Matt Naismith
@nxpwrestling.bsky.social
General Manager of RWF's sister show NXP (Kayfabe)
nXp tomorrow. More top-quality action. nXp title qualifier as always. One more nXp hardcore slot up for grabs and a womens number one contender match.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
nXp tomorrow. More top-quality action. nXp title qualifier as always. One more nXp hardcore slot up for grabs and a womens number one contender match.
Pack it in? Am I hearing you right... Pack... It... In? I'm your NXP champion son, top bollocks round 'ere. Nah balls to ya, i can wait right 'ere. I've got taggart on record.
Peter Kay
Tour TBC
Peter Kay
Tour TBC
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pack it in? Am I hearing you right... Pack... It... In? I'm your NXP champion son, top bollocks round 'ere. Nah balls to ya, i can wait right 'ere. I've got taggart on record.
Peter Kay
Tour TBC
Peter Kay
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Went to see me nana at her warden controlled flat. Made sure not to grab red rope. She dead proud of me. said i look like that Super Mario Dragon. Mario Dragon, what that about?
Peter Kay
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Peter Kay
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November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Went to see me nana at her warden controlled flat. Made sure not to grab red rope. She dead proud of me. said i look like that Super Mario Dragon. Mario Dragon, what that about?
Peter Kay
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Peter Kay
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Home sweet home eh, won nxp title coming back t'bolton eh. None of them tim tims. found old copy of autoroute express. thats the future my friends.
Peter Kay
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Peter Kay
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November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Home sweet home eh, won nxp title coming back t'bolton eh. None of them tim tims. found old copy of autoroute express. thats the future my friends.
Peter Kay
Tour TBC
Peter Kay
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In light of what happened last night. Both Alison and Sue (barker) will be omitted from any title qualification matches until the new year. That display was embarrassing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
In light of what happened last night. Both Alison and Sue (barker) will be omitted from any title qualification matches until the new year. That display was embarrassing.
Y'alright, Peter here. Y'know I was training to be one of them cruiserweights like that Juventus Guerrero and Roy Mysterious. New diet to get down t'weight right. Drink your own piss, detox. 14 stone in a day try it. Telling you now.
www.youtube.com/shorts/EGDmN...
Peter
Tour TBC
www.youtube.com/shorts/EGDmN...
Peter
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How To Lose 14 Stone In 24 Hours | Peter Kay Stand Up #Shorts
YouTube video by Peter Kay
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November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Y'alright, Peter here. Y'know I was training to be one of them cruiserweights like that Juventus Guerrero and Roy Mysterious. New diet to get down t'weight right. Drink your own piss, detox. 14 stone in a day try it. Telling you now.
www.youtube.com/shorts/EGDmN...
Peter
Tour TBC
www.youtube.com/shorts/EGDmN...
Peter
Tour TBC
Ya awrite cocks. It's Peter 'ere, your new nxp champion eh. Putting bolton on the map 'ere now. I'll tell you that for free. As i'm champion, i've gone on t'internet and taking over your nxp skybookitter page. social media eh? whats that all about.
Peter Kay
tour TBC
Peter Kay
tour TBC
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ya awrite cocks. It's Peter 'ere, your new nxp champion eh. Putting bolton on the map 'ere now. I'll tell you that for free. As i'm champion, i've gone on t'internet and taking over your nxp skybookitter page. social media eh? whats that all about.
Peter Kay
tour TBC
Peter Kay
tour TBC
Ah great, its started already. Tonights nxp was brought to you by Chorley FM. Chorley FM? Where the listener comes first and is coming in your ears.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ah great, its started already. Tonights nxp was brought to you by Chorley FM. Chorley FM? Where the listener comes first and is coming in your ears.
New NXP tag team champion Sir topham hat, AKA fat controller
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November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
New NXP tag team champion Sir topham hat, AKA fat controller
What were that about eh? Peter Kay is your brand new undispited nXp champion
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November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What were that about eh? Peter Kay is your brand new undispited nXp champion
nXp show tomorrow night.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
nXp show tomorrow night.
Alas, Father stone has been put in the Injured Reserves indefinitely. Apparently, Barrymore's black magic convinced our father that he was Rory Mcilroy.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Alas, Father stone has been put in the Injured Reserves indefinitely. Apparently, Barrymore's black magic convinced our father that he was Rory Mcilroy.
Lifting the curtain up. RWF Commitee meeting
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lifting the curtain up. RWF Commitee meeting
nXp was brought to you by Rabbit Telecom. Rabbit Telecom, because if you live 300 Meters from a transmitter and Manchester. Rabbit telecom is for you
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
nXp was brought to you by Rabbit Telecom. Rabbit Telecom, because if you live 300 Meters from a transmitter and Manchester. Rabbit telecom is for you
Next NXP show, we will be going back to traditional ways, with a number one contender match for the NXP title, which will be defended in our main event.
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Next NXP show, we will be going back to traditional ways, with a number one contender match for the NXP title, which will be defended in our main event.
Geordie will not be defending the NXP title this week. He's been obligated to attend a all week rave since being cross promotional champion.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Geordie will not be defending the NXP title this week. He's been obligated to attend a all week rave since being cross promotional champion.
Also, our main event. two competing for the first time ever not just in nXp but the entire RWF organisation.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Also, our main event. two competing for the first time ever not just in nXp but the entire RWF organisation.
Mrs Brown, Mrs Doyle, Kirsty Young & Super Gran for the Womens Hot Potato match in a gaelic brawl
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Mrs Brown, Mrs Doyle, Kirsty Young & Super Gran for the Womens Hot Potato match in a gaelic brawl
Mike Morris & Greg Dyke representing TV:AM with defend the tag team titles in an open challenge
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Mike Morris & Greg Dyke representing TV:AM with defend the tag team titles in an open challenge
Tonights Lineup for tonight at 20:00 GMT
Stanley Unwin, Joe Pasquale, Colin Crompton, Judge Rumpole, Gay Byrne & AVGN in a bragging rights match
Stanley Unwin, Joe Pasquale, Colin Crompton, Judge Rumpole, Gay Byrne & AVGN in a bragging rights match
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Tonights Lineup for tonight at 20:00 GMT
Stanley Unwin, Joe Pasquale, Colin Crompton, Judge Rumpole, Gay Byrne & AVGN in a bragging rights match
Stanley Unwin, Joe Pasquale, Colin Crompton, Judge Rumpole, Gay Byrne & AVGN in a bragging rights match
World Tag titles will be on the line. Need to 'Consult' about opponents.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
World Tag titles will be on the line. Need to 'Consult' about opponents.
NXP was brought to you by Rattners Jewellery. Rattners, because anton's wages are the same as an M&S prawn sandwich and probably more valuable.
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
NXP was brought to you by Rattners Jewellery. Rattners, because anton's wages are the same as an M&S prawn sandwich and probably more valuable.
As Pepsiman has left NXP. I am entitled to a replacement of my choosing. They will debut thursday.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As Pepsiman has left NXP. I am entitled to a replacement of my choosing. They will debut thursday.
well done to pepsiman for his promotion to RWF.
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
well done to pepsiman for his promotion to RWF.
This in turn confirms that still Geordie is undisputed NXP World Champion
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This in turn confirms that still Geordie is undisputed NXP World Champion