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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 16m

a donkey is standing in the rain with its mouth open .

ALT: a donkey is standing in the rain with its mouth open .

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 20m

Alford ”working WITHOUT PAY”

Yeah, until you decide to open the government again and collect it.

🖕🏻

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 26m

Someone get these guys one of those ‘problem gambling’ pamphlets.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Master negotiator.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

🎵This is the dumb that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.🎵

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Look!

It’s Superdouche!

a basketball player wearing a yellow jersey that says wish

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is like a sheet of toilet paper, covered in shit and circling the drain.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

I had a feeling.

a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

How has America fallen to the biggest idiot in history?

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Marco had to whisper what was written because Trump can’t read.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Keep your federal taxes in the state.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

“Maybe I didn’t get my message across.”

a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

🤞🏼
My dad needs help right now. Let’s get this funded yesterday.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

*shove*

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

Residual image from last night‘s escapade.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

What a shithole country.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t say what should be done to these people but it involves the Pacific Ocean and concrete shoes.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 2d

The billionaires and backwoods hillbillies, neither of which pays taxes, doesn’t want to help people with our taxes.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 2d

Trump is pedophile with 34 felonies, he should be in prison.

Say that.

nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 3d

Wait until they hear how many votes Hillary got.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 4d

Hopefully he died.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 6d

Will plants grow on the soul of Satan’s pedophile son?

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 6d

The miLEFTitia need to be
infiltrating all of this fascist bullshit.

Be armed, inglorious bastards.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 6d

One for you.

One for ActBlue.

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nvtl.bsky.social @nvtl.bsky.social · 6d

Sickos on a Friday night?

So, just us normies.

DONE!

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