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@npmbimbo.bsky.social
· Nov 30
pls stop following me, randoms. this is not a place of honor!!
im sure Rosalia's music is good but it's just none of my business
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
im sure Rosalia's music is good but it's just none of my business
apparently 20 lbs was the magic number for me to lose to like... feel like a human again
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
apparently 20 lbs was the magic number for me to lose to like... feel like a human again
i have a doctors appointment today and im doing so much better health wise im kinda looking forward to it lmfao
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i have a doctors appointment today and im doing so much better health wise im kinda looking forward to it lmfao
if u dont jump to put jeans on baby u dont feel my pain 😌
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
if u dont jump to put jeans on baby u dont feel my pain 😌
Polly is a lot more likable when u realize she is just a deeply unserious human, not a good friend, but a fun person to party with lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Polly is a lot more likable when u realize she is just a deeply unserious human, not a good friend, but a fun person to party with lol
My bf can identify Stargate episodes off one frame like me and Living Single
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My bf can identify Stargate episodes off one frame like me and Living Single
Teal'c reading Daniel to filth, well yes !!
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Teal'c reading Daniel to filth, well yes !!
Anna Nalick debut EP has been emotionally terrorizing me for 20 years
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Anna Nalick debut EP has been emotionally terrorizing me for 20 years
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In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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god Threads really has gen pop's dumbest people on there ragebaiting each other and complaining abt audiobooks and tipping like it's 2013
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
god Threads really has gen pop's dumbest people on there ragebaiting each other and complaining abt audiobooks and tipping like it's 2013
i am quite LITERALLY CURSED TO ALWAYS STAND NEXT TO THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE AT THE MFING SHOW
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i am quite LITERALLY CURSED TO ALWAYS STAND NEXT TO THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE AT THE MFING SHOW
im so serious how many Cyruses are there??? every time i think i have a handle on them, a new one pops up on the new music playlists...
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
im so serious how many Cyruses are there??? every time i think i have a handle on them, a new one pops up on the new music playlists...
my head hurts from COVID booster + too much Mario Kart combo
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my head hurts from COVID booster + too much Mario Kart combo
this man announcing at the world cup thing mispronounced Macedonia and Curaçao 😓😓😓 do they not practice this shit???? also how are u involved with global football and not know how to pronounce countries
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
this man announcing at the world cup thing mispronounced Macedonia and Curaçao 😓😓😓 do they not practice this shit???? also how are u involved with global football and not know how to pronounce countries
ig i never understood caring about HS bullies cause i was a. experiencing violent trauma at home b. most of my teachers were fucked up to me lmfao my first "bully" was my 3rd grade teacher fr lmfao
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
ig i never understood caring about HS bullies cause i was a. experiencing violent trauma at home b. most of my teachers were fucked up to me lmfao my first "bully" was my 3rd grade teacher fr lmfao
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i was not a gifted kid , they kept sending my stupid ass to sit outside and count to 1000 because i wouldn't stop bringing my cd player to school so i could listen to slipknot during class
June 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
i was not a gifted kid , they kept sending my stupid ass to sit outside and count to 1000 because i wouldn't stop bringing my cd player to school so i could listen to slipknot during class
it's always Daniel Jackson at the scene of the crime
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it's always Daniel Jackson at the scene of the crime
im sssauuuur excited abt the gifts i bought ppl this year
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
im sssauuuur excited abt the gifts i bought ppl this year
most people need to move on from hs bullies so badly but i wanna be CRYSTAL CLEAR that i'm not counting TEACHERS. if ur teacher was ur bully, i hope they have diarrhea right noooow.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
most people need to move on from hs bullies so badly but i wanna be CRYSTAL CLEAR that i'm not counting TEACHERS. if ur teacher was ur bully, i hope they have diarrhea right noooow.
I bought Mario Kart 8 at some point.... in January apparently. I have no memory of this and almost bought a second one today.
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I bought Mario Kart 8 at some point.... in January apparently. I have no memory of this and almost bought a second one today.
because i guess i'm in a bit of a self punishing mood, i - an unmedicated and drug free ADHD + PTSDer - am going to sit here with nothing playing, no music tv movie audiobook.........and try to "clear my head" and "do some chores."
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
because i guess i'm in a bit of a self punishing mood, i - an unmedicated and drug free ADHD + PTSDer - am going to sit here with nothing playing, no music tv movie audiobook.........and try to "clear my head" and "do some chores."
does anyone have something for my depression?
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
does anyone have something for my depression?
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instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
My number one listened to artist was - once again - Fall Out Boy
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My number one listened to artist was - once again - Fall Out Boy