chloe
@npchloe.bsky.social
she/her• 26 • nap enthusiast and unfortunate hockey enjoyer
looking for leon draisaitl to lead the charge for team canada is an AWFUL announcer fumble
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
looking for leon draisaitl to lead the charge for team canada is an AWFUL announcer fumble
free from FDSN next season!!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
free from FDSN next season!!!
this might be a game i regret staying up for actually
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
this might be a game i regret staying up for actually
wish this utah team would go extinct bring back the yotes
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
wish this utah team would go extinct bring back the yotes
experienced every high and low and i can comfortably say i hate tom wilson
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
experienced every high and low and i can comfortably say i hate tom wilson
i need the caps to end at my fingertips tbh
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
i need the caps to end at my fingertips tbh
experiencing many thoughts and feelings in this arena
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
experiencing many thoughts and feelings in this arena
i fear my worst defense nightmares are coming true tonight
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i fear my worst defense nightmares are coming true tonight
genuinely why did they even call that final slash
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
genuinely why did they even call that final slash
anyway finally home game was fun and my last thought for the night is i’m glad it was sanderson that was made to look like a fool on the raymond goal it’s karma for throwing a goalie under the bus
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
anyway finally home game was fun and my last thought for the night is i’m glad it was sanderson that was made to look like a fool on the raymond goal it’s karma for throwing a goalie under the bus
blah blah blah something about james reimer losing in OT when Ottawa and Detroit are playing each other
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
blah blah blah something about james reimer losing in OT when Ottawa and Detroit are playing each other
think that’s the 4th 3 assist game for raymond this season?
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
think that’s the 4th 3 assist game for raymond this season?
a goal is a goal but also an absolutely disgusting assist PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let kasper be hitting his stride again
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
a goal is a goal but also an absolutely disgusting assist PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let kasper be hitting his stride again
so who is gonna try to start the superstition that jvr has to rock the batman suit before games from now on or else
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
so who is gonna try to start the superstition that jvr has to rock the batman suit before games from now on or else
that was quite literally the biggest you can’t do that
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
that was quite literally the biggest you can’t do that
of course i don’t want to actually watch the game just want to listen to them call it i guess
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
of course i don’t want to actually watch the game just want to listen to them call it i guess
another goal for copp means we’re another goal closer to my offseason prediction of him having a 15+ goal season as a meme
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
another goal for copp means we’re another goal closer to my offseason prediction of him having a 15+ goal season as a meme
tuning in but not tuning in but i just wanna say i hope that specific line and that specific pp unit stops trying so hard to get someone to their milestone because when i was at the game this weekend it felt like i was just watching get him the puck simulator and it WASNT working
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
tuning in but not tuning in but i just wanna say i hope that specific line and that specific pp unit stops trying so hard to get someone to their milestone because when i was at the game this weekend it felt like i was just watching get him the puck simulator and it WASNT working
man you really can’t get luckier than that
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
man you really can’t get luckier than that
can’t win games when ur putting up 12 shots
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
can’t win games when ur putting up 12 shots
going back to bed and fixing my sleep schedule now that my hopefully not hot takes are with the world
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
going back to bed and fixing my sleep schedule now that my hopefully not hot takes are with the world
on top of everything else boring and just aesthetically displeasing about the winter classic the arrival fits ALSO suck there was so much opportunity for something FUN and BOTH teams missed the mark so this isn’t just me being a panthers hater
January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
on top of everything else boring and just aesthetically displeasing about the winter classic the arrival fits ALSO suck there was so much opportunity for something FUN and BOTH teams missed the mark so this isn’t just me being a panthers hater
the really bitter and evil parts of me wishes that there was a planet that that gets overturned just because i want the full experience of them celebrating and then having their joy sucked out of them 🤷🏻♀️
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
the really bitter and evil parts of me wishes that there was a planet that that gets overturned just because i want the full experience of them celebrating and then having their joy sucked out of them 🤷🏻♀️
perhaps my joke prediction about andrew copp will come true
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
perhaps my joke prediction about andrew copp will come true