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pls stop following me, randoms. this is not a place of honor!!
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Betty Suarez when i fucking catch you
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sorry idk whats happening grammatically with that last sentence, i'm under DURESS
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From my first post birth control period to my two insane neverending PCOS periods.... and i'm sick right now and it literally started on Thursday AT THE GYM on my first day back at the gym since my LAST neverending period........why doesn't the universe want me to be in shape????
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it's my favorite gym on earth........ and every time I set foot inside it......I become ill IMMEDIATELY.....sometimes while I'm literally standing in it (this time)........ the illnesses are various and not respiratory, it really feels like a voodoo doll stabs me every time I go...... FOR WHY?
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I believe a witch has placed a curse on me and the g*rden gr*ve chuze fitness....
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WHOA that's a thing I have to worry about!??! I'm glad I bought my Switch later than most ppl cause I guess it will last a little longer... (i also play way less than most people so hopefully she lives for a while...)
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YES! I gained 100lb in about 3 years because I had undiagnosed PCOS. fashion is a HUGE part of my identity. getting rid of my favorite clothes hurt so bad and took forever (I'm not even done lol) now i'm losing weight like crazy cause i'm on PCOS treatment and i'm like....okay.... LOL
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kdjf;lASKDFJL;kajsdkl;AJSD;KLJDL;SFKJAS sorry I know it's fucked up to laugh but...
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Yes same! First off, finding a BOTTOM that fits is impossible for me. hips are 62" lmfao but second, i'm on medication that has really affected my weight (as in i'm losing weight) and i'm like I JUST finally got to a good place with all my clothes fitting...now this... LOL
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I am so heartbroken about D'Angelo. It's unspeakable.
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YES IT'S AWESOME!!! I'm a 3x as well and my bf got me the XXL from Sam's Club and they fit NO PROBLEM and are soooooo comfy
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i wish Kevin Durant was on here
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🗣️I'M NOT SURE
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you were the sunshine of my lifetime, what would you trade the pain for?
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love putting on Bodega Baddie and watching my bf becoming Latino
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like listen...... i love Drake's music lmfao as KDot number one soldier.
that girl who wrote the essay abt him losing his Lover Boy spark and thats why his music has been trash was 100% right
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i feel like having the whole world hate him for a bit has made Drake lock in a bit on the Makin Me Dance Waving My Hand music, thank god
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it's sooooo bland it's laughable
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oh god and the "a _____ of _____ and _____" titles too 😓 on the bright side that seems to be a fantasy thing which isn't rly my bag
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maybe this isn't a hot take but it just seems like everywhere i look, people are like "ugh books are so bad these days" which seems insane to me. if a book is bad, look harder....
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both times i just stared at my screen like that one fish
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made up for it with 3x the usual mustache tho!