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Hand knitted, bare bottomed and British. A multi-award winning stop motion animation shot in Woolly Vision

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Mar 12

We've got some very big news about something big and hard to get your hands on.........a new nudinit pattern book is coming out in September 2025, yay!!

It's crammed with naughty knitting patterns for your home - all rude of course, but what else would you expect from us!

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 3d

Pattie had a firm ganache

#bakeoff #GBBO #desertweek #nudinits #knittedpuppet #naughtyknitting #britishhumour #innuendo 🧶

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 6d

Barbara had taken all the power out of Bernard's tool

#diy #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #carryon #innuendo #britishhumour

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 6d

nudinits are coming to Glasgow!

Come and see us at The Creative Craft Show - stock up on all your nudinits goodies and have your book signed by nudinit creator Sarah Simi!

#creativecraftshow #glasgow #SEC #nudinits #discountcode #knittingpatterns #knit #patternbook

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 10d

Barbara had nice stiff peaks

#GBBO #bakeoff #meringueweek #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 16d

If you're going to the Knit and Stitch Shows, come say hello to nudinits on stand J34. It's on at Ally Pally from 9th to the 12th October - starts tomorrow!

#knitandstitchshow #allypally #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbooks #2026calendars

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 17d

Barbara thought it should be a lot bigger before Bernard put it in

#bakeoff #GBBO #pieweek #nudinits #knit #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 24d

Bernard's conkers were finally hard enough to swing

#autumn #fall #conkers #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit

nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 27d

Something was moving about in Barbara's undergrowth

#autumn #fall #hedgehog #nudinits #naughtyknitting #innuendo #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knit 🧶

nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 28d

Meet nudinit creator Sarah Simi and stock up on all your nudinit books and calendars at the Knit +Stitch Show at Alexandra Palace from the 9th - 12th October. Find us on stand J34 - come say hello!

#knitandstitchshow #knitandstitch #nudinits #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbook #sarahsimi #knit

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · 29d

Only room for a slim one? Or maybe you fancy a full 12" Either way one of our calendars will fit!
nudinits.com/collections/...

#2026calendar #calendar #nudinits #naughtyknitting #secretsanta #funnygiftideas

nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 21

The vicar was having a good blow in his rectory

#comedyvicar #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knit #Knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #dailylaugh #britishhumour #britishcomedy

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 16

Barbara had a nice pair of baps

#bakeoff #GBBO #breadweek #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #baps #naughtyknitting #knit

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 12

Woohoo! It's publication day and you can finally get your hands on this big beauty!

It features 19 naughty knitting patterns - all rammed full of nudinit humour of course!

www.nudinits.com

#publicationday #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbook #naughtyknitting #nudinits #craftbook #newbook

nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 9

The vicar had popped round to dunk his hobnob

#hobnob #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #bakeoff #GBBO #biscuitweekgbbo #biscuitweek #naughtyknitting #knit

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 9

2026 calendars just landed!

12 months of pleasure guaranteed with every purchase.

www.nudinits.com

#nudinits #nudinitcalendar #2026calendar #knittedpuppet #naughtyknitting #funnycalendar #innuendo #britishhumour

nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 8

Bernard had remembered he needed a license to get his tackle out

#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #fishing #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #innuendo

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 5

Bernard had accidently sprayed Barbara's Fufu

#nudinits #naughtyknitting #dailylaugh #fufu #saucy #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knitted

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nudinits @nudinits.bsky.social · Sep 5

Nudinits Book Signing with Author Sarah Simi at Maybugs!

Meet Sarah the mastermind behind the risqué knitted creations and get your hands on a copy of this cheerfully cheeky book!

📅Saturday 20th September
🕑2PM
📍Maybugs, 3 Chapel Place, Tunbridge Wells, TN1 1YQ
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#books #nudinits #maybugs #knitting