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playing my music so loud rn that it could put a elephant into shock
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please i need to miq ts
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I get this is a post of pain, but im sorry, this is super fucking funny out of context
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yayyy gay men we love gay men
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I mean... maybe after this video
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why does everyone know who dan and phil are but me
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they have this look in their eyes and i cant place it.

is this what all newly uncloseted yaoi men look like?
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I quoted someone irl
I said "So this dude came up to me and said 'Daniel! My man!'" and before I could continue they responded with that
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do people forget im biologically male? I was chatting someone up and they suddenly went "YOU HAVE A DICK??" after half an hour of chatting about stupid crap

it was funny as shit ngl
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its red because its mad
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the second like bombing has begun
hide from the shadows, they move in the wind
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I'm proud to say, I've met THE BOB THE COB in person,
Sure, it was uncomfortable.
BUT I MET HIM
AND YOU HAVENT
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I'd be in 5th grade and he'd walk down the hall and just lock eyes with me for a solid 10 seconds
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HE CREEPED ME OUT GROWING UP NGL 😭
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also yes, there is a mascot named bob the cob here in illinois
look him up
im deadass 😭
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oh god 😭

we gotta send bob the cob to take you here to the corn land
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oh god 😨
dont worry about the 80 degree winters, now all your season's temperatures are random! Hell, im sure we got snow in june one time