Aiden Edible
@nuttbustman.bsky.social
I went into the computer and swam around like Danny phantom
you would of thought I’m a Hawaiian blue alien how I lay low with a stick
March 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
you would of thought I’m a Hawaiian blue alien how I lay low with a stick
I think even if I had a pussy I would still refer to it as my Meat. Still works mate
March 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think even if I had a pussy I would still refer to it as my Meat. Still works mate
my necklace is crazy my watch is biphobic
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
my necklace is crazy my watch is biphobic
Save me tall woman
March 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Save me tall woman
ABSOLUTELY NO FOOT
March 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ABSOLUTELY NO FOOT
Frank Azar the strong arm clears The Amigo who clears Harrell big Gunn
March 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Frank Azar the strong arm clears The Amigo who clears Harrell big Gunn
Real AirPod Losers know wtf I’m talking bout !!
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Real AirPod Losers know wtf I’m talking bout !!
They threw away my damn screwdriver at the airport bro?? What am I gonna do with that, take apart the airplane? Fuckas
March 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They threw away my damn screwdriver at the airport bro?? What am I gonna do with that, take apart the airplane? Fuckas
If I’m in line for your taco truck and I hear you guys speaking English in the back I’m getting out of line !!
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If I’m in line for your taco truck and I hear you guys speaking English in the back I’m getting out of line !!
Siri if you ever read me an AI summary of a text message in my headphones again I will throw you at the wall. Try me
March 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Siri if you ever read me an AI summary of a text message in my headphones again I will throw you at the wall. Try me
if you’re putting a W in your acronym mate you’ve fucked up
March 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
if you’re putting a W in your acronym mate you’ve fucked up
The flubber guy, you’ll recall, ended up married to a human woman
March 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The flubber guy, you’ll recall, ended up married to a human woman
bro you got a phd and you don’t know what doggy style is
March 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
bro you got a phd and you don’t know what doggy style is
Bruno mars voice I wanna be a white Muslim so fuckin bad
February 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bruno mars voice I wanna be a white Muslim so fuckin bad
you should be able to long press on discord reacts to change them to sarcastic mode
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM
you should be able to long press on discord reacts to change them to sarcastic mode
messing with the bull is so fun but I HATE getting the horns
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 AM
messing with the bull is so fun but I HATE getting the horns
I’m farming XP in real life by taking a bunch of Benadryl and killing the spiders that show up
November 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I’m farming XP in real life by taking a bunch of Benadryl and killing the spiders that show up
is there an airline with a website that isn’t actively hostile to the user? I’m fighting for my life
August 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
is there an airline with a website that isn’t actively hostile to the user? I’m fighting for my life
I was playing with my guys earlier (John Cena was versing Bane) and I think I accidentally invented a new sex position - you wanna try it out later?
August 6, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I was playing with my guys earlier (John Cena was versing Bane) and I think I accidentally invented a new sex position - you wanna try it out later?
(Creep voice) I’m a guy….I'm in Weezer
August 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
(Creep voice) I’m a guy….I'm in Weezer
Some teenager on the train said to his buddy his favorite genre of porno is chillfap
February 25, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Some teenager on the train said to his buddy his favorite genre of porno is chillfap
or casino. He busts 50s off his wad in casino
If you get cash at the bank and you ask for 50s they know it’s because you watched Michael Clayton last night
February 11, 2024 at 7:13 AM
or casino. He busts 50s off his wad in casino
Mom says it’s my turn to use the brain cell
February 10, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Mom says it’s my turn to use the brain cell
I saw a werewolf driving a Toyota Tacoma. and He was jacking off
January 24, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I saw a werewolf driving a Toyota Tacoma. and He was jacking off