noyoucmon
@noyoucmon.bsky.social
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More poets, fewer fascists. AI artwork sucks.
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noyoucmon.bsky.social
Absolute sick derangement.
thetnholler.bsky.social
When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
I’m sure I’ve seen it. But I’m present with you on this one right now. I know you are the real deal
noyoucmon.bsky.social
By the way, he decided not to play darts!
noyoucmon.bsky.social
Man, that’s so true. I don’t know how it happens.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
All of that and he declined to play!
noyoucmon.bsky.social
Endless chewer now wants to play darts and has inspected the same 12 darts 69 times each like he’s ensuring national security. I want to leave but I have to see this dude play darts.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
There’s just so much to unpack here. And so much left unsaid.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
I don’t know what that means but I hope they are
noyoucmon.bsky.social
He must have the strongest jaw in America.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
The Seattle Mariners away uniforms look like 1994 Taco Bell interiors. Who greenlights this stuff?!
noyoucmon.bsky.social
He has been chewing the entire time I’ve been here and has six inches of burrito left.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
There’s a man at this bar who chews every bite of his burrito 638 times.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
Dreams are one of my favorite things about life!
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aheadbyecho.bsky.social
Who knew modern day Nazis wouldn't have to build crematoriums to rid the country of marginalized people. They merely had to gut the CDC, Special Ed, USAID, all the social safety net programs that help people.
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richsignorelli.bsky.social
If you are deranged enough to obsessively lobby for a Nobel Peace Prize, then you should be automatically disqualified from receiving it.
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altspaceforce.altgov.info
The brown people aren't stealing your jobs.
The orange man is stealing your future.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
ICE attacked the reporter, not the National Guard.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
Summer teeth and some aren’t
noyoucmon.bsky.social
Are they done painting the wall black yet?
noyoucmon.bsky.social
I looked it up and in 1963 he would have been 43. We were younger in the dream.
noyoucmon.bsky.social
I dreamt I was with a young Bill Cullen when he created The Dating Game. It was simultaneously my current Chicago neighborhood and 1963 Los Angeles. We both wore neckties. (I don’t think Cullen really created that show)
noyoucmon.bsky.social
How in the bloody hell can they let Qatar build a military base in Idaho without Congress? What in the hell is going on here?
noyoucmon.bsky.social
This is after half an hour of insane conversation with a bartender that I can’t even begin to get into. Most colorful guy I’ve met in a while.