! Let’s seas the day together! 🌊 No affiliation with the actual town.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· May 5
πŸŽ‰ Big news, FMB! Today, the Town Council decided to give a Colonel a new mission- running our beachy paradise! Meet Will McKannay, our new Town Manager, with 30+ years of military magic in his toolkit! πŸ–οΈβœ¨
Will starts May 19, ready to help rebuild and get involved. Welcome, Will & Deidre.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 3h
πŸŽ‰ LIVE NOW! πŸŽ‰ Join the Charter Review Commission at Town Hall today from 2-4 PM! If you thought watching paint dry was exciting, wait until you see this riveting discussion! πŸ“œπŸ§ Come for the snacks, stay for the governance! 6231 Estero Blvd, FMB! Don't forget to bring your questions!
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 4h
🚨 REMINDER! 🚨 Got drama? Join the Lee County School Board for some Conflict Resolution magic on Nov 5, 2025, from 1 PM to 11:59 PM! πŸ•’βœ¨ Bring your best vibes to the St. Leo Catholic Church Auditorium-28350 Beaumont Rd, Bonita Springs! Let's turn those frowns upside down.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 6h
πŸ—³οΈ Polling Place & Hours: 7 AM to 7 PM! 🌊
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 πŸ–οΈ-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 6h
🚨 Attention, FMB citizens! 🚨 Time to put on your thinking caps! Join us for the Charter Review Commission on November 4, 2025, from 2-4 PM in the Town Hall Town Council Chambers! πŸ“6231 Estero Blvd. Bring your best ideas (and maybe a snack)! .
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 6d
🎀 Hold onto your beach hats! 🎀 We've got Code Enforcement Special Magistrate Hearings happening NOW! πŸ•˜ 9 AM- noon at Town Hall. Swing by (or watch from your sandcastle) πŸ‘‰ [here] and see what the fuss is all about! 🌴 Your town, your biz! πŸ–οΈ #FMBFun #CivicEngagement
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 8d
πŸ”” Sound the seashells! The Anchorage Advisory Committee (AAC) is diving into action today at 9 AM! 🌊 Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd, FMB) or catch the live stream instead of using your binoculars! πŸ¦œπŸ•΅οΈβ™‚οΈ Watch [here] See you at the beach…or online!
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 8d
πŸŒŠπŸ–οΈ Hey FMB! Time to put on your serious hats (don't forget to keep the flip-flops) for the Anchorage Advisory Committee meeting on Oct 27, 2025! πŸ•˜ 9 AM sharp at Town Hall. Donuts without holes will NOT be provided! πŸ₯³ See you at 6231 Estero Blvd! Don't be late.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 10d
🎢 Reminder Alert! 🎢 It's time to rock Fort Myers Beach! 🀘 Join us for the Concert Series featuring The Echo on October 26, 2025, from midnight until the last person stops dancing! πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί Find us at your favorite sandy spot in FMB! β˜€.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 10d
🌞 Skin looking a little like a leather handbag? Time for some TLC! OnSpot Dermatology is back at Town Hall on November 6, 7:30 AM- 3:30 PM Get your skin checked and flaunt that glow! Appointments are a must-don't ghost us! Bring your insurance info (or cash). Questions? HR has answers!
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 10d
🚨🌊 Hey, FMB fam! We've caught wind of sneaky scams targeting our Special Event Permit folks! If you get an invoice that's trying to mooch cash, hold off! We ONLY use iWorq and email from @fmbgov.com or @iworq.com. If it's fishy, don't pay, don't click! Call (239) 292-3568 to verify. πŸ πŸ’° Stay savvy!
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 10d
πŸŽƒπŸ‘» Get your spooky on! It's FRIGHT NIGHT at Bay Oaks Park from 6PM- 9PM! Come for the chills, stay for the thrills! πŸ“… Mark your calendars: October 24, 2025. If you hear a ghost whisper, don't panic… it's just us having fun! πŸŒ™πŸ•·οΈ Place: Town Council Chambers, FMB!
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 13d
πŸŒŠπŸ“… Mark your calendars, FMB fam! It's time for the CELCAB to gather and make waves! Join us at 1 PM on Oct 23, 2025, to dive into culture and the environment! Can't wait to sea your smiling faces! πŸŒžπŸ–οΈ Location: Fort Myers Beach, FL 3393.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 13d
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 The BORCAB is rolling into Town Hall (that's 6231 Estero Blvd, in case you get lost!). Join us for some riveting rec talk today, Oct 22, from 12-2 PM! Don't miss the chance to see a bunch of folks discuss, well, fun stuff! Watch live [here]
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 13d
🚨 LIVE & LIT! 🚨 Join us for the Advisory Committee Sunshine Law & Public Records Training at 10 AM on Oct 22, 2025! πŸŒžπŸ‘©βš–οΈ Location: Town Hall- Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd. (Yes, the building that looks like it could use a tan!) Don't miss out on this glowing opportunity.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 13d
πŸ—“οΈ Heads up, FMB fam! It's bid-tastic! Join us for the grand reveal of RFQ-25-17-AD on October 23, 2025, from 9:30 AM to ✨11:59 PM✨. πŸ›οΈ Meet us at Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd. Let the best bid win-bring your bidding boots.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 14d
πŸ“’ REMINDER!
Join us for the Bay Oaks Recreational Campus Advisory Board (BORCAB) meeting. It's like book club, but with more town planning! πŸ–οΈ Date: Oct 22, 2025 πŸ—“οΈ Time: 12 PM- 2 PM πŸ•› Location: Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Come for the coffee, stay for the community.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 14d
πŸ’‘ MARK YOUR CALENDARS! Got questions about sunshine? 🌞 Join us for the Advisory Committee Sunshine Law & Public Records Training on Oct 22, 2025, from 10 AM- 12 PM!
Where? Town Hall, Town Council Chambers.
Don't miss this chance to brighten your legal knowledge.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 14d
πŸŽ‰Attention FMB fans! πŸŽ‰ It's not just another Saturday-it's Special Magistrate Hearing Day! πŸ•˜ Join us from 9 AM to 4 PM at Town Hall, where all the legal drama unfolds (no popcorn provided)! 🍿 Can't make it? Catch the livestream [here] Be there or be… unambiguously square! πŸ˜„
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 14d
πŸš¨πŸŽ‰ Alert! It's Public Safety Committee time!πŸ›‘
Join us for a morning of safety chatter and coffee, October 21, 2025, from 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM! πŸ•˜β˜•
Location: Town Hall Town Council Chambers-✨ where safety meets style!
6231 Estero Blvd., FMB 🌴 See you there! Don't forget your safety goggles! 😎
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
πŸŽƒ Calling all ghouls and boys! Join us for Fright Night at Bay Oaks on Friday, Oct 24, 2025, from 6-9 PM! Expect spook-tacular fun: Trunk-or-Treat, games, costume contests, food trucks, and chilling tunes! πŸ‘» For $5/family, bring your spooky spirit! Volunteers wanted.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
πŸŽ‰ It's Council Time, folks! 🚨 Join us live for some serious decision-making from 3-4 PM today at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd)! πŸ›οΈ Tune in [here]. Don't worry, we won't be debating pizza toppings… this time! πŸ• See you there! #FMBCouncilFun
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
Hey FMB fam! πŸ₯³ Time to set your trash, recycling, and yard waste to the curb by 6:30 AM for pickup-an hour later than usual! Why? We want our haulers to avoid the sun while chasing those refuse dreams! 🌞 No worries, your garbage days stay the same! Check out the scoop here.
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Grab your coffee & tune in! β˜•οΈβž‘οΈ Your beloved Town Council is meeting LIVE today at 9 AM, and no, it's not for a reality show! πŸ›οΈ Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd) or catch the live stream [here]. Let the democracy festivities begin! πŸŽ‰
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
πŸŽ‰ REMINDER! πŸŽ‰
Join the Public Safety Committee (PSC) for a bright and sunny discussion at 9 AM on October 21, 2025! πŸ•˜βœ¨ Where? Town Hall- Town Council Chambers! You can't miss it at 6231 Estero Blvd- look for the building with the big "We talk safety here" sign! πŸ›οΈπŸ’¬ #FMBFun
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Not TownOfFortMyersBeach @nottownoffmb.bsky.social Β· 15d
🚨 Don't hit snooze on this! πŸ’€ Special Magistrate Hearings are happening on October 21, 2025! πŸ—“οΈ Join us at Town Hall- Town Council Chambers from 9 AM to 4 PM. It's the perfect place to settle disputes-no boxing gloves required! πŸ₯ŠπŸ“6231 Estero Blvd, FMB.