While @dimhouston.bsky.social is out to London and Milan for "trade purposes", let's play a game:

Guess the Rate Hike™

first one to guess (to the closest half percent) what the next hike will be, will win an estimated bill.

#maytheoddsbeinourfavour
#nsppowerplay

NSP Public Service Announcement

We know you love the aesthetic of candlelight dinners, so this month, we're trying to increased rates to encourage more of them!

Think of it as mandatory ambiance.

You're welcome.

(P.S. Our CEO's yacht needs a new coat of varnish.)

From all of us at Nova Scotia Power, we wish you a day with fam and friends.

Remember, every flicker of your decorative lights, every warm blanket from the dryer, represents investment into our quarterly returns.

Cheers to a truly profitable holiday!

Now, who's ready for dessert?

Hey @dimhouston.bsky.social ;

If I'm buying lunch later, you and the UARB owe me a little rate hike.....come on! it's Thanksgiving

#blessed
#nspoli

We hear your complaints about the latest billing adjustment. And honestly? We get it. We truly do.

But look on the bright side: You're now a valued, non-optional investor in our CEO's fourth yacht! So, thanks! 🙏

Now, who wants to watch our stock price climb higher than your debt? 📈

Our New Slogan:

Emera: We're not happy until you're lightly weeping over your bank statement." (Our marketing team is really leaning into the villain angle this quarter. It's working!)

With Canada Post on strike, we wish to remind the public that your power bills are still due

#payupsuckers

Houston slashing the low Income heating assistance is a low point, even for us....but our CEO needs another cottage.

lol, a milly? chump change

They're just jealous of us

shhhhhh.......

Hey! it's raining!

welp, must up the rates again

just filing up the ol' bonus sack

How come when gas goes up everybody be like "damn bro, gas going up again, oh well"

but when we put power up people be like "holy fuck dude, you're killing people"

salt fog....you know what that means....power rates are going up, mauahahaa

#moneymoneymoney

It's sooo easy just to let this stuff fall to pieces.

this shit is dirt cheap, we get it used from other power co's garbage dump

FAFO